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I'm very impressed by Gus

Posted on 11/14/14 at 10:05 am
Posted by Ashevillain
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Posted on 11/14/14 at 10:05 am
He's been auburn's coach for a couple years now, and I still haven't heard a peep out of Kristi. To keep a broad that crazy quiet is his most impressive accomplishment. Did he lay down the law to her, or did she also sign a contract with auburn promising to stfu?
Posted by Tigerman97
Member since Jun 2014
10354 posts
Posted on 11/14/14 at 10:06 am to
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He's been auburn's coach for a couple years now, and I still haven't heard a peep out of Kristi. To keep a broad that crazy quiet is his most impressive accomplishment. Did he lay down the law to her, or did she also sign a contract with auburn promising to stfu?



Can you please list the examples of her shooting off at the mouth? Provide links. I want a frame of reference of how out of control she was before Gus shut it down.
Posted by betweenthebara
nowhere
Member since May 2013
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Posted on 11/14/14 at 10:08 am to
new meds are working.
Posted by NorthGwinnettTiger
Member since Jun 2006
51809 posts
Posted on 11/14/14 at 10:08 am to
Guess John Phillips ran out of videos to edit.
Posted by Wtodd
Tampa, FL
Member since Oct 2013
67482 posts
Posted on 11/14/14 at 10:08 am to
Here's your link.........she's a woman and NO WOMAN can stfu unless there's some financial incentive for her to stfu.
Posted by Ashevillain
Member since Sep 2014
203 posts
Posted on 11/14/14 at 10:10 am to
Do you really want me to pull her infamous video? I'm not saying she talks smack about other teams, she's just obviously mental ill in some way. She might have just been off her meds for that interview. But if she showed up to a game with her head shaved like Brittney Spears, would anyone really be surprised?
Posted by Gump4heisman
Birmingham, AL
Member since Nov 2013
740 posts
Posted on 11/14/14 at 10:12 am to
Any logical AU fan will admit that Kristi Malzahn is crazier than hell. Doesn't mean that Gus cant coach. Just means he had sex with the wrong crazy female.
Posted by RockyMtnTigerWDE
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Member since Oct 2010
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Posted on 11/14/14 at 10:12 am to
I'm surprised you really think this thread was worth making. I guess you retards like crazy shite.

eta: Oh shite nm I see you're a noob bama poster.
This post was edited on 11/14/14 at 10:14 am
Posted by auburnphan23
Member since Jan 2014
5862 posts
Posted on 11/14/14 at 10:13 am to
It is kind of funny that you would be dumb enough to bring this up. The only time we have ever heard from her as far as I know is when some bammer dipshit took a tape of her speaking to a church in Arkansas, edited the tape to make her seem as crazy as possible, and then put it on youtube. Really just shows the obsession and little brother complex most bammers have in regard to Auburn
Posted by Ashevillain
Member since Sep 2014
203 posts
Posted on 11/14/14 at 10:13 am to
Yeah, her getting wet thinking about cam Newton, while sitting next to a preacher during a taped interview... It was just an editing trick.

She seems like the type that if Gus ever got caught cheating, she'd bang his entire offensive line for revenge, probably at the same time too.
Posted by nes2010
Member since Jun 2014
6752 posts
Posted on 11/14/14 at 10:14 am to
At least she isn't violently insane right?
Posted by ArCoRazorback
Member since Jun 2012
803 posts
Posted on 11/14/14 at 10:14 am to
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Can you please list the examples of her shooting off at the mouth? Provide links. I want a frame of reference of how out of control she was before Gus shut it down.




You seem upset
Posted by NorthGwinnettTiger
Member since Jun 2006
51809 posts
Posted on 11/14/14 at 10:14 am to
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Do you really want me to pull her infamous video?


The full video, or the one that a bama alum edited to paint her in the worst light? The same bama alum who pushed the Johnny Manziel autograph story.
Posted by Ashevillain
Member since Sep 2014
203 posts
Posted on 11/14/14 at 10:15 am to
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Posted by Gump4heisman
Any logical AU fan will admit that Kristi Malzahn is crazier than hell. Doesn't mean that Gus cant coach. Just means he had sex with the wrong crazy female.


Gus is a damn good coach. But he's never accomplished anything on the field as impressive as keepIng her quiet.
Posted by Tigerman97
Member since Jun 2014
10354 posts
Posted on 11/14/14 at 10:16 am to
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She seems like the type that if Gus ever got caught cheating, she'd bang his entire offensive line for revenge, probably at the same time too.


You really thinking that much about Gus' wife and her sexual habits. That seems odd. You watching Real SEC Wives or whatever that show is right now?

Still waiting for all the proof about how crazy she is and out of control she is , etc…One video edited by a Bama lawyer who doesn't have enough cases to keep him busy doesn't seem like much.
This post was edited on 11/14/14 at 10:17 am
Posted by Gump4heisman
Birmingham, AL
Member since Nov 2013
740 posts
Posted on 11/14/14 at 10:17 am to
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Gus is a damn good coach. But he's never accomplished anything on the field as impressive as keepIng her quiet.



True but I dont even think Saban's 3 national titles is more impressive than keeping a crazy female quiet.
Posted by Ashevillain
Member since Sep 2014
203 posts
Posted on 11/14/14 at 10:17 am to
Post the full video. Obviously editing was done to emphasize the craziness, but I'm sure the original isn't much better.
Posted by RECConspiracy
Birmingham, AL
Member since Dec 2013
2072 posts
Posted on 11/14/14 at 10:17 am to
Posted by Ashevillain
Member since Sep 2014
203 posts
Posted on 11/14/14 at 10:19 am to
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True but I dont even think Saban's 3 national titles is more impressive than keeping a crazy female quiet.

I wasn't comparing the two. If Gus had beaten FSU, it would be different. But keeping that broad quiet is his most impressive accomplishment as a HC.
This post was edited on 11/14/14 at 10:21 am
Posted by Ashevillain
Member since Sep 2014
203 posts
Posted on 11/14/14 at 10:21 am to
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by RECConspiracy

That would be the look on her face while giving out free rides like her name is Megabus
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