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Why on earth do people here say Bert instead of Bret ?

Posted on 9/2/14 at 2:38 pm
Posted by JEAUXBLEAUX
Bayonne, NJ
Member since May 2006
55358 posts
Posted on 9/2/14 at 2:38 pm
Do people in Arkansas always get his name wrong or is this is all a big joke? or is expecting him to win in the SEC the joke?
Posted by skrangeo
DFW
Member since Sep 2011
553 posts
Posted on 9/2/14 at 2:38 pm to
Bert's fat
Posted by Rig
BHM
Member since Aug 2011
41856 posts
Posted on 9/2/14 at 2:38 pm to
Did ya know he's fat?
Posted by The_Joker
Winter Park, Fl
Member since Jan 2013
16316 posts
Posted on 9/2/14 at 2:38 pm to
Fat
Posted by TTsTowel
RIP Bow9den/Coastie
Member since Feb 2010
91639 posts
Posted on 9/2/14 at 2:39 pm to
FAT

AS

frick
Posted by Warrior Poet
Living Rent-Free in Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2011
7954 posts
Posted on 9/2/14 at 2:39 pm to
Posted by sawfiddle
New Hope, Alabama
Member since Aug 2008
5713 posts
Posted on 9/2/14 at 2:39 pm to
Because he looks more like a Bert than a Bret. Bert McGillicuddy or something. Looks like he works on cars in his driveway for a living.
Posted by piggidyphish
Birmingham
Member since Jul 2009
18880 posts
Posted on 9/2/14 at 2:39 pm to
trolling a fanbase when their 'best' troll posters are banned.

Shame on you.
Posted by fontell
Montgomery
Member since Sep 2006
4444 posts
Posted on 9/2/14 at 2:39 pm to
Brat--wurst coach in SEC.
Posted by tilco
Spanish Fort, AL
Member since Nov 2013
13459 posts
Posted on 9/2/14 at 2:40 pm to
Because boobs

Posted by Dr RC
The Money Pit
Member since Aug 2011
58028 posts
Posted on 9/2/14 at 2:41 pm to
quote:

trolling a fanbase when their 'best' troll posters are banned.


Did StoneHog get the boot?

If not, piggie trolling season shall remain open!
Posted by five_fivesix
Y’all
Member since Aug 2012
13834 posts
Posted on 9/2/14 at 2:42 pm to
Posted by Swoopin
Member since Jun 2011
22030 posts
Posted on 9/2/14 at 2:42 pm to
I'll be honest, my "Bert is fat" jokes during the offseason were in relative ignorance. Did it based on a couple gif's and viral photos.

When I saw again just how fat he was in that little jumpsuit Saturday, I totally get it
This post was edited on 9/2/14 at 2:43 pm
Posted by CGSC Lobotomy
Member since Sep 2011
79892 posts
Posted on 9/2/14 at 2:43 pm to
Because he's fat.
Posted by Jobu93
Cypress TX
Member since Sep 2011
19188 posts
Posted on 9/2/14 at 2:46 pm to
quote:

Brat--wurst coach in SEC.


Awesome and highly underrated.
Posted by roadGator
Member since Feb 2009
139685 posts
Posted on 9/2/14 at 2:47 pm to
Fat MFer is fat, that's why.
Posted by Stonehog
Platinum Rewards Club
Member since Aug 2011
33326 posts
Posted on 9/2/14 at 2:50 pm to
quote:

trolling a fanbase when their 'best' troll posters are banned.


Did StoneHog get the boot?


That's high praise.
Posted by parkjas2001
Gustav Fan Club: Consigliere
Member since Feb 2010
45000 posts
Posted on 9/2/14 at 2:51 pm to
pussy
Posted by allin2010
Auburn
Member since Aug 2011
18149 posts
Posted on 9/2/14 at 2:58 pm to
When he met his wife in Vegas, he used Bert... It is his alter...
Posted by skrangeo
DFW
Member since Sep 2011
553 posts
Posted on 9/2/14 at 3:01 pm to
Fat Bert was the only SEC coach wearing a poncho on the sidelines this weekend
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