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re: Flu Strikes Vols Football Team

Posted on 10/24/14 at 8:24 pm to
Posted by prisonpunk
Member since Dec 2013
1598 posts
Posted on 10/24/14 at 8:24 pm to
couldn't happen to a nicer fanbase.
Posted by MaroonNation
StarkVegas, Mississippi, Bitch!
Member since Nov 2010
21950 posts
Posted on 10/24/14 at 8:24 pm to
Flu shots do not guarantee you don't get the flu
Posted by Wild Thang
YAW YAW Fooball Nation
Member since Jun 2009
44181 posts
Posted on 10/24/14 at 8:24 pm to
quote:

They will field the sick players to beat bama in the long run.


SUPPORT

Posted by flyAU
Scottsdale
Member since Dec 2010
24845 posts
Posted on 10/24/14 at 8:27 pm to
quote:

quote:
Madagascar closes their ports.



Might as well hit restart...
Posted by JuiceTerry
Roond the Scheme
Member since Apr 2013
40868 posts
Posted on 10/24/14 at 8:28 pm to
Good thing about that bye week next week.
Posted by Prof
Member since Jun 2013
42604 posts
Posted on 10/24/14 at 8:29 pm to
quote:

They may lose by a hundred tomorrow. The curse of Phil Fulmer is real.



It wasn't Phil it was due to an LSU voodoo practioner mad at us for some reason (I forget the running theory, maybe her kid or something like that).

Posted by Diamondawg
Mississippi
Member since Oct 2006
32176 posts
Posted on 10/24/14 at 8:36 pm to
quote:

They lost to effing Florida
But winning v. losing is not about luck. It's about doing v. not doing. Same with their UGA game. Had them and let them off the mat. Doing v. not doing.
Posted by Prof
Member since Jun 2013
42604 posts
Posted on 10/24/14 at 8:41 pm to
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Wow..that's awful.

They can't catch a break to save their lives, it seems.



It really is true. Strange since it's a joke song but Hee-Haw's "Gloom, Despair, and Agony on Me" of all things (a show I only know by this song) just sums it all up:



Gloom, despair, and agony on me
Deep, dark depression, excessive misery
If it weren't for bad luck, I'd have no luck at all
Gloom, despair, and agony on me

I don't know what we need to do to end it (kinda get the feeling it's starting to turn but isn't there yet) but at this point most of us are ready to do anything.
Posted by Pavoloco83
Acworth Ga. too many damn dawgs
Member since Nov 2013
15347 posts
Posted on 10/24/14 at 8:50 pm to
Thats nothing. Ole Miss will come down with Ebola on monday.
Posted by OBReb6
Memphissippi
Member since Jul 2010
37664 posts
Posted on 10/24/14 at 8:52 pm to
Perhaps


My tennessee buddy had been telling me before our game that he hoped they started the backup so Worley wouldn't get hurt.


Poor vols
Posted by genuineLSUtiger
Nashville
Member since Sep 2005
72831 posts
Posted on 10/24/14 at 8:54 pm to
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Poor vols


And by this you mean "frick the Vols", right.
Posted by cyde
He gone
Member since Nov 2005
31793 posts
Posted on 10/24/14 at 8:58 pm to
I'm starting to think that some bammer sold his soul to fricking Satan in exchange for the Vols sucking for eternity.
Posted by Herman Frisco
Bon Secour
Member since Sep 2008
17245 posts
Posted on 10/24/14 at 9:06 pm to
As a Bama fan I feel sorry for the Vol nation.

Almost.

Posted by mre
Birmingham
Member since Feb 2009
3090 posts
Posted on 10/24/14 at 9:12 pm to
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I'm starting to think that some bammer sold his soul to fricking Satan in exchange for the Vols sucking for eternity.

That's a deal I can live with.
Posted by stat19
Member since Feb 2011
29350 posts
Posted on 10/24/14 at 9:48 pm to
Karma is a bitch.

...and frick Tennessee.
Posted by umrebel2009
Member since Feb 2010
7280 posts
Posted on 10/24/14 at 9:49 pm to
It's ebola
Posted by Dannunzio
MS
Member since Sep 2011
2238 posts
Posted on 10/24/14 at 9:55 pm to
You ole miss guys are cute. Enjoy your year. Holy frick, you're insufferable. It's like you've never been here before. Oh wait...
This post was edited on 10/24/14 at 9:57 pm
Posted by OBReb6
Memphissippi
Member since Jul 2010
37664 posts
Posted on 10/24/14 at 9:58 pm to
What I said was a true story, not an attempt at a joke.

Sorry you're mad and suck
Posted by Sid E Walker
InsecureU ©
Member since Nov 2013
23878 posts
Posted on 10/24/14 at 10:03 pm to
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Flu Strikes Vols Football Team

Alabola, baby! Tide's gonna put a quarantine on Neyland. All crimson in the seats by the third quarter.

Posted by rockytop627
Member since Jan 2014
10041 posts
Posted on 10/24/14 at 10:04 pm to
quote:

Wow..that's awful.

They can't catch a break to save their lives, it seems.


We really can't. I don't know what higher power hates us but there has to be something or other that's been forcing a constant stream of awful luck upon us for the past 10 years or so. Ironically our only 1 day break from this awful curse was at yalls expense last year
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