Is "joe dirt" the most underrated comedy of all time

So you're gonna tell me that you don't have no black cats, no Roman Candles, or screaming mimis?

No.

Oh come on, man. You got no lady fingers, fuzz buttles, snicker bombs, church burners, finger blasters, gut busters, zippity do das, or crap flappers?

No, I don't.

You're gonna stand there, ownin' a fireworks stand, and tell me you don't have no whistlin' bungholes, no spleen splitters, whisker biscuits, honkey lighters, hoosker doos, hoosker don'ts, cherry bombs, nipsy daisers, with or without the scooter stick, or one single whistlin' kitty chaser?
No, because snakes and sparklers are the only ones I like.

Well that might be your problem, it's not what you like, it's the consumer.

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whistlin' kitty chaser

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I've heard these under a different name in good ole mississippi

Kinda the same concept as Brazilian nuts. Some ignorant folks don't even know of anything else to call them

Quotes for days

You're my sister, you're my sister.

I hear people

"Def Leppard sucks" is a line I use to my brothers all of the time.

Very underrated. Best thing David Spade ever did.

I guess I'm the minority because I hate the movie; I can't change the channel fast enough when it's on Cc. I liked it in middle school though

I just think it's similar to Larry the Cable Guy humor, ie forced redneck "humor" that dumbs down jokes


frick me right

ya like to see homos naked?