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I'd like to create a Landmass only awards subset
Posted on 9/10/14 at 9:00 am
Posted on 9/10/14 at 9:00 am
and I'd like your input. These awards will be awarded by the posters of the two Landmass boards and will be awarded only to Landmass posters, outside of the few we delegate to non-Landmass posters.
Here are the awards I've thought of so far.
Jack Cristil Award
The most objective poster on either board. A real honor it would be to receive this prize.
Ed Orgeron Award
Most incoherent poster on either board.
sorantable Award
Awarded to the best sidewalk alumni poster.
engie Award
This is one of the crown jewels of the Landmass Awards and would be awarded to the most delusional and blisteringly hateful poster towards the other fanbase. This is an award to be sought after.
Haley Barbour Award
Awarded to the poster who most exemplifies the spirit of the Landmass in lifestyle and posting history.
William Faulkner Award
Awarded, every year, to our favorite Modernist herald, raymondmercer.
Eudora Welty Award
Awarded to the poster with the best content in his or her posts, whether it be writing style, humor, etc.
Gene Taylor Award
Awarded to a non-Landmass poster who best exemplifies the spirit of the Landmass, like our great former Congressman.
ACTA Award (Tornado Alley and REBEL5 AC)
This multi-poster award is given to the two or more Landmass posters who often post in tandem, troll as a team, or come to one another's defense. Deference is given to team posters who rustle non-Landmass jimmies. Nominees must be called "gay," "butt buddies," "Aggies," or the like at least five times during an evaluation period.
The RebelGator Award
Awarded to the Landmass poster who, generally speaking, is most likely to be in a pissy mood, either temporarily (for the evaluation period) or permanently. RebelGator is not allowed to win this award.
The Rebman601 Award
Awarded to the worst Landmass poster whose threads and posts add almost no informational, comic, etc. value to tRant.
The Golden Magnolia
Awarded to the best Landmass poster using any positive criteria applicable. The most sought after award for Landmass posters.
Any more suggestions? I'd like to make this a seasonal thing, with the awards being given at the end of the foosball season and the evaluation period starting in August of the next year.
I bet this thread gets shat on with the quickness.
Here are the awards I've thought of so far.
Jack Cristil Award
The most objective poster on either board. A real honor it would be to receive this prize.
Ed Orgeron Award
Most incoherent poster on either board.
sorantable Award
Awarded to the best sidewalk alumni poster.
engie Award
This is one of the crown jewels of the Landmass Awards and would be awarded to the most delusional and blisteringly hateful poster towards the other fanbase. This is an award to be sought after.
Haley Barbour Award
Awarded to the poster who most exemplifies the spirit of the Landmass in lifestyle and posting history.
William Faulkner Award
Awarded, every year, to our favorite Modernist herald, raymondmercer.
Eudora Welty Award
Awarded to the poster with the best content in his or her posts, whether it be writing style, humor, etc.
Gene Taylor Award
Awarded to a non-Landmass poster who best exemplifies the spirit of the Landmass, like our great former Congressman.
ACTA Award (Tornado Alley and REBEL5 AC)
This multi-poster award is given to the two or more Landmass posters who often post in tandem, troll as a team, or come to one another's defense. Deference is given to team posters who rustle non-Landmass jimmies. Nominees must be called "gay," "butt buddies," "Aggies," or the like at least five times during an evaluation period.
The RebelGator Award
Awarded to the Landmass poster who, generally speaking, is most likely to be in a pissy mood, either temporarily (for the evaluation period) or permanently. RebelGator is not allowed to win this award.
The Rebman601 Award
Awarded to the worst Landmass poster whose threads and posts add almost no informational, comic, etc. value to tRant.
The Golden Magnolia
Awarded to the best Landmass poster using any positive criteria applicable. The most sought after award for Landmass posters.
Any more suggestions? I'd like to make this a seasonal thing, with the awards being given at the end of the foosball season and the evaluation period starting in August of the next year.
I bet this thread gets shat on with the quickness.
This post was edited on 9/10/14 at 11:16 am
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Posted on 9/10/14 at 9:17 am to Tornado Alley
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engie Award
This is one of the crown jewels of the Landmass Awards and would be awarded to the most delusional and blisteringly hateful towards other fanbases. This is an award to be sought after.
EABOD
Engie is a great poster who makes y'all look, feel and seem like retards on the reg. It's only fun to y'all to call him a delusional homer because he's gut wrenching you with facts..
Posted on 9/10/14 at 9:17 am to Tornado Alley
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I bet this thread gets shat on with the quickness.
You're most likely correct.
Posted on 9/10/14 at 9:17 am to Hardy_Har
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Engie is a great poster who makes pank look, feel and seem like a retard on the reg. It's only fun to y'all to call him a delusional homer because he's gut wrenching pank with facts..
FIFY
GFY, too.
This post was edited on 9/10/14 at 9:18 am
Posted on 9/10/14 at 9:19 am to Tornado Alley
That's a lot of time you spent there, just to get one little dig in at engie.
Posted on 9/10/14 at 9:19 am to DynastyDawg
I'd rather it be called the Pivey award FWIW
Posted on 9/10/14 at 9:20 am to DynastyDawg
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That's a lot of time you spent there, just to get one little dig in at engie.
I'd seriously like to do the awards. I even posted this on the Rebel Rant.
Yes, it was a dig at engie but that wasn't my original intention. It came to me mid-post.
Posted on 9/10/14 at 9:21 am to UMRealist
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I'd rather it be called the Pivey award FWIW
This is a democratic society.
If it receives enough votes, it shall be named the pivey Award.
I still don't know why you hate him so much though.
Posted on 9/10/14 at 9:22 am to Tornado Alley
Y'all wish you had an Engie, and I'm real glad you don't. .
This thread is on par with a yeast infection.
This thread is on par with a yeast infection.
Posted on 9/10/14 at 9:24 am to UMRealist
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I'd rather it be called the Pivey award FWIW
Posted on 9/10/14 at 9:25 am to Hardy_Har
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Y'all wish you had an Engie, and I'm real glad you don't.
Naa brah. I'm very glad we don't have a delusional asshat whose word is taken as gold on our board.
Blind leading the blind.
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This thread is on par with a yeast infection.
Then GTFO
Posted on 9/10/14 at 9:25 am to DynastyDawg
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UMRealist
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DynastyDawg
When did I miss the pivey hate train or are we still joking about hating him?
Posted on 9/10/14 at 9:26 am to Tornado Alley
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Then GTFO
#ourboard homo.. DWI
Posted on 9/10/14 at 9:28 am to Hardy_Har
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#ourboard homo.. DWI
Cool.
Posted on 9/10/14 at 9:29 am to Tornado Alley
Add a Tornado Alley Award and I'll play along..
Posted on 9/10/14 at 9:31 am to Hardy_Har
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Add a Tornado Alley Award and I'll play along..
Give me some criteria and I'll add it?
I can make fun of myself.
Posted on 9/10/14 at 9:32 am to Hardy_Har
I think engie is a good poster and a great debater. I wouldn't go as far as saying that he always brings hard facts, he's just clever enough to cloak his arguments in a fashion that are hard to disprove, which again makes him a great debater.
There have been things he has said before that I knew I could at least argue and possibly even disprove, but once I started I realized how much data I would have to compile and gave up.
His only problem is he often looks at variables in a vacuum
There have been things he has said before that I knew I could at least argue and possibly even disprove, but once I started I realized how much data I would have to compile and gave up.
His only problem is he often looks at variables in a vacuum
This post was edited on 9/10/14 at 10:39 am
Posted on 9/10/14 at 9:32 am to Tornado Alley
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Give me some criteria and I'll add it?
I can make fun of myself.
Posted on 9/10/14 at 9:33 am to OBReb6
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think engie is a good poster and a great debater. I wouldn't go as far as saying that he always brings hard facts, he's just clever enough to cloak his arguments in a fashion that are hard to disprove, which again makes him a great debater.
I'm half trolling TA because I know he hates the hell out of Engie.
Posted on 9/10/14 at 9:34 am to Hardy_Har
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