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I propose Harvey Updyke gets his own fishing show
Posted on 8/26/14 at 7:04 pm
Posted on 8/26/14 at 7:04 pm
In the Bible Belt, we are about forgiveness and redemption.
Now it'd be easy if we ever had to forgive the likes of Bill Dance or Roland Martin, because they are so likeable.
But the best display of Southern forgiveness is not to love those that are easy to love. It's to take those who are hurting, who have been provoked by cheaters into doing things they regret, and making them whole again.
This is why I will stop at nothing until I see to it that Harvey Updyke gets his own fishing show. And I need your help SECRANT.
Imagine waking up on a calm Saturday morning before the football talk gets going good on TV. Taking some coffee and a cigarette and watching ole Harvey speak calmly and politely while he and a television guest quietly pull in a few biguns. The birds whistling, the quiet "clunk" of the lure dropping into the lake, and hearing Harvey speak softly about who he really is. A great guy. Loves his mother and the south and God.
A rejuvenated spirit for all of America to see. A feel good story for our children to emulate. A righteous man not opposed to speaking openly about spewing lukewarm cheaters of his mouth, all while on a search for truth and righteousness.
Roland Martin had it easy because he had the looks of Gary Busey. Bill Dance had it easy because Steve Spurrier's father Shirley Spurrier pulled some strings for him.
Let's support those like ole Harvey who didn't have it easy. A fishing show is not too much to ask.
Now it'd be easy if we ever had to forgive the likes of Bill Dance or Roland Martin, because they are so likeable.
But the best display of Southern forgiveness is not to love those that are easy to love. It's to take those who are hurting, who have been provoked by cheaters into doing things they regret, and making them whole again.
This is why I will stop at nothing until I see to it that Harvey Updyke gets his own fishing show. And I need your help SECRANT.
Imagine waking up on a calm Saturday morning before the football talk gets going good on TV. Taking some coffee and a cigarette and watching ole Harvey speak calmly and politely while he and a television guest quietly pull in a few biguns. The birds whistling, the quiet "clunk" of the lure dropping into the lake, and hearing Harvey speak softly about who he really is. A great guy. Loves his mother and the south and God.
A rejuvenated spirit for all of America to see. A feel good story for our children to emulate. A righteous man not opposed to speaking openly about spewing lukewarm cheaters of his mouth, all while on a search for truth and righteousness.
Roland Martin had it easy because he had the looks of Gary Busey. Bill Dance had it easy because Steve Spurrier's father Shirley Spurrier pulled some strings for him.
Let's support those like ole Harvey who didn't have it easy. A fishing show is not too much to ask.
Posted on 8/26/14 at 7:08 pm to Harry Rex Vonner
Go check the basketball recruiting rankings and see what SEC school is ahead of Duke and UNC
Posted on 8/26/14 at 7:13 pm to AUCE05
AUsomething or other, I'm just one man trying to stand up for what's right.
I don't believe that Bruce Pearl continuing the tradition of Aubie cheating is relevant here, and frankly I'm surprised that you embrace sin as much as you do.
I don't believe that Bruce Pearl continuing the tradition of Aubie cheating is relevant here, and frankly I'm surprised that you embrace sin as much as you do.
Posted on 8/26/14 at 7:30 pm to Harry Rex Vonner
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Loves his mother and the south and God.
Harvey's a lifelong (almost) Texan. He is a godless, poorly educated heathen. He can't be forgiven for that.
Posted on 8/26/14 at 7:32 pm to Evolved Simian
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Harvey's a lifelong (almost) Texan. He is a godless, poorly educated heathen. He can't be forgiven for that.
A Vandy fan finally. I've been on here almost a year and you're the first one I've seen.
I like you guys.
Posted on 8/26/14 at 7:37 pm to AUCE05
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Go check the basketball recruiting rankings and see what SEC school is ahead of Duke and UNC
shhhhhh, harvey will spike 80df our court.
Posted on 8/26/14 at 7:45 pm to MrAUTigers
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shhhhhh, harvey will spike 80df our court.
judge not that ye be not judged sinner
Posted on 8/26/14 at 8:01 pm to Harry Rex Vonner
You need better bait
Posted on 8/26/14 at 8:03 pm to MrAUTigers
What is the court made of? Curious minds are curious.
Posted on 8/26/14 at 8:18 pm to nc14
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What is the court made of? Curious minds are curious.
Good to see you Bammer
how excited are you at the prospect of Harvey getting the fishing show?
Posted on 8/26/14 at 8:20 pm to Harry Rex Vonner
This probably sounded a lot better in your head.
Posted on 8/26/14 at 8:24 pm to Harry Rex Vonner
He's too fricking stupid to know how to fish. What a jackass Updyke is.
Posted on 8/26/14 at 8:27 pm to Harry Rex Vonner
And the 1st person I thought of
Posted on 8/26/14 at 8:29 pm to AUbused
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This probably sounded a lot better in your head.
See, you're just being the jealous hateful brother of the prodigal son there
Go read your Bible and come back in here with a better attitude next time
Posted on 8/26/14 at 8:36 pm to Rebel Land Shark
Rebel, that's the spirit.
I imagine Bill would love to help ole Harvey out on a few initial episodes.
I imagine Bill would love to help ole Harvey out on a few initial episodes.
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