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Twitter reacts to Danielson's love affair with the Gumps

Posted on 11/19/14 at 10:51 am
Posted by Wtodd
Tampa, FL
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Posted on 11/19/14 at 10:51 am
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If I ever find something as erotic as Gary Danielson finds Alabama football there will be an unprecedented global hand lotion shortage

SOLID GOLD!!!!
Posted by gameovergt
Orange Park, FL via Stevenson, AL
Member since Nov 2010
1963 posts
Posted on 11/19/14 at 10:52 am to
Lundquist fondles with both hands also!
Posted by skirpnasty
Atlantis
Member since Aug 2012
10781 posts
Posted on 11/19/14 at 10:53 am to
When he was calling for Offensive PI I almost lost it. He thought DeRunnya getting mauled was a 'jump ball', and nothing was wrong with him getting hooked constantly (granted he still only missed one catch), but two guys with outstretched arms is Offensive PI.
Posted by Yellerhammer5
Member since Oct 2012
10850 posts
Posted on 11/19/14 at 10:54 am to
Back when Tebow was at Florida and they were winning everything, I thought Danielson and Verne had a strong Florida bias. As it turned out, I was just butthurt at the time.
Posted by DynastyDawg
Relf-Coast
Member since Jan 2013
10886 posts
Posted on 11/19/14 at 10:55 am to
Welp. Here I was thinking I was being biased.
Posted by Funky Tide 8
Tittleman's Crest
Member since Feb 2009
52637 posts
Posted on 11/19/14 at 10:55 am to
I didn't really notice him sucking us off too much...I mean, when one team is dominating, of course the commentators are going praise the team kicking arse.
Posted by Othello
the Neptonian Steel Mines
Member since Aug 2013
22923 posts
Posted on 11/19/14 at 10:55 am to
Danielson is just a front runner. He loves whoever the hot team is. Last year it was Auburn and when Tebow was playing he loved UF.

I do feel Verne likes Bama a lot. But before Saban was there Verne didn't seem to like Bama too much.
Posted by DynastyDawg
Relf-Coast
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Posted on 11/19/14 at 10:56 am to
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As it turned out, I was just butthurt at the time.



As are most Alabama fans are when everything isn't about them.
Posted by Funky Tide 8
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Posted on 11/19/14 at 10:56 am to
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When he was calling for Offensive PI I almost lost it.


Why? Wilson was pushing off the whole second half.
Posted by skirpnasty
Atlantis
Member since Aug 2012
10781 posts
Posted on 11/19/14 at 10:58 am to
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Why? Wilson was pushing off the whole second half.


Every well coached receiver from Highschool up pushes off. You push low and it doesn't get called, hand above the numbers and it's called every time. He was keeping it low and it wasn't affecting the play.
Posted by Yellerhammer5
Member since Oct 2012
10850 posts
Posted on 11/19/14 at 10:58 am to
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As are most Alabama fans are when everything isn't about them.


I haven't been reduced to complaining about broadcasters since 2008. Feels great bro.
Posted by Funky Tide 8
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Posted on 11/19/14 at 11:02 am to
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He was keeping it low and it wasn't affecting the play.


Na, it was pretty obvious, and should have been called. Don't care though, as we were obviously strong enough to overcome it.
Posted by Mizz-SEC
Inbred Huntin' In The SEC
Member since Jun 2013
19232 posts
Posted on 11/19/14 at 11:04 am to
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Lundquist fondles with both hands also!


And here I thought that was Finebaum's domain.
Posted by SummerOfGeorge
Member since Jul 2013
102699 posts
Posted on 11/19/14 at 11:04 am to
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You push low and it doesn't get called, hand above the numbers and it's called every time. He was keeping it low and it wasn't affecting the play.


There was one specific play where he put his hands into Eddie Jackson's chest, double pushed, Eddie fell to the ground and he caught the ball for a first down.

Because we aren't LSU we aren't running around claiming the SEC office is out to get us, but that was pretty clearly offensive PI. We probably got away with a few PIs as well. It's football, it happens.
Posted by mattloc
Alabama
Member since Sep 2012
4304 posts
Posted on 11/19/14 at 11:05 am to
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If I ever find something as erotic as Gary Danielson finds Alabama football there will be an unprecedented global hand lotion shortage


He should put that hand lotion on his chapped azz
This post was edited on 11/19/14 at 11:06 am
Posted by TX Tiger
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Member since Jan 2004
35632 posts
Posted on 11/19/14 at 11:08 am to
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I mean, when one team is dominating, of course the commentators are going praise the team kicking arse.
Like when Cooper dropped a pass and Danielson nearly spooged the booth?
Danielson: "Oh my gosh, did you see that almost catch? Oh my!"

He actually said, "almost catch." Danielson went on for at least a full minute gushing over the athletic ability it took Cooper to almost make the catch. His lips were literally wrapped around Cooper's yellow hammer.
Posted by Red&Black
Athens, GA
Member since Jul 2013
1912 posts
Posted on 11/19/14 at 11:08 am to
Amari Cooper is the best receiver in the SEC but the way they talk him up to be one of the greatest receivers in college football history (Gary said he's right there with Larry Fitz and Calvin Johnson) is really beyond me.
Posted by DMagic
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Member since Aug 2010
46375 posts
Posted on 11/19/14 at 11:10 am to
Let's not pretend that LSU doesn't get slobbed when y'all are good and on CBS.
Posted by Indfanfromcol
LSU
Member since Jan 2011
14723 posts
Posted on 11/19/14 at 11:10 am to
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I didn't really notice him sucking us off too much



You wouldn't.
Posted by SummerOfGeorge
Member since Jul 2013
102699 posts
Posted on 11/19/14 at 11:12 am to
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Amari Cooper is the best receiver in the SEC but the way they talk him up to be one of the greatest receivers in college football history (Gary said he's right there with Larry Fitz and Calvin Johnson) is really beyond me.


He's going to finish in the Top 5 all-time in the SEC in catches behind 3 guys who played 4 years and Jordan Matthews.

He's going to finish 2nd all-time in the SEC in receiving yardage behind Jordan Matthews (in 3 years).

I don't know about comparing him with those 2 guys, but he is more than the best receiver in the SEC this season. He is an all-timer.
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