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Auburn fans, what is the point of Malzahn screaming at refs?
Posted on 9/26/14 at 12:22 am
Posted on 9/26/14 at 12:22 am
to go faster? he was all up in arms about the big 12 refs slowing him down against k-state
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thing is, auburn ran 3 more plays than they have been averaging this season and only .02 fewer plays per minute in that game, so the big 12 refs were not actually slowing auburn to any perceptible degree. So what exactly was he objecting to so vocally in the game? All the sideline histrionics and subsequent bitching about it have to server some purpose. My guess is he screeches at the refs in game to try and fluster them so they are so busy thinking about getting his hillbilly halitosis off of their necks for 2 seconds that they continue to miss the illegal motions, formations, and inelligible receivers down field etc ..that the barn's version of the hunh thrives on. And all the post game whining is to get the sec officials thinking in advance about what a bitch he is going to be if they even think about trying to do their jobs with consistency and fairness, as well as to provide an excuse for how shitty they looked against a team that was actually lined up on D. A a few unsportsmanlike penalties and an ejection or 2 are what he probably really needs.
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thing is, auburn ran 3 more plays than they have been averaging this season and only .02 fewer plays per minute in that game, so the big 12 refs were not actually slowing auburn to any perceptible degree. So what exactly was he objecting to so vocally in the game? All the sideline histrionics and subsequent bitching about it have to server some purpose. My guess is he screeches at the refs in game to try and fluster them so they are so busy thinking about getting his hillbilly halitosis off of their necks for 2 seconds that they continue to miss the illegal motions, formations, and inelligible receivers down field etc ..that the barn's version of the hunh thrives on. And all the post game whining is to get the sec officials thinking in advance about what a bitch he is going to be if they even think about trying to do their jobs with consistency and fairness, as well as to provide an excuse for how shitty they looked against a team that was actually lined up on D. A a few unsportsmanlike penalties and an ejection or 2 are what he probably really needs.
This post was edited on 9/26/14 at 12:23 am
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Posted on 9/26/14 at 12:25 am to narddogg81
Melt day: I lost count. Does someone have it? Btw, please don't feed the troll.
Posted on 9/26/14 at 12:28 am to narddogg81
10/10
Would leave this in my will for my children's children to see
Would leave this in my will for my children's children to see
Posted on 9/26/14 at 12:29 am to narddogg81
A Bama fan inquiring about a coach screaming at refs?
Posted on 9/26/14 at 12:29 am to BrerTiger
quote:No shite
A Bama fan inquiring about a coach screaming at refs?
Posted on 9/26/14 at 12:31 am to The Nino
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Said this a while ago... I expected Godwin to flip to us and Charlot to flip to LSU.
i know why saban screams at refs, and its not to go fast. am curious as to why malzahn does, if hes not being slowed
Posted on 9/26/14 at 12:35 am to BrerTiger
quote:This was the first thing to cross my mind til he started ranting about AU getting away with everything under the sun. I then realized he is either a complete idiot or trolling.
A Bama fan inquiring about a coach screaming at refs?
I like to believe humanity is still not too far gone
This post was edited on 9/26/14 at 12:38 am
Posted on 9/26/14 at 12:38 am to narddogg81
The SEC refs said before the season they were going to put the ball in play at their own pace, and would not allow the Malzahn's of the world to jump up and down scream and speed them up.
That league that KSU is in plays more fast spread offense, and the officials are used to the pace.
They could give a rip about Gus Malzahn bitching about them.
Gus is smart and is good at manipulating officials, speeding them up and getting away with illegal formations plays and infractions because the pace is too fast to catch them. I don't blame him for doing it, you do what you can get away with til they call it.(Linemen downfield, etc.)
That league that KSU is in plays more fast spread offense, and the officials are used to the pace.
They could give a rip about Gus Malzahn bitching about them.
Gus is smart and is good at manipulating officials, speeding them up and getting away with illegal formations plays and infractions because the pace is too fast to catch them. I don't blame him for doing it, you do what you can get away with til they call it.(Linemen downfield, etc.)
This post was edited on 9/26/14 at 12:40 am
Posted on 9/26/14 at 12:52 am to narddogg81
Sweet frick man, go to bed
Posted on 9/26/14 at 12:54 am to antibarner
The Melt is real
Posted on 9/26/14 at 12:57 am to polydorr
they struggled against sub par competition. he needed an excuse (other than 'good coaches learned how to defense my gimmicky attack') so he blamed officials.
any other coach would do the same thing.
any other coach would do the same thing.
Posted on 9/26/14 at 1:01 am to narddogg81
whats the point of reading your long arse post. Chances are its a weak arse attempt to talk shite to Auburn fans, all while making your own fanbase look insecure and pathetic
Posted on 9/26/14 at 1:08 am to YellowhammerLA
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gimmicky attack
You're a Bama fan right?
You reallllyy don't wanna go down this road
Posted on 9/26/14 at 1:32 am to NawlinsTiger9
please walk me down this road. i am very intimidated by all the extra letters you put in the word really.
Posted on 9/26/14 at 1:35 am to narddogg81
Can't tell if your random quote made this thread better or worse...
Posted on 9/26/14 at 2:06 am to The Nino
clipboard from recruiting threadPosted on 9/26/14 at 2:15 am to Kodar
15 melt on that.
Posted on 9/26/14 at 2:58 am to S.E.C. Crazy
BTW, Chris Davis is still running.Posted on 9/26/14 at 3:11 am to Kodar
quote:He is in Bama fans' heads.
Chris Davis is still running.
Posted on 9/26/14 at 6:13 am to Rabern57
It's comforting for me to know that the melt is still very real.
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