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Berts Five Edges
Posted on 8/24/14 at 8:20 am
Posted on 8/24/14 at 8:20 am
Arkansas players have Berts 5 edges on the back of their dorm room doors. he believes these are critical to a successful program. What say tRant?
1. There is no such thing as too much pie.
2. Never EVER put ketchup on a hotdog. Mustard only.
3. Gravy is life.
4. You can overcome any adversity through use of a fry daddy.
5. High quality toilet paper is key to a good bowel movement.
1. There is no such thing as too much pie.
2. Never EVER put ketchup on a hotdog. Mustard only.
3. Gravy is life.
4. You can overcome any adversity through use of a fry daddy.
5. High quality toilet paper is key to a good bowel movement.
Posted on 8/24/14 at 8:22 am to Pavoloco83
I don't know if this thread is true or not, but I agree with the list.
This post was edited on 8/24/14 at 8:34 am
Posted on 8/24/14 at 8:23 am to WDE24
He actually does have 5 edges on the back of the dorm room doors.
Posted on 8/24/14 at 8:23 am to Pavoloco83
Bert doesn't know what an edge is. Try this:
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Bert's Five Obtuses
Posted on 8/24/14 at 8:36 am to Pavoloco83
This isn't as funny as you think it is.
Posted on 8/24/14 at 8:44 am to pioneerbasketball
Is this an attempt to say that the op is drunk?
Posted on 8/24/14 at 8:55 am to Pavoloco83
Don't skimp on your toilet paper. Shop quality instead of price. You'll be glad.
Posted on 8/24/14 at 9:19 am to Pavoloco83
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4. You can overcome any adversity through use of a fry daddy.
I lol'd
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