Gumps aren't nearly as bad this year but it's only Wed

I've noticed that the number of Card Carrying Crazy Town Full Gumps is relatively low this year prior to our game. Then I remembered that it was only Wednesday and some of them, finding it difficult to breathe without thinking about it intensely (breathe in, spit, breathe out, spit, breathe, oh look Bubba, dat trucks gots a houndstoof A sticker, holler at em...RAAAALLLL TIDE ---Hey Billy Bob, you stopped breathing agin, oh shoot Bubba, thanks for 'mindin' me agin, breathe in, spit, breathe out, spit, hey Billy Bob, 'member that time Is drivin' and asked you to hold mah beer and said watch 'is, hold my beer) probably forgot to get riled up. I expect it to come.

I have a new strategy for the Full Gump types. I'm going to compliment the shite out of their school, fan base, intelligence, beautiful state, white sandy beaches, everything.

I think it will confuse the puss out of a few of their heads.

join if you care too instead of the typical pissing matches. Remember, you can never out Gump and Full Gump and one should never attempt to do so. It's dangerous to your IQ.