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Bert should retire from coaching

Posted on 9/22/14 at 2:52 pm
Posted by ColoradoAg03
Denver, CO
Member since Oct 2012
6110 posts
Posted on 9/22/14 at 2:52 pm
Studies show that eating more and weight gain in men may be linked to stress, specifically chronic stress.

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Chronic life stress seems to be associated with a greater preference for energy- and nutrient-dense foods, namely those that are high in sugar and fat. Evidence from longitudinal studies suggests that chronic life stress may be causally linked to weight gain, with a greater effect seen in men.


Let's look at the chronic stresses mentioned in this study and how they apply.

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Stressors can be short term (acute stress) or occur on a daily basis (chronic stress).


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Anxiety, depression, uneasiness, anger, apathy, and alienation are emotions that commonly accompany chronic stress



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Anxiety

aTm is next up on the schedule

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depression

He's fat.

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uneasiness

Being eternally bloated cannot be easy

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anger

Unranked through week 4

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apathy

Clearly unconcerned with his increasingly robust waist size.

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alienation

Conference wins want nothing to do with him.





It seems that his coaching career is extremely harmful to his health and it will only continue to degrade and a change in careers is the only way to decrease the stress that is causing his obesity. Health comes first above all. Maybe he should just buy a few Golden Corrals and let the money come in as he sits back and enjoys some fried chicken dipped under the chocolate fountain.
Posted by TheJones
Member since Nov 2009
33292 posts
Posted on 9/22/14 at 2:54 pm to
Yeah...but what about this? Has to reduce stress.

Posted by theenemy
Member since Oct 2006
13078 posts
Posted on 9/22/14 at 2:55 pm to
This is only funny in your head.
Posted by piggilicious
Member since Jan 2011
37295 posts
Posted on 9/22/14 at 2:55 pm to
it's a good thing he's losing weight then.

all's great in bert's world.

Posted by FleaMarketBill
Mayor of Wizard Township
Member since Apr 2010
12840 posts
Posted on 9/22/14 at 2:56 pm to
You wouldn't even get a participation ribbon at the Special Olympics with this shite.
Posted by Quidam65
Q Continuum
Member since Jun 2010
19307 posts
Posted on 9/22/14 at 3:10 pm to
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Yeah...but what about this? Has to reduce stress


LINK
Posted by VABuckeye
Naples, FL
Member since Dec 2007
35472 posts
Posted on 9/22/14 at 3:14 pm to
Apparently there's also a study that shows that fat men last longer in bed so at least he has that going for him.
Posted by Gradual_Stroke
Bee Cave, TX
Member since Oct 2012
20917 posts
Posted on 9/22/14 at 3:14 pm to
Bertholomew is corpulent
Posted by Fatbackhawg Pt Deux
Member since Aug 2013
240 posts
Posted on 9/22/14 at 3:17 pm to
Try less!
Posted by The Program
Member since Sep 2014
824 posts
Posted on 9/22/14 at 3:18 pm to
You're ROI on this particular thread is abysmal at best. Go back and try again.
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