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Number One Gump - Chances she actually went to Bama: Zero
Posted on 11/17/14 at 10:00 pm
Posted on 11/17/14 at 10:00 pm
BIRMINGHAM - An essay and photo contest has determined the winner of the University of Alabama Crimson Tide's number one fan. Marg Moosnukle of Troy, Alabama was one of the few that actually put anything down on paper as a submission. but she wrote, "i am righting cuz i am thiking iam numer won phan. I chear alls da tim. I hav no tim to shav." The judges enjoyed her eloquence and thought her photo and essay fit together so well that she was immediately declared the winner due to synergy.
This post was edited on 11/17/14 at 10:02 pm
Posted on 11/17/14 at 10:02 pm to TigerFan244
Gump level troll baw.
0/10
Posted on 11/17/14 at 10:03 pm to TigerFan244
I mean . . . seriously dude?
Posted on 11/17/14 at 10:05 pm to TigerFan244
ehhhh I've seen better...
Posted on 11/17/14 at 10:05 pm to weagle99
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An LSU fan these days.
FIFY
Posted on 11/17/14 at 10:07 pm to MagillaGuerilla
You realize this made the Baby Jesus cry don't you?
Posted on 11/17/14 at 10:07 pm to TigerFan244
Chances you went to LSU? shite, you were probably summa cum laude.
Posted on 11/17/14 at 10:07 pm to TigerFan244
........... zing, oh wow, el oh el, good one man
Posted on 11/17/14 at 10:08 pm to TigerFan244
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Marg Moosnukle
No way that is a real name.
Posted on 11/17/14 at 10:08 pm to TigerFan244
Look at those slinky tits.
Posted on 11/17/14 at 10:08 pm to TigerFan244
I don't know what response you expected
Posted on 11/17/14 at 10:12 pm to TigerFan244
Posted on 11/17/14 at 10:14 pm to Stan Gable
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Posted by Stan Gable
Look at those slinky tits.
Tube sock titties are the best. Just wrap one around you, and go to town.
Posted on 11/17/14 at 10:16 pm to TigerFan244
I'm just curious. Is this a bad troll that you thought up and put work into, or is it a bad troll you found somewhere and posted here? It doesn't make much difference, mind you, but, philosophically-speaking, it makes for great late night debates over coffee regarding the deep question of which would be more pathetic.
Posted on 11/17/14 at 10:17 pm to randomways
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randomways
DERAIL
You made a reddit joke yesterday or the other day.
JACKDAW
lulz
Posted on 11/17/14 at 10:22 pm to randomways
I like to imagine him planning it out, scouting out and editing together images he needs on some shitty online utility, wording it all correctly, and all the while shifting in his chair excitedly thinking "Oh man this is gonna be so great!"
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