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Regarding the LSU meltdown, I have an unofficial Ruling...
Posted on 11/16/14 at 12:46 pm
Posted on 11/16/14 at 12:46 pm
As an unofficial historian of board meltdowns, and an actual participant in many, I can confirm that this LSU meltdown is of a historic nature.
If one gets their dick-tickles off of LSU-Fail, this week is your Christmas. I advise you to open this gift SLOWLY so as to savor it more thoroughly. You can kick and kick to your heart's desire and your victim will be unable and unwilling to get up off the floor. Have fun boys, pile on. LSU MeltFest 2014 is in full swing. Admission is free. No proof of age is required. Please put your seats in the upright position. It's the Super Bowl of Schadenfreude.
If one gets their dick-tickles off of LSU-Fail, this week is your Christmas. I advise you to open this gift SLOWLY so as to savor it more thoroughly. You can kick and kick to your heart's desire and your victim will be unable and unwilling to get up off the floor. Have fun boys, pile on. LSU MeltFest 2014 is in full swing. Admission is free. No proof of age is required. Please put your seats in the upright position. It's the Super Bowl of Schadenfreude.
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Posted on 11/16/14 at 12:47 pm to Lsupimp
9-6.
Posted on 11/16/14 at 12:48 pm to Lsupimp
Melts aren't fun when tMelted shown signs of solidity. 
Posted on 11/16/14 at 12:49 pm to Lsupimp
I feel like Jeremy Hill in a room full of drunk white kids.
Posted on 11/16/14 at 12:49 pm to Lsupimp
LSU deserves a better coach than Miles.
Posted on 11/16/14 at 12:50 pm to Garfield
LSU fans must feel like a Marine after a chance meeting with a Tiger QB
Posted on 11/16/14 at 12:51 pm to Garfield
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I feel like Jeremy Hill in a room full of drunk white kids.
Posted on 11/16/14 at 12:53 pm to Lsupimp
I want to personally apologize for my failure to melt appropriately. Not sure what it is but I just cannot find my groove, get my anger and despair to an acceptable degree of melt. Any recommendations would be sincerely appreciated.
Posted on 11/16/14 at 12:53 pm to Lsupimp
At least yalls is like Mardi Gras. Wide open, freak flags high. On the other end of the spectrum are Auburn fans. It's like they are attending the funeral for their pedophile Grandpa. Very hush - hush.
Posted on 11/16/14 at 12:54 pm to East Coast Band
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9-6.
Weak. 17-0
Posted on 11/16/14 at 12:57 pm to Lsupimp
NO
We ARE the SECw! We will nurse you back to health, and have your back in the process.
Once you are healthy - we will kick you in the nuts until we are bored. That's what family does.
We ARE the SECw! We will nurse you back to health, and have your back in the process.
Once you are healthy - we will kick you in the nuts until we are bored. That's what family does.
Posted on 11/16/14 at 12:57 pm to JuiceTerry
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At least yalls is like Mardi Gras. Wide open, freak flags high. On the other end of the spectrum are Auburn fans. It's like they are attending the funeral for their pedophile Grandpa. Very hush - hush.
Thanks for that, I needed a laugh. Posted on 11/16/14 at 1:01 pm to Lsupimp
I support this thread
Posted on 11/16/14 at 1:06 pm to Lsupimp
This makes me happy
:)
:)
Posted on 11/16/14 at 1:07 pm to Lsupimp
Fire Miles! Herpy derp derp!
Posted on 11/16/14 at 1:08 pm to Wolfhound45
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I want to personally apologize for my failure to melt appropriately. Not sure what it is but I just cannot find my groove, get my anger and despair to an acceptable degree of melt. Any recommendations would be sincerely appreciated.
Have you tried main-lining whiskey?
Posted on 11/16/14 at 1:09 pm to JuiceTerry
Damn you Terry !
Don't tell me how to grieve!
And clean out the damn ice machine!
Winky Dinky Dog can't refresh our customers without ice, Terry!
Jesus Terry, this is the last time I'm going over this with you...
Don't tell me how to grieve!
And clean out the damn ice machine!
Winky Dinky Dog can't refresh our customers without ice, Terry!
Jesus Terry, this is the last time I'm going over this with you...
Posted on 11/16/14 at 1:10 pm to BrocraticMethod
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Have you tried main-lining whiskey?
I don't drink alcohol.
I knew there was something I was missing.
Posted on 11/16/14 at 1:18 pm to Wolfhound45
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Any recommendations would be sincerely appreciated.
To facilitate an appropriate level of The Butthurt, and knowing you as I do, I suggest doing a split screen of last night's Les Miles Press Conference with any random Barack Obama press conference. Sit on your couch and play a continuous loop, until you dissolve into hopelessness and despair...
Posted on 11/16/14 at 1:21 pm to Lsupimp
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To facilitate an appropriate level of The Butthurt, and knowing you as I do, I suggest doing a split screen of last night's Les Miles Press Conference with any random Barack Obama press conference. Sit on your couch and play a continuous loop, until you dissolve into hopelessness and despair...
Good stuff. You know me well.
I really felt sad for CLM during his PC last night. He seemed completely lost/broken. It has finally hit him. 21-0 actually was the start and 17-0 (I truly believe) made him realize he does not have what it takes. Would not be surprised if he walked away at the end of this season.
Could not watch one minute of a BHO press conference.
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