This Halloween, an old bulldog, let’s call him Mark, strolled down by the river. On a side note, the river flowed North and all the trees in the area leaned to the North but we can discuss the reasons for that later. Back to the story:
Mark sees this alligator laying on the river bank. This old gator is beat up. He can’t run, kick, heck, he can’t even pass gas. He is beat up so bad that he might even be replaced by another alligator the next day, at least that is what needs to happen.
Well Mark thinks, “I’m gonna head over and take enough of that old gator’s hide to make me an alligator belt or maybe some alligator boots. Heck, the last three times I tried I didn’t have any problem with that old alligator, so why should this time be different, and he is in really bad shape right now.”
So Mark reaches down to grab that alligator and much to his surprise and to the surprise of even the people that think they know all about alligators, that alligator jumps up and stomps a mud hole on Mark. He runs over and over him at least 418 times, while only passing gas 6 times. Mark was devastated, he never saw that coming. At the end of the day, the old alligator said, “It is a great day to be an alligator.”
The moral of this story is, if you are down by the river around Halloween and see an alligator on the bank, no matter how big and bad you think you are, you better be afraid, very afraid, because when you least expect it, CHOMP!

And for those who don't know why that river and those trees lean to the north, it's because Georgia sucks!

The End, well until next Halloween