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A synopsis of Tennessee football futility.

Posted on 10/24/14 at 9:22 am
Posted by Patton
Principality of Sealand
Member since Apr 2011
32647 posts
Posted on 10/24/14 at 9:22 am
The Vols have scored 9 offensive touchdowns in the last 10 years against Alabama.

That's four head coaches for the Vols. Kiff Dawg actually outgained Bama in 09 but Mt. Cody decided be didn't feel like losing. Maybe one day Tennessee won't be the largest dumpster fire in the conference. Maybe.






Props to BamaGradinTn for the info.
Posted by stat19
Member since Feb 2011
29350 posts
Posted on 10/24/14 at 9:25 am to
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Patton


You forgot to say, "Oh yeah, frick Tennessee."
Posted by bigpapamac
Mobile, AL
Member since Oct 2007
22375 posts
Posted on 10/24/14 at 9:25 am to
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The Vols have scored 9 offensive touchdowns in the last 10 years against Alabama.


That's actually amazing to be that consistently dominant over a 10 year period.

ETA: frick tennessee.
This post was edited on 10/24/14 at 9:26 am
Posted by DaveyDownerDawg
2021 NATIONAL CHAMPIONS
Member since Sep 2012
6619 posts
Posted on 10/24/14 at 9:26 am to
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the largest dumpster fire in the conference

Take heart UT, it COULD be worse.

Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
54616 posts
Posted on 10/24/14 at 9:28 am to
Anybody have a graph of the price of doughnuts in Knoxville from Neylad to Butch?

I have a feeling the answer may like in the results.
Posted by Robert Goulet
Member since Jan 2013
9999 posts
Posted on 10/24/14 at 9:38 am to
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Take heart UT, it COULD be worse


It is, those clowns beat us as bad as they are.

I'm guessing that was your point. In that case, kindly go frick yourself.
Posted by roadGator
Member since Feb 2009
139750 posts
Posted on 10/24/14 at 9:48 am to
Your dumpster fire is bigger than ours.

Ours is about to be extinguished. Thank goodness.
Posted by Patton
Principality of Sealand
Member since Apr 2011
32647 posts
Posted on 10/24/14 at 12:19 pm to
Bump for the lunch crew to laugh at the Vols.
Posted by Crowknowsbest
Member since May 2012
25871 posts
Posted on 10/24/14 at 12:23 pm to
Wow
Posted by JaxTiger10
Murfreesboro,TN
Member since Aug 2014
3893 posts
Posted on 10/24/14 at 12:30 pm to
Outside of a 2 year period in the late 90's tenn hasnt been shite for a while. 5 sec titles since 1970
Posted by Patton
Principality of Sealand
Member since Apr 2011
32647 posts
Posted on 10/24/14 at 12:36 pm to
You have always put so much emphasis on SEC titles.
Posted by cardboardboxer
Member since Apr 2012
34330 posts
Posted on 10/24/14 at 12:37 pm to
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Ours is about to be extinguished. Thank goodness.



Maybe. First lets see your AD hire someone who is a home run and not a coordinator.
Posted by I-59 Tiger
Vestavia Hills, AL
Member since Sep 2003
36703 posts
Posted on 10/24/14 at 12:37 pm to
All the more reason to hold the rest of the SEC hostage to this abomination. Yes, lets preserve this trainwreck since Bear played in it one time with a broken leg.
Posted by Yat27
Austin
Member since Nov 2010
8108 posts
Posted on 10/24/14 at 12:38 pm to
Vols&Shaft is already on the edge, bro. Are you trying to give him a little extra push? Cruel SOB...
Posted by Patton
Principality of Sealand
Member since Apr 2011
32647 posts
Posted on 10/24/14 at 12:40 pm to
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All the more reason to hold the rest of the SEC hostage to this abomination. Yes, lets preserve this trainwreck since Bear played in it one time with a broken leg.


One of my increasingly favorite things about this game is how mad it gets other fans. The best part though is that they can't and won't do anything about it because this is our conference and what we says goes.
Posted by DaveyDownerDawg
2021 NATIONAL CHAMPIONS
Member since Sep 2012
6619 posts
Posted on 10/24/14 at 12:41 pm to
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It is, those clowns beat us as bad as they are. I'm guessing that was your point



Ehhh, that wasn't really my point. Although you lost to UF I'd still say their dumpster fire is larger. UT is showing signs of life. UF is flat lining.
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