Black Bear Reality / Perception

Guys, my head is full of this:



I hate to say it but Mississippi State has a great team this year. It seems like they've always had a good D that was constantly let down by shitty QB play but this year seems to be different.

I was watching Dak against LSU and I never once thought he was about to make a shitty play and cost them the game. I wish I could say the same about our QB (who is very talented but is still apt to cost us a game by playing like a retard).

That being said, I simply have no confidence in Bro or our shitty OL. Maybe it's the past clouding my view of our glorious future but I just can't get excited this team.

Our only hope is that the beloved shin-kicker of 2013 shows back up and finishes what he started.

I'm think I'm melting a little bit.

At least LSU sucks and no matter how successful State is, things like this will still happen:



and people like this will still represent your fanbase:



and your all-time record against every SEC school will still be:



not to mention the fact that you'd have to win the Egg Bowl 18 years in a row to pull even with big brother:



not to mention you're a fricking ag school:



not to mention your asshat coach still says things like this:

quote:

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"This was the biggest game in the history of Mobile, Alabama," said Mississippi State coach Dan Mullen. "Mississippi State is plastered as the biggest game in the history of this city and it was won by Mississippi State University. Not Auburn, not Alabama - Mississippi State."

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not to mention your shitty juvenile billboards:



and your shitty 6th-grade marketing department:



not to mention your shitty Sun Belt Adidas uniforms:



Hell, I feel better already.

frick tGrind. I hope you stay healthy. Thanksgiving weekend we comin' and there won't be any lube left on the shelves after we love LSU gently.

Damn, I'm ready. If you scared, go to church. There won't be no fricks to give in Oxford.