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Who is the most embarassing player to play in the SEC
Posted on 8/27/14 at 3:21 pm
Posted on 8/27/14 at 3:21 pm
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Just a few recent candidates:
Marshall Henderson - white trash
Stephen Garcia - drunk
Honey Badger - can't quit smoking fake weed
Aaron Hernandez - murderer/sociopath
Jared Lorenzen - fatass
JFF - degenerate
Cam - laptop thief
AJ McCarron - chest tat / cries on national tv
Riley Cooper - kenny chesney fan
Mettenberger - pervert
Jeremy Hill - sexual assailant
Jarrett Lake - animal abuser
Michael Sam - uncomfortable to be around in the showers
The guys in the Vandy rape case
James Franklin - won't take his pain killers
Kenny Hill - Can't hold his cranberry vodkas without passing out in a park
Has to be one of the above but I'm sure there are several other candidates I'm overlooking.
Leader Board
Jake Holland - 10
Aaron Hernandez/Urban Meyer - 7
Tebow - 4
Marshall Henderson - 2
Vandy Rape Crew - 2
Michael Henig - 1
Carnie Norris - 1
McCarron - 1
Jordan Jefferson - 1
Michael Dyer - 1
Ryan Mallett - 1
Jimmy Johns - 1
Chris Capps - 1 & an honorable mention
DJ Hall
Cecil Collins
Still 1 day and 1 hour left
Just a few recent candidates:
Marshall Henderson - white trash
Stephen Garcia - drunk
Honey Badger - can't quit smoking fake weed
Aaron Hernandez - murderer/sociopath
Jared Lorenzen - fatass
JFF - degenerate
Cam - laptop thief
AJ McCarron - chest tat / cries on national tv
Riley Cooper - kenny chesney fan
Mettenberger - pervert
Jeremy Hill - sexual assailant
Jarrett Lake - animal abuser
Michael Sam - uncomfortable to be around in the showers
The guys in the Vandy rape case
James Franklin - won't take his pain killers
Kenny Hill - Can't hold his cranberry vodkas without passing out in a park
Has to be one of the above but I'm sure there are several other candidates I'm overlooking.
Leader Board
Jake Holland - 10
Aaron Hernandez/Urban Meyer - 7
Tebow - 4
Marshall Henderson - 2
Vandy Rape Crew - 2
Michael Henig - 1
Carnie Norris - 1
McCarron - 1
Jordan Jefferson - 1
Michael Dyer - 1
Ryan Mallett - 1
Jimmy Johns - 1
Chris Capps - 1 & an honorable mention
DJ Hall
Cecil Collins
This post was edited on 8/27/14 at 4:39 pm
Posted on 8/27/14 at 3:22 pm to Mootsman
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Aaron Hernandez - murderer/sociopath
Posted on 8/27/14 at 3:22 pm to SouthOfSouth
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Marshall Henderson
Agreed
Posted on 8/27/14 at 3:24 pm to Mootsman
The answer is Jake Holland, and it isn't even close.
Reason?
Reason?
Posted on 8/27/14 at 3:26 pm to Mootsman
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The guys in the Vandy rape case
Posted on 8/27/14 at 3:26 pm to Mootsman
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Aaron Hernandez - murderer/sociopath
But you should add Urban Meyer to the list Moots ... for so many reasons.
Posted on 8/27/14 at 3:27 pm to Mootsman
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Aaron Hernandez - murderer/sociopath
How do you top that?
Posted on 8/27/14 at 3:28 pm to CockInYourEar
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How do you top that?
Some people wouldn't find it embarassing but more, idk, terrifying.
Posted on 8/27/14 at 3:28 pm to Mootsman
I see you listed AJ for crying, but no Tim Tebow....
Posted on 8/27/14 at 3:28 pm to GoCrazyAuburn
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The answer is Jake Holland, and it isn't even close.
read thread topic and went looking for Jake Holland gifs
Posted on 8/27/14 at 3:29 pm to Mootsman
Jake Holland has to be up there.
Posted on 8/27/14 at 3:30 pm to Mootsman
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Honey Badger - can't quit smoking weed
it was synthetic
Posted on 8/27/14 at 3:30 pm to scrooster
Carnie Norris would have to rank up there.
I saw him play some six times in high school, what a talent. Then he got a ton of yards at Georgia, even as 34's backup.
Tons of times in jail and a prison stretch.
I saw him play some six times in high school, what a talent. Then he got a ton of yards at Georgia, even as 34's backup.
Tons of times in jail and a prison stretch.
Posted on 8/27/14 at 3:31 pm to Mootsman
I will use the "neighbor test" on this one.
Michael Sam would be a great neighbor and would improve property values.
Hernandez gang bangs and murders and that's not fun to live next door to.
JFF would play his music loudly and probably get into fights in the skreet.
I'm going to have to go with Hernandez being a murderer.
Michael Sam would be a great neighbor and would improve property values.
Hernandez gang bangs and murders and that's not fun to live next door to.
JFF would play his music loudly and probably get into fights in the skreet.
I'm going to have to go with Hernandez being a murderer.
Posted on 8/27/14 at 3:33 pm to Mootsman
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Marshall Henderson - white trash
Gets my vote.
But I would add... Tim Tebow - Messiah complex thrust upon his sensitive, virgin shoulders. Also crys a lot. And sucks at football...
Posted on 8/27/14 at 3:34 pm to ChiTownBammer
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I see you listed AJ for crying, but no Tim Tebow....
I liked AJ a lot but Tebow was 10 times the athlete and player AJ was so he gets a pass.
Posted on 8/27/14 at 3:36 pm to Mootsman
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AJ McCarron - chest tat / cries on national tv
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