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re: Brandon King moved to DE

Posted on 10/19/14 at 11:15 pm to
Posted by BowlJackson
Birmingham, AL
Member since Sep 2013
52881 posts
Posted on 10/19/14 at 11:15 pm to
The best nose guard I ever saw in high school was 6'1" 350 and starts for the Indianapolis Colts now.
















But I heard he learned everything he knew training in the offseason with this little shite from Plainview that was 5'5" 150
Posted by NC1406
Member since Jul 2013
657 posts
Posted on 10/20/14 at 4:48 am to
I currently weigh 155 lbs but would be a terrible nose guard. I think it would be different if I even knew where Plainview was located.
Posted by LanierSpots
Sarasota, Florida
Member since Sep 2010
61556 posts
Posted on 10/20/14 at 5:08 am to
I have never been to Plainview and I weighed 155 pounds in 4th grade. Got my nose broke once and had to wear a guard



An i dont take little shits


Posted by BowlJackson
Birmingham, AL
Member since Sep 2013
52881 posts
Posted on 10/20/14 at 5:43 am to
I'm 5'7" and I weigh 150-155 lbs depending on how little of a shite I take and I feel like I could play nose guard at shades mtn Christian, but I don't think I could start at plainview
Posted by rootisback
Member since Mar 2014
3371 posts
Posted on 10/20/14 at 5:50 am to
I was in Plainview once -- slept with this old gal who I later heard had a boy who grew up to be a 5'5" 150 lb nose guard.
Posted by BowlJackson
Birmingham, AL
Member since Sep 2013
52881 posts
Posted on 10/20/14 at 6:31 am to
My girlfriend is from Plainview. She's 5'5" 155 lbs and needs a nose job, but it's cool because I don't have to guard her from other guys.
Posted by LanierSpots
Sarasota, Florida
Member since Sep 2010
61556 posts
Posted on 10/20/14 at 6:35 am to
quote:

My girlfriend is from Plainview. She's 5'5" 155 lbs and needs a nose job, but it's cool because I don't have to guard her from other guys.



You know what they say about ugly girls. They try harder...


And 155 is a pretty good base.
Posted by Aubie Spr96
lolwut?
Member since Dec 2009
41059 posts
Posted on 10/20/14 at 9:24 am to
quote:

shades mtn Christian



I remember when these crazy fricks burned ET videos in their parking lot. They claimed only Jesus had healing powers or something.
Posted by jrljr
Member since Aug 2012
4074 posts
Posted on 10/20/14 at 9:39 am to
ET is the Anti-Christ.
Posted by jvilletiger25
jacksonville, fl
Member since Jan 2014
16989 posts
Posted on 10/20/14 at 9:41 am to
quote:

I impregnated the woman who gave birth to the best nose guard ever at Plainview, who was only 5'5" 150lbs.



I PIIHB, and she shite out a turd bigger than that.
Posted by RockyMtnTigerWDE
War Damn Eagle Dad!
Member since Oct 2010
105376 posts
Posted on 10/20/14 at 9:52 am to
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I PIIHB, and she shite out a turd bigger than that.
'

Posted by thirdlawson
Nashville
Member since Oct 2011
8612 posts
Posted on 10/20/14 at 10:27 am to
Posted by TheJones
Member since Nov 2009
33296 posts
Posted on 10/20/14 at 10:39 am to
shite just got visual
Posted by Kodar
Alabama
Member since Nov 2012
4558 posts
Posted on 10/20/14 at 10:39 am to
I nominate this thread for AU board thread of the year.
Posted by Kodar
Alabama
Member since Nov 2012
4558 posts
Posted on 10/20/14 at 10:39 am to
:rimshot:
Posted by marshallcotiger
Member since Dec 2009
7957 posts
Posted on 10/20/14 at 2:03 pm to
Speaking of Plainview I once hit a 12 ft jump shot with 5 seconds left in the game to give the DAR Patriots a win in the area tournament finals vs Plainview in 1989. It was the 2nd and last time I ever scored double digits in a game. I still have the press clipping at home.
Posted by RockyMtnTigerWDE
War Damn Eagle Dad!
Member since Oct 2010
105376 posts
Posted on 10/20/14 at 2:07 pm to
I'm guessing since you scored your only double digit stat against Plainview it's safe to assume they fielded a basketball team that averaged 5'5" 150?
Posted by marshallcotiger
Member since Dec 2009
7957 posts
Posted on 10/20/14 at 2:17 pm to
No they had good size but I did get about half my points from the FT line due to their solid tackling. I could tell that I wanted no part of them on the football field.
Posted by LandofDixie
Member since Jul 2012
2825 posts
Posted on 10/20/14 at 3:12 pm to
quote:

Speaking of Plainview I once hit a 12 ft jump shot with 5 seconds left in the game to give the DAR Patriots a win in the area tournament finals vs Plainview in 1989. It was the 2nd and last time I ever scored double digits in a game. I still have the press clipping at home.
the best point guard I ever saw in high school was a little shite from Plainview that was about 5'5" 150 lbs.
Posted by LanierSpots
Sarasota, Florida
Member since Sep 2010
61556 posts
Posted on 10/20/14 at 3:22 pm to
Is Brandon King 155 lbs. I swear he looked bigger


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