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Number One Gump - Chances she actually went to Bama: Zero

Posted on 11/17/14 at 10:00 pm
Posted by TigerFan244
Member since Jan 2012
2591 posts
Posted on 11/17/14 at 10:00 pm


BIRMINGHAM - An essay and photo contest has determined the winner of the University of Alabama Crimson Tide's number one fan. Marg Moosnukle of Troy, Alabama was one of the few that actually put anything down on paper as a submission. but she wrote, "i am righting cuz i am thiking iam numer won phan. I chear alls da tim. I hav no tim to shav." The judges enjoyed her eloquence and thought her photo and essay fit together so well that she was immediately declared the winner due to synergy.
This post was edited on 11/17/14 at 10:02 pm
Posted by Wolfhound45
Hanging with Chicken in Lurkistan
Member since Nov 2009
120000 posts
Posted on 11/17/14 at 10:02 pm to


Gump level troll baw.

0/10
Posted by Bham4Tide
In a Van down by the River
Member since Feb 2011
22083 posts
Posted on 11/17/14 at 10:03 pm to
I mean . . . seriously dude?

Posted by weagle99
Member since Nov 2011
35893 posts
Posted on 11/17/14 at 10:04 pm to
LSU fans these days.

Posted by thatdude1985
Oxford, AL
Member since Oct 2011
27038 posts
Posted on 11/17/14 at 10:05 pm to
ehhhh I've seen better...
Posted by Wolfhound45
Hanging with Chicken in Lurkistan
Member since Nov 2009
120000 posts
Posted on 11/17/14 at 10:05 pm to
quote:

An LSU fan these days.

FIFY
Posted by MagillaGuerilla
Nick Fairley Fan Club, Founder
Member since Nov 2009
35444 posts
Posted on 11/17/14 at 10:05 pm to
Posted by WeBleedCrimson
Member since Mar 2008
21708 posts
Posted on 11/17/14 at 10:06 pm to
quote:

TigerFan244


Posted by Arksulli
Fayetteville
Member since Aug 2014
25171 posts
Posted on 11/17/14 at 10:07 pm to
You realize this made the Baby Jesus cry don't you?
Posted by JuiceTerry
Roond the Scheme
Member since Apr 2013
40868 posts
Posted on 11/17/14 at 10:07 pm to
Chances you went to LSU? shite, you were probably summa cum laude.
Posted by KILGUS
Member since Aug 2014
450 posts
Posted on 11/17/14 at 10:07 pm to
........... zing, oh wow, el oh el, good one man
Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
54617 posts
Posted on 11/17/14 at 10:08 pm to
quote:

Marg Moosnukle


No way that is a real name.
Posted by Stan Gable
Memphis
Member since Oct 2014
584 posts
Posted on 11/17/14 at 10:08 pm to
Look at those slinky tits.
Posted by genro
Member since Nov 2011
61788 posts
Posted on 11/17/14 at 10:08 pm to
I don't know what response you expected
Posted by greenbastard
Parts Unkown
Member since Feb 2014
2740 posts
Posted on 11/17/14 at 10:11 pm to
Get it together man.
Posted by opdogg20
Fayetteville
Member since Feb 2014
1104 posts
Posted on 11/17/14 at 10:12 pm to
Classic LSU fans...

LINK
Posted by Ashevillain
Member since Sep 2014
203 posts
Posted on 11/17/14 at 10:14 pm to
quote:

Posted by Stan Gable
Look at those slinky tits.


Tube sock titties are the best. Just wrap one around you, and go to town.
Posted by randomways
North Carolina
Member since Aug 2013
12988 posts
Posted on 11/17/14 at 10:16 pm to
I'm just curious. Is this a bad troll that you thought up and put work into, or is it a bad troll you found somewhere and posted here? It doesn't make much difference, mind you, but, philosophically-speaking, it makes for great late night debates over coffee regarding the deep question of which would be more pathetic.
Posted by HempHead
Big Sky Country
Member since Mar 2011
55438 posts
Posted on 11/17/14 at 10:17 pm to
quote:

randomways


DERAIL

You made a reddit joke yesterday or the other day.

JACKDAW

lulz
Posted by genro
Member since Nov 2011
61788 posts
Posted on 11/17/14 at 10:22 pm to
I like to imagine him planning it out, scouting out and editing together images he needs on some shitty online utility, wording it all correctly, and all the while shifting in his chair excitedly thinking "Oh man this is gonna be so great!"
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