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Auburn can still win the SEC Championship, fellas.
Posted on 11/10/14 at 8:18 pm
Posted on 11/10/14 at 8:18 pm
All isn't lost.
Let's have faith.
Let's have faith.
Posted on 11/10/14 at 8:21 pm to TTsTowel
Not with this defense hoss.
Posted on 11/10/14 at 8:22 pm to Ross
#posibarner twins power ACTIVATE!.......shape of a pick six against UGA, form of Ebola striking Tuscaloosa!
Posted on 11/10/14 at 8:32 pm to TTsTowel
This post was edited on 11/10/14 at 8:38 pm
Posted on 11/10/14 at 8:36 pm to N97883
quote:This guy gets it! War Eagle!
13-2
Posted on 11/10/14 at 8:36 pm to TTsTowel
OK lay it out for me. What has to happen?
Posted on 11/10/14 at 8:42 pm to flyAU
We destroy UGA.
We destroy Samford.
We play Bama.
Game tied with 2 seconds left. Bama ball on Bama 30. They throw a slant to Amari Cooper, he runs 70 yards for the TD, Utah's it, Nick Marshall was in for Mincy and picks the ball up and runs 102 yards for TD. His 7th on the day. .
After we do that, we look around and notice a 4-way tie. We go to the SECCG in that situation. We beat Mizzou.
Then NM wins Heisman. He is so overwhelmed with emotion he says nothing. Bo and Cam hug him on stage. Nick Fairley shows up for good measure.
Everyone melts. We all smoke weed in Study Hall.
We beat FSU. We beat... whoever. We win.
13-2.
We destroy Samford.
We play Bama.
Game tied with 2 seconds left. Bama ball on Bama 30. They throw a slant to Amari Cooper, he runs 70 yards for the TD, Utah's it, Nick Marshall was in for Mincy and picks the ball up and runs 102 yards for TD. His 7th on the day. .
After we do that, we look around and notice a 4-way tie. We go to the SECCG in that situation. We beat Mizzou.
Then NM wins Heisman. He is so overwhelmed with emotion he says nothing. Bo and Cam hug him on stage. Nick Fairley shows up for good measure.
Everyone melts. We all smoke weed in Study Hall.
We beat FSU. We beat... whoever. We win.
13-2.
Posted on 11/10/14 at 8:45 pm to N97883
quote:
We destroy UGA.
We destroy Samford.
We play Bama.
Game tied with 2 seconds left. Bama ball on Bama 30. They throw a slant to Amari Cooper, he runs 70 yards for the TD, Utah's it, Nick Marshall was in for Mincy and picks the ball up and runs 102 yards for TD. His 7th on the day. .
After we do that, we look around and notice a 4-way tie. We go to the SECCG in that situation. We beat Mizzou.
Then NM wins Heisman. He is so overwhelmed with emotion he says nothing. Bo and Cam hug him on stage. Nick Fairley shows up for good measure.
Everyone melts.
That's the easy part.
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. We all smoke weed in Study Hall.
I'll make the trip to join you all.
quote:
We beat FSU. We beat... whoever. We win.
got it.
Posted on 11/10/14 at 8:47 pm to N97883
Then Gus picks up the trophy, turns it sideways, drops it and walks off stage saying one is not enough.
We post porn all over the rant and we're all banned.
We post porn all over the rant and we're all banned.
Posted on 11/10/14 at 9:05 pm to Aubie Spr96
We have PMs here???
Damn. I'm afraid to find it and see it. I'm sure I have pissed some people off out there.
Damn. I'm afraid to find it and see it. I'm sure I have pissed some people off out there.
Posted on 11/10/14 at 9:58 pm to N97883
You'll know when you get one. You won't have to find it, it'll find you.
Posted on 11/10/14 at 10:15 pm to TTsTowel
You sound like an LSU fan
Posted on 11/10/14 at 10:18 pm to AUCatfish
How the hell does anyone down vote a wonder twins joke?
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