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Tell A Short Joke
Posted on 10/16/14 at 8:00 pm
Posted on 10/16/14 at 8:00 pm
Short joke meaning 5 lines or less. Dont sell yourself short.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground Beef
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground Beef
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Posted on 10/16/14 at 8:02 pm to pioneerbasketball
What do you call a poor midget?
Short changed
Short changed
Posted on 10/16/14 at 8:02 pm to pioneerbasketball
What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea?
You don't pay $20 to have a garbanzo bean on your face.
You don't pay $20 to have a garbanzo bean on your face.
Posted on 10/16/14 at 8:05 pm to Mizzeaux
What's the difference between pick and choose?
Pick is something you do. Choose is something a Mexican wears on their feet.
Pick is something you do. Choose is something a Mexican wears on their feet.
Posted on 10/16/14 at 8:06 pm to pioneerbasketball
:inb4nicksabamjokes:
Posted on 10/16/14 at 8:09 pm to pioneerbasketball
What does the KKK and Nike have in common?
They both make black guys run fast
They both make black guys run fast
Posted on 10/16/14 at 8:10 pm to pioneerbasketball
Boyfriend: "Bitch"
Girlfriend: "I've been called worse"
Boyfriend: "Like what"
Girlfriend: "your girlfriend; Bitch"
Girlfriend: "I've been called worse"
Boyfriend: "Like what"
Girlfriend: "your girlfriend; Bitch"
Posted on 10/16/14 at 8:10 pm to Roger Klarvin
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What does the KKK and Nike have in common?
They both make black guys run fast
Posted on 10/16/14 at 8:19 pm to pioneerbasketball
What's the difference between jelly and jam?
You can't jelly a dick up your arse!
You can't jelly a dick up your arse!
Posted on 10/16/14 at 8:20 pm to Roger Klarvin
Lulz
Posted on 10/16/14 at 8:31 pm to pioneerbasketball
Why did Barbie never get pregnant?
Because Ken always came in another box
Because Ken always came in another box
Posted on 10/16/14 at 8:32 pm to pioneerbasketball
Stonehog's penis
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Posted on 10/16/14 at 8:49 pm to pioneerbasketball
Guy walks in carrying a duck under his arm
He sees his wife, says "this is the pig I'm fricking"
She says "thats not a pig its a duck"
He says "I wasn't talking to you"
He sees his wife, says "this is the pig I'm fricking"
She says "thats not a pig its a duck"
He says "I wasn't talking to you"
Posted on 10/16/14 at 8:55 pm to blue_morrison
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Why did Barbie never get pregnant?
Because Ken always came in another box
He came in another box, Coral!
Posted on 10/16/14 at 9:21 pm to Vols&Shaft83
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Tell A Short Joke
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Stonehog's penis
Posted on 10/16/14 at 9:31 pm to deltaland
What do you say to a woman with two black eyes?
Nothing, you've already told her twice.
Nothing, you've already told her twice.
Posted on 10/16/14 at 9:33 pm to pioneerbasketball
What did Nick Saban do to the UA Offensive Lineman when he got called for holding?
---- Trick question. That's never happened.
---- Trick question. That's never happened.
Posted on 10/16/14 at 9:35 pm to pioneerbasketball
What do a fly and a Bama fan have in common?
Obvious answer is obvious.
Obvious answer is obvious.
Posted on 10/16/14 at 9:39 pm to pioneerbasketball
Telefawx's dick
ETA: Damn you Vols&Shaft
ETA: Damn you Vols&Shaft
This post was edited on 10/16/14 at 9:41 pm
Posted on 10/16/14 at 10:08 pm to pioneerbasketball
Frankenstein entered a body building contest.
He misunderstood the premise.
He misunderstood the premise.
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