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"The only logical reason Nick Saban hired Lane Kiffin"
Posted on 9/30/14 at 4:37 pm
Posted on 9/30/14 at 4:37 pm
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This must be Germans but I've never seen it and just had a good laugh reading it. Hope the rant enjoys.
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This must be Germans but I've never seen it and just had a good laugh reading it. Hope the rant enjoys.
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Verne Lundquist’s voice filled the cavernous underground chamber as the video played on the theater screen.
“Chris Davis! No flags! Touchdown Auburn! An answered prayer!”
“End replay,” Nick Saban said. Saban turned away from the frozen image of jubilant Auburn players.
“Show comments,” Saban said.
Poorly worded and grammatically incorrect statements flashed across dozens of monitors mounted along the walls. The phrases merged into a dizzying blur of misspellings and vulgarity.
“I hate you Sabin. Your a loser.”
Flash.
“I named my kid after you & we loze to Awbrn. You suck.”
Flash
“Your a moron. Were gonna get your trees next!! yousuck#”
“Is it time, Nick?” said a monotone but gentle female voice, like Siri’s but much hotter.
“Yes PROCESS, it is time,” Saban said. “Initiate Crimson Protocol.”
“As you wish,” the voice replied.
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Posted on 9/30/14 at 4:39 pm to Patton
Very funny, but it is 8 month premature born hitler
Posted on 9/30/14 at 4:40 pm to Patton
Clay Travis; didn't click.
Posted on 9/30/14 at 4:43 pm to geauxnavybeatbama
Yea I know. Still people might not have seen it in Jan. Just trying to keep the masses entertained.
Posted on 9/30/14 at 4:46 pm to Patton
Dat sig pic! 
Who's the old fella in the tat? Looks like David Lynch. Oh man..
Who's the old fella in the tat? Looks like David Lynch. Oh man.. 
Posted on 9/30/14 at 4:47 pm to Patton
I 'd
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Posted on 9/30/14 at 4:47 pm to Patton
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Jesus, it’s Christmas Eve, and he’s watching game film of Florida Atlantic.
No wonder yall lost the Sugar Bowl
Posted on 9/30/14 at 4:50 pm to JuiceTerry
It's Monte
Posted on 9/30/14 at 4:59 pm to JuiceTerry
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Posted on 9/30/14 at 5:02 pm to The Spleen
he has too much time on his hands to be writing this but not unlike Killz and his latest cartoon troll, some definite talent there.
Posted on 9/30/14 at 5:17 pm to Patton
Paraphrased response to that article:
What you have just written is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever read. At no point in your rambling, incoherent article were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone on this site is now dumber for having been subjected to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
What you have just written is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever read. At no point in your rambling, incoherent article were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone on this site is now dumber for having been subjected to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
Posted on 9/30/14 at 5:40 pm to bamasgot13
The end is wrong. What really happens is that instead of retiring, Saban has Miles go to Michigan, then Saban goes back to LSU so he can torment Bama for 10 more years....
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