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This kills my soul and makes me smile: EDSBS explains UGA-UF 2014
Posted on 11/4/14 at 10:35 am
Posted on 11/4/14 at 10:35 am
EDSBS on the game
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THAT WAS ALL WE NEEDED GEORGIA. JUST RUN NICK CHUBB INTO THE GROUND AND DARE US TO STOP IT AND MAKE FIRING WILL MUSCHAMP AN EASY, SIMPLE DECISION LIKE NOT GOING TO LAW SCHOOL AND NOT HAVING KIDS AND NOT BUYING THAT CAR YOU CAN'T AFFORD BUT WANT BECAUSE YOU ARE A CHILD WALKING AROUND IN A MAN'S BODY WITH THAT SAME CHILD'S MATH SKILLS.
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AND YOU DIDN'T DO THAT BECAUSE YOU ARE THE WORST, GEORGIA, THE ABSOLUTE WORST AT EVERYTHING. YOU KICKED A FIELD GOAL ON FOURTH AND SHORT WHEN YOU COULD HAVE STEPPED ON OUR NECKS AND ENDED IT. YOU MISSED THAT FIELD GOAL BECAUSE YOU DESERVED TO BECAUSE NO ONE WHO RELIES ON FIELD GOALS EVER DOES MORE THAN MAKE A CAMEO AT THE CLUB SUPER SEX OF FOOTBALL. YOU CAME HALF-HARD TO THE ORGY, GEORGIA. ENJOY THE BUFFET, IT'S GREAT.
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TO QUOTE EL-P: YOU CAN WALK BACKWARDS THROUGH A FIELD OF DICKS, GEORGIA. THAT'S A KID WHO BAGS GROCERIES AT PUBLIX RUNNING FOR A FIELD GOAL THROUGH TWO OF THE MOST WEAKLY CONTESTED BLOCKS IN THE HISTORY OF FOOTBALL. CLAY BURTON IS TAKING HIS MAN FOR A WALK LIKE IT'S A TANGO AND I'LL BE HONEST IT'S AS EROTIC AS I HOPED THE ARGENTINES SAID IT WAS ESPECIALLY COMING OFF THAT CROSS-FORMATION CRACKBACK BLOCK ON THE FAKE. CLAY BURTON IS TAKING HIM TO BUENOS AIRES AND THEY WILL ENJOY THE FINE WINES OF THE MENDOZA REGION TOGETHER.
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AFTER THAT IT WAS JUST FLORIDA BOUNCING EVERY RUN TO THE OUTSIDE FOR HUGE GAINS AND OUR DEFENSE DOING THAT THING WHERE THEY'RE GOOD AND HATE EVERYONE. FLORIDA THREW SIX PASSES. CONGRATULATIONS YOU LOST TO GEORGIA SOUTHERN. YOU'RE NOW FLORIDA. THAT'S THE WORST DAMN THING I CAN SAY ABOUT YOU. YOU LOST TO KNOCKOFF GEORGIA SOUTHERN, GEORGIA. MAYBE YOUR COUSIN WHO DEALT WEED THROUGH COLLEGE AND DROPPED OUT OF STATESBORO TO TEND BAR IN SAVANNAH HAD THE RIGHT IDEA ALL ALONG. YOU BETTER START THINKING THAT. THAT'S YOU NOW.
This post was edited on 11/4/14 at 10:52 am
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Posted on 11/4/14 at 10:43 am to tylerdurden24
Deep down...the truth of this person's insanity hurts.
Posted on 11/4/14 at 10:45 am to tylerdurden24
I've come to the conclusion that UGA put keeping Agent Muschamp in place was more important than winning the game. If he'd got stomped or even came close and won, he'd have been gone last Monday.
We saved our asset by losing our arse.
We saved our asset by losing our arse.
Posted on 11/4/14 at 10:46 am to tissle
I think it hurts because he nailed it with the idea that we basically just lost to Georgia Southern, but it's disgustingly enjoyable because we essentially have made Florida into a mirror image of our program: inexplicable wins in which the team plays balls out and gets up for a big game coupled with inexplicable losses that result in middling seasons in which nothing ever seems to advance beyond 9 or 10 wins. By sucking, we have infected Florida with our suckage. Agent Muschamp has pulled off the long con 
Posted on 11/4/14 at 10:51 am to tylerdurden24
Holy shite, I'm crying
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MARK RICHT IS A FINE MAN AND BETTER THAN WE'LL EVER BE. ONCE OR TWICE A YEAR HE SAYS JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL WITH GAME PLANS AND AS IT TURNS OUT JESUS WAS A CARPENTER WHO COULDN'T EVEN SPEAK ENGLISH OR DRIVE AND THAT'S HOW YOU END UP WITH A RED AND BLACK FORD F-150 WITH CLARKE COUNTY PLATES FLIPPED IN A DITCH AND A DUDE IN A WHITE ROBE SPEAKING IN ARAMAIC BEING CUFFED INTO THE BACK OF AN ATHENS PD CRUISER BECAUSE "WELL, HE LOOKED ETHNIC, AND WAS WITH GEORGIA FOOTBALL PERSONNEL, SO SOMETHING HAD TO BE GOING ON."
Posted on 11/4/14 at 10:57 am to tylerdurden24
Posted on 11/4/14 at 11:00 am to tylerdurden24
Spencer Hall is pretty damn funny. His description of Jacksonville before the game was fricking spot on.
Posted on 11/4/14 at 11:05 am to gatorhata9
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Spencer Hall is pretty damn funny. His description of Jacksonville before the game was fricking spot on.
It was. And every one of those reasons coupled with St.Simons and Jekyll are why I love that trip and will fight people over wanting to move it out of Jax.
Posted on 11/4/14 at 11:21 am to tylerdurden24
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Holy shite, I'm crying
That was too much
Posted on 11/4/14 at 11:38 am to Spaceman Spiff
You guys all know I am not on the fire Richt train. But I do agree that we need to play to win more often. We should go for it on forth and short against a team that we should easily beat. The fake field goal was embarrassing.
Here are some stats someone sent me in an email...
UGA versus teams who finished the season ranked:
Since 2008: 2-15
Last 2 years: 0-10
vs SEC since 2008: 0-10
vs TOP 12 since 2008: 0-9
Where is the killer instinct? I don't want to change coaches, but I want the coaches to change: Let's play balls out every game. No get ahead and get conservative. No prevents. No kneeling down at the end. Just play great ball every down.
Here are some stats someone sent me in an email...
UGA versus teams who finished the season ranked:
Since 2008: 2-15
Last 2 years: 0-10
vs SEC since 2008: 0-10
vs TOP 12 since 2008: 0-9
Where is the killer instinct? I don't want to change coaches, but I want the coaches to change: Let's play balls out every game. No get ahead and get conservative. No prevents. No kneeling down at the end. Just play great ball every down.
Posted on 11/4/14 at 11:41 am to Broncothor
Let's just have some fun in this thread and laugh at the shite in the OP 
Posted on 11/4/14 at 2:32 pm to tylerdurden24
Can we swap a Firewind for a Firehorse? Dude's righteous.
Posted on 11/4/14 at 4:16 pm to Broncothor
Coach is who he is and 14 years should be enough to convince you that he is not changing. Knowing that....deep in your heart you want a coaching change but I understand you doing the PC thing and not coming to that logical rationalization on a board where you will take heavy fire.
Posted on 11/4/14 at 5:26 pm to tylerdurden24
Spencer Hall is one of the funniest guys there is. Holy shite. I'm just waiting on the Hatin arse Spurrier this week...might be the best weekly read in college football.
But man
But man
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YOU CAME HALF-HARD TO THE ORGY, GEORGIA
Posted on 11/4/14 at 6:47 pm to TMDawg
Hatin arse Spurrier is up and it delivers
Posted on 11/4/14 at 7:02 pm to tylerdurden24
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Real shame Robert Stack couldn't be here to narrate your inexplicable North Florida death, Georgia.
Call Will Muschamp Bro Chi Minh because he beat a talented foe without an air attack.
They call it the World's Largest Outdoor Cocktail Party because Jeremy Pruitt must have been drunk to keep telling his safeties to watch for the pass.
Real Georgia of you to get lost in traffic on the Perimeter, though.
Gurley wasn't there so I guess this really was a signature loss.
Normally you gotta go to the food kitchen on meatloaf night to see ground handed out like that.
Run through Georgia like that and you'll end up being the President of LSU.
Can't understand how you get beat on that fake field goal though. Publix specifically states the bagger's gonna follow you to your car.
Kelvin Taylor eluded Georgia so often he probably had "math" written on his cleats.
Last time Georgia had a house burnt down like that Andre Rison was standing outside of it.
6 passes and a bunch of runnin. Will Muschamp beat you with a family trip to Disney.
You know who took questions? Roger Goodell, and look where that got him.
Posted on 11/4/14 at 7:05 pm to TMDawg
Even though he's both a Gator and a Nerd, I respect the frick out of Hall's writing 
Posted on 11/4/14 at 7:12 pm to tylerdurden24
Yea, I don't let those bother me because he is a genius when it comes to this stuff. I am always impressed by how he consistently brings it too. That isn't easy at all. And he is the first to relentlessly bash Florida when they suck.
Posted on 11/4/14 at 7:16 pm to tylerdurden24
Hatin arse Spurrier is fantastic as always
Posted on 11/4/14 at 7:48 pm to Broncothor
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Here are some stats someone sent me in an email...
UGA versus teams who finished the season ranked:
Since 2008: 2-15
Last 2 years: 0-10
vs SEC since 2008: 0-10
vs TOP 12 since 2008: 0-9
They lied to you. South Carolina and LSU finished 2013 ranked so the last 2 years is wrong.
2012 Florida finished that season ranked in the top 12 and 2013 South Carolina finished in the top 12 so that last figure is also wrong. Don't have time to check on how off the other figures are, but rest assured whoever sent you that doesn't know dick.
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