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Posted on 9/26/14 at 12:59 pm
Posted by RossBarnett
Member since Aug 2014
40 posts
Posted on 9/26/14 at 12:59 pm
Arky is coming and Dan Skipper is gonna make you bleed. Smashmouth football is coming back to the SEC. Thanks Bret.


Posted by EKG
Houston, TX
Member since Jun 2010
43951 posts
Posted on 9/26/14 at 1:00 pm to
Who is Dan Skipper?
Posted by WestCoastAg
Member since Oct 2012
144958 posts
Posted on 9/26/14 at 1:00 pm to
I like trains
Posted by DrunkenStuporMan
The Mothership
Member since Dec 2012
5855 posts
Posted on 9/26/14 at 1:02 pm to
quote:

Who is Dan Skipper?
Big dude.

Bigger ears.
Posted by FrankWhite'56
Close to Austin - but not TOO close
Member since Feb 2013
984 posts
Posted on 9/26/14 at 1:02 pm to
Obvious sock is obvious.
Posted by sawfiddle
New Hope, Alabama
Member since Aug 2008
5713 posts
Posted on 9/26/14 at 1:03 pm to
quote:

Who is Dan Skipper?


That 8 foot 13 guard they got with ears to match.


This post was edited on 9/26/14 at 1:04 pm
Posted by cokebottleag
I’m a Santos Republican
Member since Aug 2011
24028 posts
Posted on 9/26/14 at 1:03 pm to
Did anyone here really think a little ban bet was going to stop all the hogs from making alters?
Posted by Bourre
Da Parish
Member since Nov 2012
20144 posts
Posted on 9/26/14 at 1:06 pm to
quote:

Thanks Bret


Who is Bret and is he fat too?
Posted by RossBarnett
Member since Aug 2014
40 posts
Posted on 9/26/14 at 1:07 pm to
Dont forget he is one of the best athletes in the SEC and could probably play Tight End in the NFL.

Posted by madmaxvol
Infinity + 1 Posts
Member since Oct 2011
19104 posts
Posted on 9/26/14 at 1:12 pm to
quote:

Who is Dan Skipper?


Old Dan Skipper was a fine old man,
Washed his face in a fryin' pan,
Combed his head with a wagon wheel,
Died with a toothache in his heel

(chorus)
So get out the way, old Dan Skipper,
It's too late to get your supper
Supper's over and dinner is cookin',
Old Dan Tucker just standin' there lookin'

Old Dan Skipper come to town
Swingin' the ladies round and round
First to the right, then to the left,
Then to the one that you love best

(chorus)

Old Dan Skipper clumb a tree
His Lord and master for to see
The limb it broke and he had a fall,
Never got to see his Lord at all

(chorus)

Old Dan Skipper come to town,
Riding a billy goat, leading a hound
The hound dog barked and the billy goat jumped
And it threw old Dan right over a stump

(chorus)



Posted by cardboardboxer
Member since Apr 2012
34330 posts
Posted on 9/26/14 at 1:13 pm to
quote:

Smashmouth football is coming back to the SEC.


False
Posted by PetroAg
Member since Jun 2013
1273 posts
Posted on 9/26/14 at 1:18 pm to
Fat does not equal good
Posted by Farmer1906
The Woodlands, TX
Member since Apr 2009
50087 posts
Posted on 9/26/14 at 1:19 pm to
So that is who Myles is making his bitch this weekend.
Posted by aggressor
Austin, TX
Member since Sep 2011
8714 posts
Posted on 9/26/14 at 1:19 pm to
Myles Garrett ain't scared.
Posted by ShaneTheLegLechler
Member since Dec 2011
60090 posts
Posted on 9/26/14 at 1:20 pm to
Billy likes to drink soda
Posted by RossBarnett
Member since Aug 2014
40 posts
Posted on 9/26/14 at 1:23 pm to
quote:

Myles Garrett ain't scared


Skipper= 6'10 326lb

Garrett= 6'5 255 FRESHMAN. He will be scared.
Posted by EKG
Houston, TX
Member since Jun 2010
43951 posts
Posted on 9/26/14 at 1:24 pm to
quote:

He will be scared.

He won't.
I promise.
And yes, your Skipper player sounds like a big guy.
We see you.
Posted by carolinaswamper
unincorporated swamp, johns island,
Member since Jan 2013
3142 posts
Posted on 9/26/14 at 1:35 pm to
quote:

Fat does not equal good
frick!
Posted by Farmer1906
The Woodlands, TX
Member since Apr 2009
50087 posts
Posted on 9/26/14 at 1:37 pm to
We're talking 5.3 40 vs 4.4 40. Don't even get my started on the first step. Garrett may be past him before he realizes the play started.
Posted by elposter
Member since Dec 2010
24815 posts
Posted on 9/26/14 at 1:39 pm to
Which 52-0 game is that picture from?
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