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re: Looks like Madison Bumgarner may be due for an upgrade
Posted on 10/30/14 at 11:37 pm to Roger Klarvin
Posted on 10/30/14 at 11:37 pm to Roger Klarvin
Ever seen a stage one clinger...? The only load she'll ever take off of him is when she goes to chase a waffle.
Posted on 10/30/14 at 11:53 pm to sorantable
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Vols&Shaft83
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sorantable
Sorry you guys have fat old ladies
Posted on 10/30/14 at 11:58 pm to Roger Klarvin
More cushion for the pushin
Posted on 10/31/14 at 2:38 am to Big Moe
It's not common but some guys genuinely have a thing for heifers. From his perspective, he could have a OT 10 on his hands
Posted on 10/31/14 at 8:55 am to DrunkerThanThou
she is the key behind his success. Bravo Bumgarner marrying a slump buster.
Posted on 10/31/14 at 9:52 am to DrunkerThanThou
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It's not common but some guys genuinely have a thing for heifers. From his perspective, he could have a OT 10 on his hands
I've had a more than a few extremely satisfying experiences being with some heavier set women. Those laughing are missing out.
She doesn't look morbidly obese or anything.
Posted on 10/31/14 at 10:10 am to Roger Klarvin
They've been married for a long time. They could genuinely love each other. Maybe he doesn't care about how she looks. Some people aren't that shallow.
Posted on 10/31/14 at 10:21 am to Goldrush25
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I've had a more than a few extremely satisfying experiences being with some heavier set women. Those laughing are missing out.
Exactly, some of these dudes are just trying to look internet cool.
Not saying I go hunting for large game, but eliminating the entire possibility of bagging the slower moving gazelle is stupid, imo.
Posted on 10/31/14 at 10:55 am to CatFan81
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Maybe he doesn't care about how she looks. Some people aren't that shallow.
Exactly. I know plenty of women who don't care about looks.........they care about wallets!
Posted on 10/31/14 at 12:55 pm to cjk5h
They were high school sweethearts. Maybe he likes that he knows she loves him for who he is.
Posted on 10/31/14 at 12:57 pm to Roger Klarvin
Prolly sucks a mean dick though
Posted on 10/31/14 at 1:56 pm to PrivatePublic
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So basically both Mr and Mrs. Bumgarner are unhittable?
Posted on 10/31/14 at 2:01 pm to lurkr
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Bet she sucks and fricks like an allstar
This.
In college I got really drunk one night and brought back to my dorm room a hefty girl with a really pretty face.
She performed like a champion! A frickING CHAMPION!!! She was game for anything and damn she enjoyed it.
I woke up the next morning, looked over at her taking up more than half my twin bed, and I thought to myself, "WTF? Did I just frick a fatty? shite, I hope no one finds out."
I quietly escorted her out of my room and down the hallway to the stairwell before anyone noticed.
I couldn't figure out if I enjoyed it, if I was sick, or if I was embarrassed. Most certainly I was confused for days until I got my game back on track at the next house party.
I messed around with a hot OT 6, IRL 7.
She was rather dull in the sack. Other than her pretty looks, she was utterly unspectacular. And she wanted to cuddle aftewards.
Made me appreciate that fatty a bit more. Fortunately, she lived one floor below me so it wasn't the last time we hooked up - in secret of course.
I'm no longer ashamed to tell that story. Proud in fact.
This post was edited on 10/31/14 at 2:13 pm
Posted on 11/1/14 at 1:49 pm to mizzoukills
He grew up in a tiny place in Appalachian hills where half of the town are bumgarners. And still lives there on 140 acres. She may have been the cream of the crop. He gave her a cow for her birthday.
Country living
Country living
Posted on 11/1/14 at 2:23 pm to Roger Klarvin
I guess I don't get the point of this thread. They love each other and are happily married. Because he's been successful he should leave her?
Are you that big of a douche?
Are you that big of a douche?
Posted on 11/1/14 at 3:03 pm to kywildcatfanone
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I guess I don't get the point of this thread.
Fat-shaming
An unintended by-product has been revealing which of the OTB regulars are currently fricking fatties.
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