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On this day after the AU-KSU game let's remember a great moment in troll history

Posted on 9/19/14 at 8:44 pm
Posted by KSGamecock
The Woodlands, TX
Member since May 2012
22982 posts
Posted on 9/19/14 at 8:44 pm
Because if we don't preserve our past, who will? From the last time an SEC team played the Wildcats:

THE RUSTLE HEARD ROUND THE WORLD

The year was 2011, it was December and tFlagship, #5 in the country, was at full sail and steaming into a January 6th bowl game against the Kansas State Wildcats...and that's where the fun began.

The master trolls at goEMAW.com (every man a wildcat) started it all:



it was quiet at first

quote:

Arkansas? WTF? I thought we were playing Alabama.

We are playing the one with more Walmarts.


quote:

it's a bowl game. we didn't schedule it and don't have a choice in the matter. i think most people know that and aren't going to hold it against us or whatever.


quote:

Classic lose-lose for us. If you fight the retard, you're a dick. If you decline, well you're a pussy who's afraid to fight a poor arse, inbred, methhead retard who lives near a giant walmart.


and probably would've gone unnoticed had the hog fans not barged in:



and the feeding frenzy began

quote:

Who taught it to read

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1st most racist

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Arkansas is so racist I'm surprised they don't call their track championships equestrian championships

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I think playing a school that's so outlandishly racist will certainly hurt our crystal clear image of a program. I mean, do black people even have rights there? Or jobs? Mizzou will fit in perfectly with those guys. Getting rid of them was definitely good for us.


and the hogs kept fueling the fire



The fine folks at hogville took offense




quote:

I read their boards and I was shocked. They need to educate themselves on Arkansas and the Razorbacks. I bet there is more money in NWA then in the entire state of Kansas. And the way they dog the SEC, idiots. LMBO at K State!!!


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I have honestly, after reading their garbage, never seen a more delusional (and uninformed) fan base.


...and it spiraled out of control for 196 pages and 330112 views.

We noticed it here LINK, and many a rantard was fooled:



But most of us got it:

Latarian: "that board trolled the frick out of the state of Arkansas today, 10 pm newscasts are even reporting what they did. troll job of the year"

Scruffy: "Ho. Lee. shite. That is some funny stuff."

Wishnitwas1998: "that stuff is HI-larious"

..and it just kept spinning and spinning and spinning.

Reddit: LINK
Colorado Board: LINK
Alabama board: LINK
Texas board: LINK
...and those are just from a simple google search.

It made the TV News in Arkansas and was even addressed by Arkansas Times editor Max Brantley.

After all of that you'd think the CFB world would've learned about those folks but no, they made the exact same thread against WVU less than a year later...and it spun for 113 pages.

So if you've ever wondered why Arkansas fans are the way they are, especially here on the Rant, look no further than this moment in history.

Relive the fun by reading it all for yourself.
Posted by Arkansas3000
Member since Jul 2014
24 posts
Posted on 9/19/14 at 8:50 pm to
Final score:

Arkansas 29
KState 16

So you are trumpeting a moral victory... Via a message board?

I guess that's expected for a program with a 10-2 season ceiling. Steve is already thinking of tee time at Augusta!
This post was edited on 9/19/14 at 8:52 pm
Posted by KSGamecock
The Woodlands, TX
Member since May 2012
22982 posts
Posted on 9/19/14 at 8:51 pm to
Still rustled, years later.
Posted by Arkansas3000
Member since Jul 2014
24 posts
Posted on 9/19/14 at 8:52 pm to
Yep. I wish we would have lost the game but looked good on a KsU message board lol

Great kicker BTW!!!
Posted by LSU1NSEC
Member since Sep 2007
17243 posts
Posted on 9/19/14 at 8:52 pm to
dang u bringing out all the arkansas alters
Posted by CNB
Columbia, SC
Member since Sep 2007
95870 posts
Posted on 9/19/14 at 8:53 pm to
Holy shite are you retarded?

quote:

I guess that's expected for a program with a 10-2 season ceiling. Steve is already thinking of tee time at Augusta!


You got these written down on flash cards or something? Welcome to hell bitch
Posted by TiptonInSC
Aiken, SC
Member since Dec 2012
18902 posts
Posted on 9/19/14 at 8:53 pm to
Posted by Weagle25
THE Football State.
Member since Oct 2011
46175 posts
Posted on 9/19/14 at 8:54 pm to
quote:

So you are trumpeting a moral victory... Via a message board?

and this little piggie is still mad about it
Posted by Robert Goulet
Member since Jan 2013
9999 posts
Posted on 9/19/14 at 9:03 pm to
quote:

Arkansas is so racist I'm surprised they don't call their track championships equestrian championships




Holy shite...I should probably feel bad for laughing so hard at that. Some funny frickers on that site.
This post was edited on 9/19/14 at 9:09 pm
Posted by BennyAndTheInkJets
Middle of a layover
Member since Nov 2010
5593 posts
Posted on 9/19/14 at 9:08 pm to
I mentioned this in another thread

It was glorious

They actually trolled an entire state
Posted by ShaneTheLegLechler
Member since Dec 2011
60119 posts
Posted on 9/19/14 at 9:50 pm to
Emaw is incredible. I was reading it last night and they had had a couple auburn posters chasing their tails.
Posted by OBReb6
Memphissippi
Member since Jul 2010
37676 posts
Posted on 9/19/14 at 9:54 pm to
Posted by MrAUTigers
Florida
Member since Sep 2013
28280 posts
Posted on 9/19/14 at 9:57 pm to
quote:

Emaw is incredible. I was reading it last night and they had had a couple auburn posters chasing their tails.


I read some stuff during the week on their site. They are good at what they do. They had some of our guys banging their heads against the wall. It was pretty comical.
Posted by geaux.home
North Shore
Member since Jan 2012
2666 posts
Posted on 9/19/14 at 10:00 pm to
It's been years, but you're still rustled up.
Posted by Wishnitwas1998
where TN, MS, and AL meet
Member since Oct 2010
58107 posts
Posted on 9/19/14 at 10:02 pm to
I personally am honored to be quoted in the OP
Posted by Foolish cock
South Cak
Member since Dec 2012
2529 posts
Posted on 9/19/14 at 10:10 pm to
That is some quality shite.
Posted by OBReb6
Memphissippi
Member since Jul 2010
37676 posts
Posted on 9/19/14 at 10:16 pm to
I Wouldnt have really expected K State of all schools to have a bunch of really successful trolls.

Then again, the larger more athletically dominant programs are largely filled with humorless twats who blow a gasket any time you post anything negative about their team
Posted by Ross
Member since Oct 2007
47824 posts
Posted on 9/19/14 at 10:25 pm to
The EMAW board is by far the funniest message board I have ever read. Those guys do it right.
Posted by BrerTiger
Valley of the Long Grey Cloud
Member since Sep 2011
21506 posts
Posted on 9/19/14 at 10:48 pm to
Missed this in 2011.

Thanks for posting.

Posted by Razorback Reverend
Member since Dec 2013
22713 posts
Posted on 9/19/14 at 10:59 pm to
it was a joy to beat them in the Cotton Bowl. The reactions of their fans after the loss was priceless...

Worth every single troll moment on that board.
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