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re: Types of Ole Miss fans
Posted on 10/24/14 at 10:19 pm to WhistlinDixie15
Posted on 10/24/14 at 10:19 pm to WhistlinDixie15
How much salt do you think dogphoneguy could grind in a day? I bet at least 500 pounds
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Posted on 10/24/14 at 10:19 pm to DawgPhoneGuy
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the want-to-be Delta redneck who wears designer jeans with embroidery
I loathe this crowd. They all have Associates Degree in like welding or some bullshite so they make just enough money to have a couple nice things and know just enough about farming to try to carry on a conversation with me... I'm just like "Look man, I don't want to talk about our farm. You don't know half of what you think you know about it, and I go there everyday. This is my time to get away from trying to run a multi million dollar operation with employees that can barely read." So then they want to talk about a fricking boat or ATV or something. Then I have to be like "Buddy, just because I farm doesn't mean I'm some ignorant redneck that gets off on 4 wheelers and RAZRs." Finally, they leave you alone and go crank up some Florida Georgia Line in their 03 z71.
If you drive an 03 z71 and just living your modest lifestyle, doing you, etc., I apologize for the stereotyping. They just seem to be prevalent in the try hard crowd.
Posted on 10/24/14 at 10:21 pm to TheNorthPlace
I was at an LSU Arkansas game in 1995. I asked the parish cop there who is the worst visiting fans. I was thinking Florida or Alabama but, he said Ole Miss.
Posted on 10/24/14 at 10:23 pm to DawgPhoneGuy
Most of them are arrogant MF's who think they're better than anyone else (misguided notion). Some carry this attitude on their sleeves; others it may lurk a little deeper but in the end....I wouldn't give two ***** for the entire bunch. 
Posted on 10/24/14 at 10:24 pm to OBReb6
It's gotta be a substantial amount... It's like he studied under DM4L but was asleep in the back of class most of the time
Posted on 10/24/14 at 10:24 pm to DawgPhoneGuy
Yea, I'm not one of those. Keep guessing. I'll let you know when you hit me.
Posted on 10/24/14 at 10:25 pm to prostyleoffensetime
I'm from the delta and every farmer I know "goes to lake bottom" with their 4-wheelers/rangers... But yes I agree the general wanna be "I have bush hogged my yard once and planted a food plot" crowd is annoying as hell
Posted on 10/24/14 at 10:26 pm to Diver
I'm sure you know "most of us". Isn't the Internet great.
Posted on 10/24/14 at 10:27 pm to Diver
As someone said in an earlier post "Go suck a burlap sack of assorted black dicks" enjoy.
Posted on 10/24/14 at 10:29 pm to Diver
If I had magical voodoo powers I'd make every drink you have for the rest of your life taste like shampoo
Posted on 10/24/14 at 10:30 pm to DawgPhoneGuy
All three are no good bears
Posted on 10/24/14 at 10:31 pm to WhistlinDixie15
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Go eat piles of pubic hair you weirdo.
Posted on 10/24/14 at 10:33 pm to Henry Jones Jr
The boudin makes their memory fade
Posted on 10/24/14 at 10:33 pm to ztownbird
My company bought a smaller competitor in the Jackson area and placed a good number of the mid-managers in my division. It was my decision who to keep and who to cut. Pulled the folders on the 12 and four were Ole Miss grads (one had just purchased a range rover about three months earlier). I put all four of them on the street!! 
This post was edited on 10/24/14 at 10:35 pm
Posted on 10/24/14 at 10:34 pm to DocHoliday11
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I'm from the delta and every farmer I know "goes to lake bottom" with their 4-wheelers/rangers...
Oh they are out there and I don't like them either. They want to brag about their own farm so they're just as bad as the crowd that wants to listen to them and ride their coattails to a duck hole... I just don't get it. I've haven't been to a lake in 10 years and I don't crank my 4 wheeler until deer season... Maybe I'm the weird one. I'm just a lot more interested in the rest of the world I guess. I mean, I spend 90 hours a week on the farm at certain times of the year. Why would I want to go ride 4 wheelers and shite during my free time?
Posted on 10/24/14 at 10:34 pm to genuineLSUtiger
Bet u herd dat dinnya
Posted on 10/24/14 at 10:35 pm to Diver
Did posting that make your dick hard? I bet it did.
Posted on 10/24/14 at 10:37 pm to DawgPhoneGuy
I am the type of Ole Miss Alum that can't figure out why any person would actually choose to go to State if they truly had a choice.
I just assume most people that go to State do so because State excels in their major of choice, ie Vetenarian, Engineering, Turf Mgmt.
When I meet people that went to State, usually my first question is "What, they didn't have your major at Ole Miss?"
I just assume most people that go to State do so because State excels in their major of choice, ie Vetenarian, Engineering, Turf Mgmt.
When I meet people that went to State, usually my first question is "What, they didn't have your major at Ole Miss?"
Posted on 10/24/14 at 10:37 pm to Diver
I find your story completely credible and salute you putting those bears out to pasture
Posted on 10/24/14 at 10:39 pm to GreyReb
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turf mgmt
That was just mean bro.... They just tell their cheerleaders to graze... It's not an actual major
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