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Tell me something impressive.
Posted on 10/23/14 at 7:44 pm
Posted on 10/23/14 at 7:44 pm
Im white and I can recite the entire Bone Thugs N Harmony song - Crossroads. Word for word.
90's WHAT WHAT??
90's WHAT WHAT??
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Posted on 10/23/14 at 8:10 pm to disagreeber
Crossdressing can be fun and entertaining at the same time, as long as you shave your legs first.
Posted on 10/23/14 at 8:12 pm to disagreeber
Me senior year in HS I went to a football camp at Ole Miss and I beat the all time Ole Miss OL bench press record. It was 415 lbs and I did 420.
Posted on 10/23/14 at 8:14 pm to disagreeber
I'm currently on a one wiper record. Six dumps and counting.
Posted on 10/23/14 at 8:19 pm to Stacked
THOSE MAKE MY frickING DAY.
Posted on 10/23/14 at 8:21 pm to cokebottleag
You and me both, buddy. They're usually pretty awesome poops to begin with. Then the one wipe. Icing.
Posted on 10/23/14 at 8:36 pm to Stacked
Really the wipe is just to make a check. You already know you rolled a natural 20 (nerd reference), you just gotta be sure.
Posted on 10/23/14 at 8:44 pm to disagreeber
I coined the phrase "junk in the trunk".
Posted on 10/23/14 at 9:54 pm to disagreeber
I could dunk a flat basketball in 8th grade. (Regulation 10 ft goal) When I say flat I don't mean completely flat I mean just enough air out of it so I could grip it. A white boy dunking in 8th grade is impressive.
Posted on 10/23/14 at 9:56 pm to disagreeber
I ate an entire wheel of cheese and pooped in the refrigerator
Posted on 10/23/14 at 9:58 pm to genro
Posted on 10/23/14 at 10:00 pm to disagreeber
I saw a werewolf drinking a piña colada at Trader Vic's, and his hair was perfect.
Posted on 10/23/14 at 10:10 pm to disagreeber
I deposit my manseed in the sink.
Posted on 10/23/14 at 10:18 pm to disagreeber
I once knew a man who came so hard the recoil gave him hemorrhoids.
Posted on 10/23/14 at 10:24 pm to disagreeber
I've never had a fever blister.
Posted on 10/23/14 at 10:27 pm to Hardy_Har
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I once knew a man who came so hard the recoil gave him hemorrhoids.
That's not why I had hemorrhoids. I had a small butthole and I fixed it.
Posted on 10/23/14 at 10:34 pm to disagreeber
Posted on 10/23/14 at 10:44 pm to disagreeber
I once ran a 10.something in the 100 and beat a bunch of black dudes.
Posted on 10/23/14 at 10:48 pm to StrawsDrawnAtRandom
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I deposit my manseed in the sink.
Wait...wut?
I assumed you were a lesbian.
Posted on 10/24/14 at 2:56 pm to disagreeber
Nick Foles, Tom Petty and Rhys Ifans are all the same person at different stages of life:
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