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Our team is fat
Posted on 8/25/14 at 6:40 am
Posted on 8/25/14 at 6:40 am
taking on the persona of our head coach:
We bout to road grade.
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@DannyWest1: #Arkansas' five starters on the offensive line average 319.6 pounds per man. Only four NFL teams have a bigger starting OL.
We bout to road grade.
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Posted on 8/25/14 at 6:44 am to PorkSammich
Ew
Posted on 8/25/14 at 6:50 am to PorkSammich
Beliema turning Petrinos players fat.
Posted on 8/25/14 at 6:52 am to PorkSammich
Fat, slow and stupid is no way to go through life.
Posted on 8/25/14 at 6:57 am to PorkSammich
What's the height average, somewhere between 6'6" and 6'7"?
I know we have a 6'10" (Skipper) and 6'7" (Cook), other guys are around 6'4" to 6'5" I think
I know we have a 6'10" (Skipper) and 6'7" (Cook), other guys are around 6'4" to 6'5" I think
Posted on 8/25/14 at 6:58 am to trackem
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Fat, slow and stupid is no way to go through life.
Posted on 8/25/14 at 6:58 am to PorkSammich
Hot Pockets.
Posted on 8/25/14 at 7:01 am to Jobu93
Making the 2nd half of the game easy on opponents as your fatass lineman suck wind from being out of shape
0-8, version 2.0
0-8, version 2.0
Posted on 8/25/14 at 7:03 am to PorkSammich
I thought he was concerned about player safety. 
Posted on 8/25/14 at 7:15 am to wartiger2004
Jen's sisters must be getting all tingly down below.
Posted on 8/25/14 at 7:33 am to SoFla Tideroller
Anyone know if Montravious Adams likes pancakes?
Posted on 8/25/14 at 7:36 am to trackem
Too fat Billy Bob! Too slow and dumb!
Posted on 8/25/14 at 7:37 am to PorkSammich
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We bout to buffet.
FIFY
Posted on 8/25/14 at 7:39 am to PorkSammich
How're y'all gonna run the HUNH? We're all supposed to be doing that these days.
Posted on 8/25/14 at 7:43 am to PorkSammich
Fwiw, auburn will probably start the biggest four man front in the league on Saturday.... Certainly the largest I can remember AU ever playing.... and Adams probably won't start.
This is as deep and experienced a DL I can remember. Should be a great matchup.
This is as deep and experienced a DL I can remember. Should be a great matchup.
This post was edited on 8/25/14 at 7:44 am
Posted on 8/25/14 at 7:45 am to PorkSammich
Y'all will be so winded and tired by the 4th
Posted on 8/25/14 at 7:50 am to parkjas2001
FYI, and just to interrupt the incessant flow of brilliant fat jokes (no, seriously. You guys should go on the road.)...
Pittman has said that he will probably play 8 guys on the OL in the first game. Sebastian Tretola (JUCO) and Cameron Jefferson (3 yr starter for UNLV; all conference out there) are still fighting for spots in the starting lineup. The other guy is probably Frank Ragnow, freshman C.
Rotation = less tired. Just in case you couldn't put those two together.
Pittman has said that he will probably play 8 guys on the OL in the first game. Sebastian Tretola (JUCO) and Cameron Jefferson (3 yr starter for UNLV; all conference out there) are still fighting for spots in the starting lineup. The other guy is probably Frank Ragnow, freshman C.
Rotation = less tired. Just in case you couldn't put those two together.
Posted on 8/25/14 at 8:01 am to PorkSammich
quote:
We bout to road grade.
An all you can eat Chinese Buffet
Posted on 8/25/14 at 8:05 am to ocelot4ark
Yes, I anticipate a slow, even rotation throughout the game.
Although I believe "rotisserie" would be a more appropriate description.
Although I believe "rotisserie" would be a more appropriate description.
Posted on 8/25/14 at 8:06 am to PorkSammich
I think it was like 2010 or 2011 where our OL was bigger than every other college and NFL OL.
It didn't work so well.
It didn't work so well.
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