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On call tonight at a fire department
Posted on 11/6/14 at 11:45 pm
Posted on 11/6/14 at 11:45 pm
Already been to two calls. One bitch got up her jewelry BEFORE the child in the living room. The other was a standard small one. Will update if things get interesting. They often do 
(I'm a volunteer, not employed here just yet.)
(I'm a volunteer, not employed here just yet.)
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Posted on 11/6/14 at 11:46 pm to GeauxTigerNation
How's the lawn service, house painting, generic other fireman job?
Posted on 11/6/14 at 11:49 pm to Rebelgator
Well, my brother gets me on most of the tasks. Most of the time it's just false alarms.
Posted on 11/7/14 at 12:01 am to GeauxTigerNation
'Twas a joke, my hose dragging friend. 
Just trying to do my part in the police vs. fire rivalry.
Just trying to do my part in the police vs. fire rivalry.
This post was edited on 11/7/14 at 12:01 am
Posted on 11/7/14 at 12:03 am to Rebelgator
Still learning brother
Now go eat a doughnut .
Now go eat a doughnut .
Posted on 11/7/14 at 12:09 am to GeauxTigerNation
Report of a car fire, that spread to part of the woods after rolling. No deaths as far as I know.
Posted on 11/7/14 at 12:37 am to GeauxTigerNation
Where are you a volunteer at?
Posted on 11/7/14 at 12:39 am to GeauxTigerNation
quote:
One bitch got up her jewelry BEFORE the child in the living room.
pardon?
Posted on 11/7/14 at 12:43 am to K9
Made my way into the room to find her frantically searching through jewelry while infant was on the couch coughing.
Posted on 11/7/14 at 12:22 pm to GeauxTigerNation
Posted on 11/7/14 at 12:26 pm to five_fivesix
Lol'd at cheerins
Posted on 11/7/14 at 5:21 pm to five_fivesix
Posted on 11/9/14 at 12:10 pm to GeauxTigerNation
Worked at a FD as a summer vacation replacement years ago. Two stories from the list -
Sunday was grilled steak and pork and beans day. We just finished eating the spread when the call came in. A motel under construction caught fire from a welder's torch. We hit the room with the 2 1/2" hose until the smoke turned white, then two guys went in without SCBA's. When they came out I never saw two humans puke so much. All that steak...
Few weeks later we get a late night call to another 'motel', an old one on the old highway. We roll up and see the mattress is on fire but there's more smoke than flame. As soon as we walk towards the door, Blam, out runs a working girl in her birthday suit hauling arse to her car. But it was locked so she started to go back in the room again to get her keys.
Grabbing her to prevent this fell upon the only serious churched up guy in the dept. Read his Bible every morning... He had to really wrestle her for a few minutes while we got the hoses going. Then we dragged out her 'boyfriend', who was nothing more than dead drunk, and got all her clothes for her.
We never lost a slab or a whore...
Sunday was grilled steak and pork and beans day. We just finished eating the spread when the call came in. A motel under construction caught fire from a welder's torch. We hit the room with the 2 1/2" hose until the smoke turned white, then two guys went in without SCBA's. When they came out I never saw two humans puke so much. All that steak...
Few weeks later we get a late night call to another 'motel', an old one on the old highway. We roll up and see the mattress is on fire but there's more smoke than flame. As soon as we walk towards the door, Blam, out runs a working girl in her birthday suit hauling arse to her car. But it was locked so she started to go back in the room again to get her keys.
Grabbing her to prevent this fell upon the only serious churched up guy in the dept. Read his Bible every morning... He had to really wrestle her for a few minutes while we got the hoses going. Then we dragged out her 'boyfriend', who was nothing more than dead drunk, and got all her clothes for her.
We never lost a slab or a whore...
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