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SEC coaches ranked by IQ.

Posted on 9/22/14 at 12:07 pm
Posted by GumboPot
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Posted on 9/22/14 at 12:07 pm
How do you think the SEC coaches' cognitive abilities stack up in terms of IQ using this scale?

132 and above Very superior
121–131 Superior
111–120 High average
89–110 Average
79–88 Low average
68–78 Slow learner
67 or below Mentally retarded

My picks:

132 and above: No one.

121-131: No one.

111-120: in this order, Saban, Malzahn, Sumlin, Pinkel, Spurrier

89–110: in this order, Richt, Freeze, Stoops, Mason, Mullen, Miles, Jones, Bielema, Muschamp

79–88 No one.

68–78 No one.

67 or below, No one.

How would you rank them?


Posted by 870Hog
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Posted on 9/22/14 at 12:08 pm to
How lsu fans have fallen...
Posted by FightinTiga
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Posted on 9/22/14 at 12:08 pm to
Les too high
Posted by Nguyening
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Posted on 9/22/14 at 12:09 pm to
I'd say 2-3 are in the 121-131 range, maybe even 1 or 2 above 132...
Posted by piggilicious
Member since Jan 2011
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Posted on 9/22/14 at 12:09 pm to
quote:

121-131: No one.


i'm sure there's some that fit in there.

i was going to keep going but this thread is just too 67 or below for me.
Posted by LSU Patrick
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Posted on 9/22/14 at 12:09 pm to
quote:

1 or 2 above 132...


no
Posted by Macintosh504
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Posted on 9/22/14 at 12:09 pm to
LEs shoud be in the 70's
Posted by artompkins
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Posted on 9/22/14 at 12:10 pm to
I wouldn't put a guy with a national championship as low as Miles is on your list.
Posted by GIbson05
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Posted on 9/22/14 at 12:10 pm to
Just because LSU lost doesnt mean its already the off season..
Posted by GoldenDawg
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Posted on 9/22/14 at 12:10 pm to
Yep. Pretty clear the off season has already begun for LSU fan.
Posted by Tornado Alley
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Posted on 9/22/14 at 12:10 pm to
WTF is this shite?

Posted by RockyMtnTigerWDE
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Posted on 9/22/14 at 12:10 pm to
quote:

132 and above: No one.

121-131: No one.

111-120: in this order, Saban, Malzahn, Sumlin, Pinkel, Spurrier

89–110: in this order, Richt, Freeze, Stoops, Mason, Mullen, Miles, Jones, Muschamp

79–88 No one.

68–78 No one.

Buffet: Bielema,

67 or below, No one.

Posted by CharlesLSU
Member since Jan 2007
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Posted on 9/22/14 at 12:10 pm to
132 and above: Saban......results dictate this.

121-131: Malzahn, Sumlin

111-120: in this order, Pinkel, Spurrier

89–110: in this order, Richt, Freeze, Stoops, Mason, Mullen, Miles, Jones, Muschamp

79–88 Bielema

68–78 No one.

67 or below, No one
Posted by TexasAg13
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Posted on 9/22/14 at 12:10 pm to
Not sure how smart Freeze actually is, but he looks like a 67 or below.
Posted by FightinTiga
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Posted on 9/22/14 at 12:11 pm to
More luck than intelligence involved with that NC.
Posted by GumboPot
Member since Mar 2009
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Posted on 9/22/14 at 12:12 pm to
quote:

Les too high


What is being characterized as Les's stubbornness on the Tiger Rant actually be a low IQ?
Posted by piggilicious
Member since Jan 2011
37295 posts
Posted on 9/22/14 at 12:12 pm to
quote:

68–78 No one.

Buffet: Bielema,

67 or below, No one.



makes a lot of sense.
Posted by tkane311
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Posted on 9/22/14 at 12:14 pm to


My picks:

132 and above: Malzahn. Have been around a few MENSA members and he displays a lot of the same qualities. MILES. It wouldn't suprise me if he was 150+. Keep in mind...beautiful geniuses are the first ones to walk around frantically looking for keys they are already holding in their hand.

121-131: Saban, Pinkel, Spurrier, Sumlin, Mullen,

111-120: in this order, Richt, Stoops, Jones,

89–110: Muschamp

79–88 Beliema, Mason,

68–78 No one.

67 or below, Freeze

How would you rank them?
This post was edited on 9/22/14 at 12:17 pm
Posted by Nguyening
SEMO
Member since Jun 2013
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Posted on 9/22/14 at 12:14 pm to
quote:

1 or 2 above 132...


no



There are a lot of people with above 132 IQ without being super nerds or even necessarily doing much with their lives. From all accounts several of those coaches are very bright, wouldn't surprise me at all.
Posted by GumboPot
Member since Mar 2009
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Posted on 9/22/14 at 12:16 pm to
quote:

132 and above: Malzahn. Have been around a few MENSA members and he displays a lot of the same qualities. MILES. It wouldn't suprise me if he was 150+. Keep in mind...beautiful geniuses are the first ones to walk around frantically looking for keys they are already holding in their hand.



I could believe Malzahn. Miles? No.
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