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Posted on 9/21/14 at 10:17 pm
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Posted on 9/21/14 at 10:19 pm to asphinctersayswhat
Not what I egspected.
Posted on 9/21/14 at 10:34 pm to KSGamecock
I was coming to post this link. Here was one comment I saw on it. Pretty funny
"That's not an Anaconda. That's obviously the Nope Snake, which is indigenous to the frickthatplace River in Northern Imnevergoingthereistan."
"That's not an Anaconda. That's obviously the Nope Snake, which is indigenous to the frickthatplace River in Northern Imnevergoingthereistan."
Posted on 9/21/14 at 10:44 pm to asphinctersayswhat
Seeing that is like finding out great whites do get as big as jaws.
Posted on 9/21/14 at 10:51 pm to asphinctersayswhat
Posted on 9/21/14 at 11:03 pm to asphinctersayswhat
How do you say "Hey y'all watch this!" In Portuguese? 
Posted on 9/21/14 at 11:04 pm to asphinctersayswhat
jesus christ, do those people talk a lot.
Posted on 9/21/14 at 11:12 pm to asphinctersayswhat
So that's what a Brazilian redneck sounds like.
Posted on 9/22/14 at 12:32 am to asphinctersayswhat
Looks like it had just finished eating something and was resting so it's body could digest. I do feel bad for it a little because it was terrified and kept trying to get away from them.
Posted on 9/22/14 at 12:38 am to Henry Jones Jr
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Looks like it had just finished eating something
what gave it away?
Posted on 9/22/14 at 8:45 am to asphinctersayswhat
I would have given anything to either, (1) seen that thing get in the boat with them, or (2) seen a large cayman enter the fray somewhere.
Posted on 9/22/14 at 9:31 am to DownSouthJukin
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seen a large cayman enter the fray somewhere
Based on the size of the lump the snake was trying to digest, it may have...
Posted on 9/22/14 at 9:57 am to asphinctersayswhat
Thought this thread was going to be about the leaked pics of me again.
Posted on 9/22/14 at 11:22 pm to asphinctersayswhat
That thing was huge but damn that was some annoying commentary
lol
lol
Posted on 9/23/14 at 8:08 am to Henry Jones Jr
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I do feel bad for it a little because it was terrified and kept trying to get away from them.
There isn't a universe where I will feel bad for the 20-foot long nightmare fuel that just showed up in that video.
Posted on 9/23/14 at 8:37 am to asphinctersayswhat
So those frickers swim pretty fast then?
Posted on 9/23/14 at 8:42 am to StrawsDrawnAtRandom
With a full belly that fricker was scootin at a pretty good clip.
Imagine it hungry.
Imagine it hungry.
Posted on 9/23/14 at 8:50 am to Wanderin Reb
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With a full belly that fricker was scootin at a pretty good clip.
Imagine it hungry.
Nasty way to go.
frick ISIL, we need to eradicate anacondas and those who make songs about them.
Posted on 9/23/14 at 10:07 am to asphinctersayswhat
I just have 1 single question. Wtf did that thing eat?
Posted on 9/23/14 at 12:38 pm to asphinctersayswhat
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