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Alabama football analogy
Posted on 9/26/14 at 8:45 am
Posted on 9/26/14 at 8:45 am
[Edited for the simple-minded.]
Alabama football is like the trailer homes with the $8,000 4-wheeler out front, the $1,500 extra large trampoline and even a few pretty nice redneck cars (Camaros, mustangs, etc)... They have some expensive toys in the yard but they still live in a beat down old trailer.
Alabama football is like the trailer homes with the $8,000 4-wheeler out front, the $1,500 extra large trampoline and even a few pretty nice redneck cars (Camaros, mustangs, etc)... They have some expensive toys in the yard but they still live in a beat down old trailer.
This post was edited on 9/26/14 at 12:19 pm
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Posted on 9/26/14 at 8:47 am to Landmass
Nice analogy
Posted on 9/26/14 at 8:47 am to Landmass
I took a dump in Mississippi once...I think it's still there...
Posted on 9/26/14 at 8:49 am to David Cornwell
quote:Did you not flush?
I took a dump in Mississippi once...I think it's still there...
Posted on 9/26/14 at 8:49 am to Landmass
Methinks you not know what analogy is
Posted on 9/26/14 at 8:50 am to Landmass
I lived in Miss for six years. And it's about as dumpy as you get. Outside of Madison, you can have the entire spoon fed, won't work, where is mine,sorry arse attitude and shove it. Enjoy.
Posted on 9/26/14 at 8:51 am to deltaland
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Methinks you not know what analogy is
I'm just following the template here: Mississippi Football Analogy
Posted on 9/26/14 at 8:51 am to whiskeyjohn
Rankin County is better
Posted on 9/26/14 at 8:51 am to Landmass
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Ole Miss Analogy
I drove to Memphis one time, and had to drive through Mississippi. One thing that amazed me is the general nothingness of the place. I had to piss on the side of the shitty road because there were no fricking gas stations or anything to be seen.
Posted on 9/26/14 at 8:52 am to Hardy_Har
lol... not even close buddy. That Madison mayor is the queen B.
Posted on 9/26/14 at 8:52 am to Funky Tide 8
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One thing that amazed me is the general nothingness of the place. I had to piss on the side of the shitty road because there were no fricking gas stations or anything to be seen.
It's basically the same size as Alabama with half the people.
Which means you have twice as many rednecks.
Posted on 9/26/14 at 8:54 am to Landmass
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I'm just following the template here: Mississippi Football Analogy
No, no you're not.
Also, a response thread?
Posted on 9/26/14 at 8:55 am to Hardy_Har
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I'm just following the template here: Mississippi Football Analogy
Yes except that was actually, you know, an analogy. Regardless, sweet response thread bro
Posted on 9/26/14 at 8:57 am to StopRobot
Quit replying to me and quoting someone else. That's so alabama..
Posted on 9/26/14 at 8:58 am to Landmass
You better worry about Memphis stealing Gameday Saturday week by kicking your azz.
Posted on 9/26/14 at 9:00 am to S.E.C. Crazy
Memphis gonna beat them Rebs Saturday.
Posted on 9/26/14 at 9:02 am to Landmass
That is more of a story
Posted on 9/26/14 at 9:02 am to Landmass
Pretty sure you'll find the same "analogy" with every other state.
Posted on 9/26/14 at 9:08 am to Landmass
Great post. Yep, you nailed the State of Alabama down pat. Mississippi and Georgia of course have homes that are truly masterpieces and rival anything in Beverly Hills or The Hamptons. 
Posted on 9/26/14 at 9:08 am to Landmass
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Landmass
Everyone's already ragged you for not knowing what an analogy is but are you actually serious? Where do you go through Alabama and actually see a lot of trailers. I've actually seen more trailers in northern states compared to the south.
Just saying. Odds are you've never actually been through or to Alabama though.
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