Pondwater Jack is guaranteeing victory over Texas A&M

Shoot the messenger if you want, but as the legal representative of pwj, he wanted me to send this message ("massage" is what he called it)

Ole Jacks came up to Fayetteville last weekend for the game, without tickets, but he sat on the grassy knoll on the NE side of the stadium where you can see in for free. He had a whale of a time, got drunk and did actually get arrested for public intox during the 4th quarter. But since jail space is limited in Fayetteville, the cops booked him and then dropped him off at the Econo Lodge.

He was so excited, he went across the street to the Dollar General and bought a couple cartons of Epsom salt, and while he was back in the motel room soaking his feet in the salt, he had a revelation.

Arkansas will beat Texas A&M this week. Pondwater Jack guarantee.

Folks, Jack Blassingame is staking his reputation on this prediction. He said it's his "iron clad lock" of the week, and for the betters, he said take it as free money.

Lock



He said he'll be by here later to speak with you all on this matter. He asked me if I would be able to get dry ice going to smoke up his entrance back to the rant, but of course I told him that's not something that can be done on message boards. Not sure he understands, but anyway, he's stopping by soon.