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Psychological Advice for Fellow Dawg Fans
Posted on 8/29/14 at 8:35 am
Posted on 8/29/14 at 8:35 am
Before the season starts I'm rendering psychological advice for fellow dawg fans because I don't want any nuts to embarrass us as a whole, like that crazy Alabama fan did to his fellow Alabama fans when he poisoned a tree.
Remember that football is just a game. It is not your life. Your favorite team is being played by kids aged 18-23. Most of you don't know any of them personally. Try to recall how erratic you were when you were that age.
Most importantly, remember that just because the Georgia Bulldogs aren't number 1, that doesn't mean you are not number 1.
So repeat after me...The Georgia Bulldogs may not be number 1, but I (fill in the blank with your name) am number 1.
You can still enjoy the elation when the Georgia Bulldogs win, but if they lose repeat the above paragraph over and over until it sinks in.
SERENITY NOW!
Remember that football is just a game. It is not your life. Your favorite team is being played by kids aged 18-23. Most of you don't know any of them personally. Try to recall how erratic you were when you were that age.
Most importantly, remember that just because the Georgia Bulldogs aren't number 1, that doesn't mean you are not number 1.
So repeat after me...The Georgia Bulldogs may not be number 1, but I (fill in the blank with your name) am number 1.
You can still enjoy the elation when the Georgia Bulldogs win, but if they lose repeat the above paragraph over and over until it sinks in.
SERENITY NOW!
Posted on 8/29/14 at 8:39 am to samson'sseed
Go frick yourself in the arse with a nail bat
Posted on 8/29/14 at 8:55 am to Sandwich
You definitely need a psychologist.
Posted on 8/29/14 at 9:02 am to samson'sseed
While what you present is sound advice for the objective sports fan, what you are missing is: LINK
Posted on 8/29/14 at 9:06 am to Sandwich
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Go frick yourself in the arse with a nail bat
Now that is funny
Posted on 8/29/14 at 9:21 am to samson'sseed
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So repeat after me...The Georgia Bulldogs may not be number 1, but I (fill in the blank with your name) am number 1.
Posted on 8/29/14 at 9:33 am to samson'sseed
You know this thread is a spoof right?
Funny and pathetic poking fun at our generaly percieved notion that our non student fanbase is hohum and fair weather based.
At least thats what paul harvey said.
Funny and pathetic poking fun at our generaly percieved notion that our non student fanbase is hohum and fair weather based.
At least thats what paul harvey said.
Posted on 8/29/14 at 9:57 am to Spaceman Spiff
You wouldn't think that was so funny, if you actually tried to do that.
It's not funny...it's just sadistic,ugly, and hostile.
It's not funny...it's just sadistic,ugly, and hostile.
Posted on 8/29/14 at 10:22 am to samson'sseed
Not a surprising post coming from samsonsessedeseeeded. What he fails to recognize is that this is the e-world and what he says don't mean shite. On here, we all act like we can poison trees and get away with it, but in reality we won't
Posted on 8/29/14 at 11:50 am to samson'sseed
Just for you, seed...
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