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Takeaways from the GameDay feature on SEC wives

Posted on 9/27/14 at 10:07 am
Posted by Slippy
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Member since Aug 2005
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Posted on 9/27/14 at 10:07 am
1. Bielema's wife looks like a shallow gold-digging Barbie.

2. Muschamp's wife has a live-in plastic surgeon.

3. Dan Mullin did better than anybody else, all things considered.

4. Malzahn's wife is a kook.

5. Les Miles' wife name is Kathy.
Posted by Ping Pong
LSU and UVA alum
Member since Aug 2014
5346 posts
Posted on 9/27/14 at 10:08 am to
quote:

1. Bielema's wife is a shallow gold-digging Barbie.


FIFY

quote:

3. Dan Mullin did better than anybody else, all things considered.


she has a humpback just like him
Posted by 870Hog
99999 posts
Member since Jul 2011
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Posted on 9/27/14 at 10:08 am to
quote:

Bielema's wife looks like a shallow gold-digging Barbie.


So... you wouldnt hit it?
Posted by BOSCEAUX
Where the Down Boys go.
Member since Mar 2008
47709 posts
Posted on 9/27/14 at 10:08 am to
Merlin's wife knows a bbc ain't square.
Posted by RogerTheShrubber
Juneau, AK
Member since Jan 2009
259467 posts
Posted on 9/27/14 at 10:08 am to
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2. Muschamp's wife has a live-in plastic surgeon.


Yeah, she looks like a thousand bees attacked her lips.
Posted by Serraneaux
South of 30a
Member since Mar 2014
19545 posts
Posted on 9/27/14 at 10:08 am to
Mullen doesn't have a bulldog as a dog.

Muschamp's wife is scarier than him.
Posted by FT
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Member since Oct 2003
26925 posts
Posted on 9/27/14 at 10:08 am to
Seriously. Bielema was the most obvious one that didn't fit in.
Posted by EST
Investigating
Member since Oct 2003
17813 posts
Posted on 9/27/14 at 10:09 am to
Mrs. Saban seemed a bit fake.

ESPN pushing the women's because of recent NFL women's issues?
Posted by undecided
Member since May 2012
15492 posts
Posted on 9/27/14 at 10:09 am to
I still don't like Megan Mullen
Posted by BOSCEAUX
Where the Down Boys go.
Member since Mar 2008
47709 posts
Posted on 9/27/14 at 10:10 am to
I would hit it and then revive myself inhaling all the air in her head.

Kathy is as ugly as Bert is fat.
Posted by blzr
Keeneland
Member since Mar 2011
30078 posts
Posted on 9/27/14 at 10:10 am to
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5. Les Miles' wife name is Kathy.


I lol'd when their son says he had two dads.
This post was edited on 9/27/14 at 10:11 am
Posted by FT
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Member since Oct 2003
26925 posts
Posted on 9/27/14 at 10:10 am to
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Mrs. Saban seemed a bit fake.

I thought it was weird that Saban has a fat wife.

No process at home, I guess.
Posted by CNB
Columbia, SC
Member since Sep 2007
95851 posts
Posted on 9/27/14 at 10:10 am to
quote:

So... you wouldnt hit it?


I would drag my balls through broken glass just to hear her fart in a walkie-talkie.
Posted by undecided
Member since May 2012
15492 posts
Posted on 9/27/14 at 10:11 am to
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4. Malzahn's wife is a kook.

Don't you disrespect Mrs. Kristi
Posted by CtotheVrzrbck
WeWaCo
Member since Dec 2007
37538 posts
Posted on 9/27/14 at 10:11 am to
Well she's been a coaches' wife for all of 2 years. She was chilling in Tampa, working at a bank and doing what sorority chicks in their mid to late 20's do.

She's getting a little more used to the attention, but she's certainly not a seasoned media pro yet.
Posted by FT
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Member since Oct 2003
26925 posts
Posted on 9/27/14 at 10:11 am to
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I lol'd when their son says he had two dads.



Not gonna lie, that was funny as shite. And fricking painful to watch.
Posted by Crimson Legend
Mount St Gumpus
Member since Nov 2004
15478 posts
Posted on 9/27/14 at 10:12 am to
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Yeah, she looks like a thousand bees attacked her lips.


Yeah, either a thousand bees, or Angelina Jolie's plastic surgeon.

One or the other.
Posted by Box Geauxrilla
Member since Jun 2013
19115 posts
Posted on 9/27/14 at 10:13 am to
I wonder if les hats himself for settling too soon and now is stuck unless he gives her half his shite
Posted by Blake R
Member since Jun 2010
1376 posts
Posted on 9/27/14 at 10:14 am to
Kristi is crazy as hell.


I'm into that.
Posted by BOSCEAUX
Where the Down Boys go.
Member since Mar 2008
47709 posts
Posted on 9/27/14 at 10:14 am to
I was surprised Mrs. Saban blew up. She might get processed if Candy Edwards moves to Bama.
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