A Sincere Thank You to Bryan Allen

Bryan Allen, even though you are scum on the order of Harvey Updyke, I have to thank you for putting the slime-ball curse on the Florida Gator football team. And what a curse it was. The Gators just might be the most hilarious joke that the SEC has ever had the pleasure of witnessing.

Mr. Allen, although you have cost Georgia the temporary services of the best player in the nation, you have also ignited fury of every Bulldog player.

Prepare for total humiliation of your team and your sorry self.