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Trolling aside, I LOVE the SEC. I love all you fckers
Posted on 11/14/14 at 11:23 pm
Posted on 11/14/14 at 11:23 pm
Iff y'all think Mizzou would rather be in the Big 12 playing teams like Iowa State, your out of your minds.
I'm watching SEC NOW and they showed a clip of Phyllis having a temper tandrum. I laughed and then thought, "I fricking love the SEC. I mean, I fricking love this conference!" Phyllis, a mere fan, is more famous and gets more airtime than most schools in the Big 12. Think about that. I mean, wrap your minds around that.
Do you think a game against those redleg Lawrence frickers where perhaps 100 Jayhawk fans show up actually pops our chubby? Hell nah.
I'd rather watch Mizzou lose every game in the SEC than win every game in the Big 12. No lie.
I love Finebaum. I love southern hatred toward Mizzou. Holy shite, that Hardee's/Carl Jr. airline stewardess if so incredibly hot. Jergens. I mean...so...fricking...hot. Cold shower.
Seriously. Mizzou's just three years in the SEC and I'm already addicted to you pseudo-southern pricks! I love y'all! I really do.
I love this league.
I donm't even care what happens from this point forward, I'm completely bought in.
Do you think I give a steamy salmon turd about the Red RAiders? Really? frick.
and don't mention the Big 10. What, you think Mizzou would rather play the Illini, a team we dominated so bad that they quit the annual Mizzou/Illini game in St. Louis?
You think Missouri is cold? frick. We're deep south compared to Minnesota, Wisconsin, Northwestern, Illinois, Ohio State, etc. etc. Those places are the cold northern tundra. You all are like the miserable steamy Amazon.
Mizzou's the paradise located in the perfect temperate climate zone.
Big 10 cold. Big 12 boring. SEC BOOM!!!
I mean, my bro and I are driving a total of over 1,500 miles to see Mizzou play Tennessee...a game that could decide Mizzou as the SEC EAst Champ for the 2nd year in a row.
Do you think we'd travel a total of 5 miles to see Mizzou play in KState's pathetic stadium?
frick no.
You all may be certifiably retarded white trash, but I love ya nonetheless. We family. I LVOE YOU!!!
I love SEC.
I'm watching SEC NOW and they showed a clip of Phyllis having a temper tandrum. I laughed and then thought, "I fricking love the SEC. I mean, I fricking love this conference!" Phyllis, a mere fan, is more famous and gets more airtime than most schools in the Big 12. Think about that. I mean, wrap your minds around that.
Do you think a game against those redleg Lawrence frickers where perhaps 100 Jayhawk fans show up actually pops our chubby? Hell nah.
I'd rather watch Mizzou lose every game in the SEC than win every game in the Big 12. No lie.
I love Finebaum. I love southern hatred toward Mizzou. Holy shite, that Hardee's/Carl Jr. airline stewardess if so incredibly hot. Jergens. I mean...so...fricking...hot. Cold shower.
Seriously. Mizzou's just three years in the SEC and I'm already addicted to you pseudo-southern pricks! I love y'all! I really do.
I love this league.
I donm't even care what happens from this point forward, I'm completely bought in.
Do you think I give a steamy salmon turd about the Red RAiders? Really? frick.
and don't mention the Big 10. What, you think Mizzou would rather play the Illini, a team we dominated so bad that they quit the annual Mizzou/Illini game in St. Louis?
You think Missouri is cold? frick. We're deep south compared to Minnesota, Wisconsin, Northwestern, Illinois, Ohio State, etc. etc. Those places are the cold northern tundra. You all are like the miserable steamy Amazon.
Mizzou's the paradise located in the perfect temperate climate zone.
Big 10 cold. Big 12 boring. SEC BOOM!!!
I mean, my bro and I are driving a total of over 1,500 miles to see Mizzou play Tennessee...a game that could decide Mizzou as the SEC EAst Champ for the 2nd year in a row.
Do you think we'd travel a total of 5 miles to see Mizzou play in KState's pathetic stadium?
frick no.
You all may be certifiably retarded white trash, but I love ya nonetheless. We family. I LVOE YOU!!!
I love SEC.
This post was edited on 11/15/14 at 8:18 am
Posted on 11/14/14 at 11:26 pm to Phat Phil
Yeah Indiana is cold northern tundra too.
Posted on 11/14/14 at 11:27 pm to mizzoukills
I'm using this as an example for D.A.R.E.
Posted on 11/14/14 at 11:27 pm to PCHSDawg
Stop saying you all. It's yall
Get with the language!
Get with the language!
Posted on 11/14/14 at 11:28 pm to mizzoukills
Best fans and best teams. We talk shite b/c we are brothers, but we would whip an outsider if they dare talk shite against us.
Posted on 11/14/14 at 11:28 pm to TheJunction
What about "you guys"?
Posted on 11/14/14 at 11:29 pm to Phat Phil
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Indiana
Phil...you phat phuck...you don't understand that we don't give a shite about Indiana. We're currently 1st in the East, bruh. Indiana is old news.
Indiana's the light scar left over from the genital wart that was burned off a couple months ago. The wart is gone and we can get back to going in dry.
This post was edited on 11/14/14 at 11:31 pm
Posted on 11/14/14 at 11:30 pm to mizzoukills
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Iff y'all think Mizzou would rather be in the Big 12 playing teams like Iowa State, your out of your minds.
We just wish that's what you were still doing.
Posted on 11/14/14 at 11:31 pm to mizzoukills
Dammit man we love you too, and we're damn glad you're here, most of the time.
Posted on 11/14/14 at 11:32 pm to RandySavage
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We just wish that's what you were still doing.
go suck a bug, Randy
Posted on 11/14/14 at 11:33 pm to mizzoukills
I think your mother and uncle had sex, and then you happened.
Posted on 11/14/14 at 11:33 pm to wmr
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Meds. You needs them.
I don't know about that right there, weemer
Posted on 11/14/14 at 11:34 pm to TheJunction
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Stop saying you all. It's yall
"You all" is a Missouri/border state thing. Right in between the Yankee phrase "you guys" and the Southern phrase "y'all". Us milquetoasts say "you all".
Posted on 11/14/14 at 11:34 pm to RockyMtnTigerWDE
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I think your mother and uncle had sex, and then you happened.
Well, he does live near arkansas...
Posted on 11/14/14 at 11:37 pm to mizzoukills
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Meds. Lay off them.
Just kidding.
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