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Muslims of the OTB, how much is Jizya and how often will I have to pay?
Posted on 10/1/14 at 8:18 pm
Posted on 10/1/14 at 8:18 pm
...when you succeed in taking over America? Just curious, I don't want to convert so I'm starting to put away a little money to cover the costs. Just wondering if there's an installment plan or anything.
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Posted on 10/1/14 at 8:22 pm to KSGamecock
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when you succeed in taking over America? Just curious, I don't want to convert so I'm starting to put away a little money to cover the costs. Just wondering if there's an installment plan or anything.
What you're doing here is going to get you banned
This post was edited on 10/1/14 at 8:23 pm
Posted on 10/1/14 at 8:26 pm to Vols&Shaft83
you're one to talk
Posted on 10/1/14 at 8:28 pm to CheeseburgerEddie
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you're one to talk
Name one negative thing I've ever said about Muslims
Posted on 10/1/14 at 8:29 pm to Vols&Shaft83
Promise you'll fight for me
Posted on 10/1/14 at 8:31 pm to KSGamecock
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Promise you'll fight for me
Of course, you're my hetero life mate.
Posted on 10/1/14 at 8:32 pm to KSGamecock
I wish I could say you are crazy, but the way it's going, we could see it. Muslims will be the majority in all major european countries pretty soon.
Posted on 10/1/14 at 8:34 pm to KSGamecock
Don't lose your head over it, just yet.
Posted on 10/1/14 at 8:51 pm to KSGamecock
I could see this conversation taking place in the near future
Mohammed ali baba al jazeeri knocks on my door. I answer
Me: Can I help you
Him: You owe Jizya, Infidel
Me: Jizya?
Him: Yes.
Me: I Jizz on YA MOM :blastsMohammedinfacewithshotgun:
Mohammed ali baba al jazeeri knocks on my door. I answer
Me: Can I help you
Him: You owe Jizya, Infidel
Me: Jizya?
Him: Yes.
Me: I Jizz on YA MOM :blastsMohammedinfacewithshotgun:
Posted on 10/1/14 at 8:58 pm to KSGamecock
There is a one time fee of 72 virgins with perfect bodies. They must also be 18 to 25. Better start finding them now!
Posted on 10/1/14 at 9:01 pm to deltaland
Tonight on Al Jazeera Amrika, join us for the beheading of kafir "deltaland" for the murder of a vice and virtue policeman. Broadcast begins live after evening salat with special invocation given by Grand Mullah Barack Hussein Obama.
Posted on 10/1/14 at 9:07 pm to deltaland
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I could see this conversation taking place in the near future
Mohammed ali baba al jazeeri knocks on my door. I answer
Me: Can I help you
Him: You owe Jizya, Infidel
Me: Jizya?
Him: Yes.
Me: I Jizz on YA MOM :blastsMohammedinfacewithshotgun:
you pretty much nailed it, I'd say.
Posted on 10/1/14 at 9:45 pm to DownSouthJukin
Upvoted
Posted on 10/1/14 at 9:51 pm to KSGamecock
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Muslims of the OTB
I don't think GHAZI posts here.
Posted on 10/1/14 at 9:56 pm to KSGamecock
Thought this thread was gonna be about Muslim porn. Going away disappointed now.
Posted on 10/1/14 at 9:57 pm to HempHead
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don't think GHAZI posts here.
frick Ghazi, that smelly camel fricking terrorist piece of shite can eat my gigantic infidel Vols&Shaft, I hope he rots in muslim hell.
Posted on 10/1/14 at 10:05 pm to DownSouthJukin
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Don't lose your head over it, just yet.
What you did there, I see it
Posted on 10/2/14 at 6:52 am to KSGamecock
Wtf is Jizya? Not sure I want to brave the Google results for that
Posted on 10/2/14 at 8:32 am to BrocraticMethod
Jizya is a tax that Christians and Jews pay to Muslims to let them coexist at a lesser position in society. The Jizya is, in fact, to remind the Jews and Christians of their subservience in the state.
It largely doesn't exist in Islamic nation states today.
It largely doesn't exist in Islamic nation states today.
Posted on 10/2/14 at 8:54 am to deltaland
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Me: I Jizz on YA MOM :blastsMohammedinfacewithshotgun
El O El.
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