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Graffiti from Pompeii

Posted on 9/8/14 at 5:12 pm
Posted by Yellerhammer5
Member since Oct 2012
10850 posts
Posted on 9/8/14 at 5:12 pm
Graffiti from Pompeii

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Weep, you girls. My penis has given you up. Now it penetrates men’s behinds. Goodbye, wondrous femininity!


quote:

I screwed the barmaid


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Defecator, may everything turn out okay so that you can leave this place


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O walls, you have held up so much tedious graffiti that I am amazed that you have not already collapsed in ruin.


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Chie, I hope your hemorrhoids rub together so much that they hurt worse than when they every have before!


Tough crowd.
Posted by genro
Member since Nov 2011
61788 posts
Posted on 9/8/14 at 5:26 pm to
No wonder MAGMA smote them
Posted by Wanderin Reb
Gallifrey
Member since Jun 2013
10738 posts
Posted on 9/8/14 at 6:07 pm to
Damn I wish I had seen this before we went there. Would have been fun to look for some of these.

P.S. - It's one of the coolest places you can ever visit. Do it if you get the chance.
Posted by jbond
Atlanta
Member since Jun 2012
4938 posts
Posted on 9/8/14 at 6:23 pm to
quote:

No wonder MAGMA smote them


Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
90393 posts
Posted on 9/8/14 at 6:30 pm to
Things like this always amaze me. People haven't changed one bit....this is just like the bathroom stall writing you see. Civilized modern society my arse
Posted by CtotheVrzrbck
WeWaCo
Member since Dec 2007
37538 posts
Posted on 9/8/14 at 6:43 pm to
Theophilus is an animal!!!












quote:

Theophilus, don’t perform oral sex on girls against the city wall like a dog

Posted by genro
Member since Nov 2011
61788 posts
Posted on 9/8/14 at 6:57 pm to
I got a downvote. In five short words, I made a pun, an inside joke, and also ironically invoked religion and homophobia. I challenge whoever downvoted me to create a five-word joke that works on so many levels.
This post was edited on 9/8/14 at 6:58 pm
Posted by kilo
Member since Oct 2011
27419 posts
Posted on 9/8/14 at 11:11 pm to
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Apollinaris, the doctor of the emperor Titus, defecated well here


Well done Apollinaris.

This post was edited on 9/8/14 at 11:13 pm
Posted by TheDrunkenTigah
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2011
17302 posts
Posted on 9/8/14 at 11:22 pm to
quote:

VIII.2 (in the basilica); 1882: The one who buggers a fire burns his penis


Truth
Posted by CrimsonTideMD
Member since Dec 2010
6925 posts
Posted on 9/8/14 at 11:47 pm to
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Two friends were here. While they were, they had bad service in every way from a guy named Epaphroditus. They threw him out and spent 105 and half sestertii most agreeably on whores.




Spring Break MDXLVIII
This post was edited on 9/8/14 at 11:49 pm
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