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So IM coaching a 5YO soccer team
Posted on 9/15/14 at 7:47 pm
Posted on 9/15/14 at 7:47 pm
Tonight in one single period*
-We committed 6 handballs
-The other team got a goal kick in front of our goal. With no blockers. Apparently to achieve this this, you have to basically commit 3 penalties/out of bounds in a row while the ball is not in play
- One of our kids got his head caught in his own net.
-The other team scored 3 goals in less than about 45 seconds. We were 1 vs 3 while our kids played out of bounds and chased dragonflies.
- One of our players ran away from the loose ball and took out his own goal from trying to get away.
Not in that quarter:
- one of my kids left in the 4th to get a hamburger. Walked off the field and got it and brought it to the sideline.
- mom of said kid tried to get him back out there so she could take pics. With the burger in hand.
- one of my kids chop blocked somebody. Ministers son incidently.
- one of my kids pushed the ref
- my son got told by a Vato that he better not score again. Or he'd "get him"
Watching MNF to get that out of my system.
* for the purists
-We committed 6 handballs
-The other team got a goal kick in front of our goal. With no blockers. Apparently to achieve this this, you have to basically commit 3 penalties/out of bounds in a row while the ball is not in play
- One of our kids got his head caught in his own net.
-The other team scored 3 goals in less than about 45 seconds. We were 1 vs 3 while our kids played out of bounds and chased dragonflies.
- One of our players ran away from the loose ball and took out his own goal from trying to get away.
Not in that quarter:
- one of my kids left in the 4th to get a hamburger. Walked off the field and got it and brought it to the sideline.
- mom of said kid tried to get him back out there so she could take pics. With the burger in hand.
- one of my kids chop blocked somebody. Ministers son incidently.
- one of my kids pushed the ref
- my son got told by a Vato that he better not score again. Or he'd "get him"
Watching MNF to get that out of my system.
* for the purists
This post was edited on 9/15/14 at 8:24 pm
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Posted on 9/15/14 at 7:49 pm to 3nOut
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soccer team
quote:
one single quarter:
pls step down.
Posted on 9/15/14 at 7:52 pm to diddydirtyAubie
The ref calls them that. I said period and they stared at me like I was foreign.
Posted on 9/15/14 at 7:52 pm to 3nOut
Is this an Upwards league?
Posted on 9/15/14 at 7:53 pm to 3nOut
How many are there?
Posted on 9/15/14 at 7:54 pm to CheeseburgerEddie
4 and no. Open league. **** upwards.
Posted on 9/15/14 at 7:54 pm to 3nOut
I wouldn't have the patience to coach kids that young.
Posted on 9/15/14 at 7:56 pm to 3nOut
Ok. Then you're in trouble. It sounded like my experience with Upward.
Posted on 9/15/14 at 8:00 pm to 3nOut
Go colts 
Posted on 9/15/14 at 8:00 pm to UMTigerRebel
I don't have patience for children period. I hate hate hate it when our office people bring their kids around and introduce them. There is always that awkward silence where the parents look at me and look at the kid expecting some sort of connection or interaction. Sorry, but I don't give a shite about your kid, and to be honest your kid probably doesn't want to have to interact with me either.
Posted on 9/15/14 at 8:03 pm to 3nOut
Honestly that sounds like you were successful. 5yo soccer is an absolute shitshow.
Posted on 9/15/14 at 8:07 pm to Duke
Hey duke, are you doing any fun math in school?
Posted on 9/15/14 at 8:07 pm to CheeseburgerEddie
Kids can be really fun, and they say some of the funniest things. I just couldn't coach that age group. I coached a competitive middle school cheerleading squad for years, and that's the youngest age I would be able to handle.
Posted on 9/15/14 at 8:09 pm to UMTigerRebel
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competitive middle school cheerleading squad
Go on...
Posted on 9/15/14 at 8:10 pm to UMTigerRebel
#TeamCheeseburgerEddie on this one.
Posted on 9/15/14 at 8:10 pm to Duke
quote:
5yo soccer is an absolute shitshow.
Yes it is.
Kinda pissed because the guy I coach with took the girls and that's 3 of the only 4 that have a level of awareness out there.
On the other hand.
3nout jr. scored 5 goals.
The other team scored 4.
All of their goals were in the 2nd. (The period/quarter detailed in the OP)
3nout jr. set out the 2nd
We won 5-4.
This post was edited on 9/15/14 at 8:11 pm
Posted on 9/15/14 at 8:10 pm to 3nOut
How did telling those parents about your past pervertedness go?
Posted on 9/15/14 at 8:11 pm to 3nOut
Lil messi in the making
Posted on 9/15/14 at 8:12 pm to CheeseburgerEddie
Schrodinger and his equation.
It's basically separation of variables and an Eigenvalue problem. Particle in a box bounds it at x=0 and a.
Easy stuff after some review. The rest of it is really easy right now. It won't be in a month.
It's basically separation of variables and an Eigenvalue problem. Particle in a box bounds it at x=0 and a.
Easy stuff after some review. The rest of it is really easy right now. It won't be in a month.
Posted on 9/15/14 at 8:13 pm to CheeseburgerEddie
Dammit Eddie.
I will say middle school girls can be some little bitches.
I will say middle school girls can be some little bitches.
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