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Posted on 9/22/14 at 6:33 pm
Posted by KSGamecock
The Woodlands, TX
Member since May 2012
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Posted on 9/22/14 at 6:33 pm


Wah gwan bruddas an sistas!

Evah want to know jah future? De cards hold all de ansas. Post your questions 'ere for your free tarot card readen'!

This post was edited on 9/22/14 at 8:58 pm
Posted by AmericusDawg
Member since Oct 2012
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Posted on 9/22/14 at 6:34 pm to
Will my wife come off the goods tonight?
Posted by KSGamecock
The Woodlands, TX
Member since May 2012
22982 posts
Posted on 9/22/14 at 6:45 pm to
Greetens bruddah, I jes performed yah readen



De queen of cups is a strong feminine powa, de moon shows yah solitude and loneliness and de page of swords shows yah childishness and tendancy to onanism.

Yah woman will be to tiyad fah any nasty play, yah will use yah hand tonight.
This post was edited on 9/22/14 at 6:48 pm
Posted by Vols&Shaft83
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Member since Dec 2012
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Posted on 9/22/14 at 6:56 pm to
Will I be banned after this weekend?
Posted by KSGamecock
The Woodlands, TX
Member since May 2012
22982 posts
Posted on 9/22/14 at 7:04 pm to
Tank yah fah yah question bruddah, it does not look good.



De Knight of swords symbolizes yah quick an strong action on political mattas or with yah words. Judgement is a strong cahd an indicates a decesion about yah fate and a change thats soon to affect yah life. De Hanged Man is a burddah who has hanged himself and has cast his futuah in to de hands of othas. Yah may be banned soon, it seems likely.
This post was edited on 9/22/14 at 7:07 pm
Posted by BowlJackson
Birmingham, AL
Member since Sep 2013
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Posted on 9/22/14 at 7:17 pm to
Where is mizzoukillz?
Posted by Duke
Twin Lakes, CO
Member since Jan 2008
35606 posts
Posted on 9/22/14 at 7:27 pm to
Will I not fail my fluids exam?
Posted by KSGamecock
The Woodlands, TX
Member since May 2012
22982 posts
Posted on 9/22/14 at 7:28 pm to
quote:

Where is mizzoukillz?


Intahresting question.



De fool symbolizes a person who is strange and unconventional, unafraid of society. De Hierophant is a man or group who hold to faith and knowledge and seek to shape de world to day views while de Eight of Pentacles shows committed action and hard work to a goal.

Yah friend, mizzoukills, has gone to join de rudeboys at ISIS.
This post was edited on 9/22/14 at 7:29 pm
Posted by HamzooReb
Utah
Member since Mar 2013
11987 posts
Posted on 9/22/14 at 7:33 pm to
Is there a magical way to make Spring break hurry up?
Posted by KSGamecock
The Woodlands, TX
Member since May 2012
22982 posts
Posted on 9/22/14 at 7:38 pm to
Do not feah bruddah, de readen was favorable but depends on yah actions



De Seven of Wands symbolizes facing yah fears an trials no matta how unsure jah mite be.

De Wheel of Fortune indacates a great test is comen in yah future, one that ya may not be able ta control.

De six of swords an its boat on de wata shows de triumph of a rational mind ova the danjas of de unknown.

Ya will do well bruddah.
Posted by Duke
Twin Lakes, CO
Member since Jan 2008
35606 posts
Posted on 9/22/14 at 7:40 pm to
Right on.

Thou wisdom and foresight shall not be forgotten.
Posted by KSGamecock
The Woodlands, TX
Member since May 2012
22982 posts
Posted on 9/22/14 at 7:50 pm to
I cannot ansa dese kinds of questions, de cahds deal with de fate of de livin, not with de physics of space an time. So ask a question about yah self and de cahds can ansa. Jah bless.
Posted by Vols&Shaft83
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Member since Dec 2012
69895 posts
Posted on 9/22/14 at 7:51 pm to
Racist
Posted by StrawsDrawnAtRandom
Member since Sep 2013
21146 posts
Posted on 9/22/14 at 7:53 pm to
I went on a date this weekend but am having doubts on whether or not I should get romantically involved.

Oh wise friend of mine, please tell me if I should continue seeing her.
Posted by KSGamecock
The Woodlands, TX
Member since May 2012
22982 posts
Posted on 9/22/14 at 7:54 pm to
Ah sey one my bruddah. Don't let de dark powas of Babylon stress ya. All will be rite if ya trust in Jah.
This post was edited on 9/22/14 at 7:56 pm
Posted by HamzooReb
Utah
Member since Mar 2013
11987 posts
Posted on 9/22/14 at 7:54 pm to
Okay then will I pass next Statics test?
Posted by Gcockboi
Rock Hill
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Posted on 9/22/14 at 8:12 pm to
When will I get a qt gril friend?
Posted by KSGamecock
The Woodlands, TX
Member since May 2012
22982 posts
Posted on 9/22/14 at 8:12 pm to
quote:

I went on a date this weekend but am having doubts on whether or not I should get romantically involved.

Oh wise friend of mine, please tell me if I should continue seeing her.



Wa’ppun. Ere is de readen



De lovahs signifys a joining of two people in one love while de knight of wands is a 'ead strong man driven by emotion and feelin as he rushes into a new situation.

BUT BEWARE De Five of Pentacles is a most dangerous cahd. It shows upcoming misery and afflicting if ya plunge her glamity. You may follow yah heart with this new sista but be sure to wrap yah roostah.
This post was edited on 9/22/14 at 8:56 pm
Posted by Duke
Twin Lakes, CO
Member since Jan 2008
35606 posts
Posted on 9/22/14 at 8:15 pm to
quote:

You may follow yah heart with this new sista but be sure to wrap yah roostah.


This is good advice period.
Posted by Pavoloco83
Acworth Ga. too many damn dawgs
Member since Nov 2013
15347 posts
Posted on 9/22/14 at 8:16 pm to
quote:

Oh wise friend of mine, please tell me if I should continue seeing her.


only ifin yah senda pictures firs. Ya knows da fuggin rulez.
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