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re: Tell me something impressive.

Posted on 10/24/14 at 2:59 pm to
Posted by Eric Nies Grind Time
Atlanta GA - ITP
Member since Sep 2012
24932 posts
Posted on 10/24/14 at 2:59 pm to
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I'm currently on a one wiper record. Six dumps and counting.


The frick....if you get to 10 you need to write out your diet and get rich.
Posted by Roger Klarvin
DFW
Member since Nov 2012
46505 posts
Posted on 10/24/14 at 3:13 pm to
If you eat lots of fiber and/or take a fiber supplement, wiping essentially becomes a formality.
Posted by CrimsonChin
the gutter.
Member since Feb 2010
5857 posts
Posted on 10/24/14 at 4:20 pm to
When I was in the army I buy 40 out of 40 shots with the m-16 a2 qualified. As expert rifleman.
Posted by reggierayreb
Germantown
Member since Nov 2012
16939 posts
Posted on 10/24/14 at 8:47 pm to
There are 250,000 described species of plants on Earth and over 4,000 described species of mammals.

However, there are over 350,000 described species of beetles with hundreds more beetles species still being discovered each year.


Posted by LSU1NSEC
Member since Sep 2007
17243 posts
Posted on 10/24/14 at 9:35 pm to
in college i had sex with a multi-millionaires mistress numerous times and never got caught

she also used his gold card to buy me stuff
Posted by diddydirtyAubie
Bozeman
Member since Dec 2010
39829 posts
Posted on 10/24/14 at 10:30 pm to
I can throw a baseball with my foot.
This post was edited on 10/24/14 at 10:31 pm
Posted by Carolina_Girl
South Cackalacky
Member since Apr 2012
23973 posts
Posted on 10/24/14 at 10:36 pm to
I graduated from USC with my Bachelors Degree in Nursing at the age of 19.
Posted by DMagic
#ChowderPosse
Member since Aug 2010
46360 posts
Posted on 10/24/14 at 10:40 pm to
My apartment smells of rich mahogany
Posted by five_fivesix
Y’all
Member since Aug 2012
13834 posts
Posted on 10/24/14 at 10:46 pm to
quote:

I can throw a baseball with my foot.


I've looked all over the Internet and I can't find a gif to express my thoughts on this.

Posted by WeBleedCrimson
Member since Mar 2008
21708 posts
Posted on 10/24/14 at 10:51 pm to
I can throw a football over them mountains
This post was edited on 10/24/14 at 10:53 pm
Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
54595 posts
Posted on 10/24/14 at 10:55 pm to
quote:

Tell me something impressive.


Not really impressive but I can break wind with such silent and deadly force folks have actually passed out.
Posted by Old Sarge
Dean of Admissions, LSU
Member since Jan 2012
55183 posts
Posted on 10/24/14 at 11:00 pm to
I make the worlds best chip dip
Posted by five_fivesix
Y’all
Member since Aug 2012
13834 posts
Posted on 10/24/14 at 11:03 pm to
we talking ranch based or salsa based? Do you use cumin?

eta: not that anyone cares, but I once dropped a running caribou at 400 yards with one shot from a .280 Remington. Off hand. I surprised myself.
This post was edited on 10/24/14 at 11:44 pm
Posted by Carolina_Girl
South Cackalacky
Member since Apr 2012
23973 posts
Posted on 10/24/14 at 11:29 pm to
quote:

Not really impressive but I can break wind with such silent and deadly force folks have actually passed out.




Yeah, I'm a chick. But for some reason fart jokes make me laugh every time.
Posted by DocHoliday11
South Georgia
Member since Jun 2013
4313 posts
Posted on 10/24/14 at 11:34 pm to
I bled out of my butt today for no apparent reason.... I thought I caught ebolaids


ETA: my butt is strictly a one way... So no homo stuff
This post was edited on 10/24/14 at 11:36 pm
Posted by five_fivesix
Y’all
Member since Aug 2012
13834 posts
Posted on 10/24/14 at 11:42 pm to
maybe a doctor? that shite ain't normal
Posted by DocHoliday11
South Georgia
Member since Jun 2013
4313 posts
Posted on 10/24/14 at 11:46 pm to
I thought about it for real... I told my gf about it (most embarrassing thing ever. We were walking our dog in the park and all of a sudden I was like shite something isn't right) and the only thing she could say was "well do you wanna go to the ER?"
Posted by DocHoliday11
South Georgia
Member since Jun 2013
4313 posts
Posted on 10/24/14 at 11:47 pm to
Oh and what you did there... It took me a minute but I see it
Posted by five_fivesix
Y’all
Member since Aug 2012
13834 posts
Posted on 10/24/14 at 11:50 pm to
maybe it was a one time thing. I'd keep an eye on it though. Seriously.

Posted by DMagic
#ChowderPosse
Member since Aug 2010
46360 posts
Posted on 10/24/14 at 11:52 pm to
Probably a hemorrhoid
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