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Posted on 8/23/14 at 12:07 pm
Posted on 8/23/14 at 12:07 pm
So a Chinese guy goes to the eye doctor because he is having trouble seeing.
AFter examination, the doctor tells him he has a cataract.
Chinese man replies "No, I have a Lincoln Continental"
AFter examination, the doctor tells him he has a cataract.
Chinese man replies "No, I have a Lincoln Continental"
Posted on 8/23/14 at 12:10 pm to deltaland
What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
Nacho Cheese!
Nacho Cheese!
Posted on 8/23/14 at 12:35 pm to diddydirtyAubie
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No idea (supposed to say it like no eye deer)
No idea (supposed to say it like no eye deer)
This post was edited on 8/23/14 at 12:36 pm
Posted on 8/23/14 at 12:38 pm to CheeseburgerEddie
What does a snail say when he is on the back of a turtle?
WEEeeeeeeeeeee!!!
WEEeeeeeeeeeee!!!
Posted on 8/23/14 at 12:45 pm to NATidefan
I don't get it??????????????????
Posted on 8/23/14 at 12:48 pm to deltaland
A duck walks into a bar, and orders a drink. When he's finished, he says 'put it on my bill'
Posted on 8/23/14 at 12:52 pm to Rebel Land Shark
What do you call a boomerang that does not come back?
A stick
Posted on 8/23/14 at 12:54 pm to deltaland
Did you know a proton has mass?
I didn't know they were catholic.
I didn't know they were catholic.
Posted on 8/23/14 at 12:56 pm to CNB
Did you here about the guy who lost his whole left side? He’s alright now!
Posted on 8/23/14 at 12:56 pm to deltaland
How many gingers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two
Two
Posted on 8/23/14 at 1:01 pm to CheeseburgerEddie
What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter?
Pumpkin Pi
Pumpkin Pi
Posted on 8/23/14 at 1:03 pm to Person of interest
What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor?
Make me one with everything.
Make me one with everything.
Posted on 8/23/14 at 1:05 pm to Person of interest
One day I went fishing just for the halibut.
Posted on 8/23/14 at 1:14 pm to deltaland
Where do ghosts and goblins spend their summers ?
Lake Erie
Lake Erie
Posted on 8/23/14 at 1:30 pm to reggierayreb
What's a dentists favorite time?
2:30 (tooth irty)
2:30 (tooth irty)
Posted on 8/23/14 at 1:32 pm to deltaland
What's a pirates favorite letter?
(ARRRRR)
You may think its R but it's actually the C!
(ARRRRR)
You may think its R but it's actually the C!
Posted on 8/23/14 at 1:34 pm to CNB
Knock knock
Who's there
Boo
Boo who
Why are you crying
Who's there
Boo
Boo who
Why are you crying
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