Critique your own fans here

Arkansas has some of the greatest fans in America, but our worst fan demographic, whatever percent that is, is probably the worst in America.

Simply stated, I wish some of our fans would be attacked by a hoard of bats.

The two worst SEC fans I've ever seen were Arkansas fans. One was in Atlanta in 2006. After Florida beat us, he was still talking trash, yelling trash, while dressed what I believe was Mardi Gras gear. I would compare his looks to the punk on the gif flipping off people on TV at the Cal NIT basketball game. But much worse than that fagot.

The other was a 32-year-old or so wanna-still-be-a-frat-boy fricking fatass hurling insults at A&M fans last year in Razorback Stadium. He was surrounded by some buddies who had to be embarrassed, since they were protected by being in a closeby section that was separated from the fans he was heckling. A&M was winning. The 300 or so A&M fans who turned to look at him basically just had a facial expression of feeling sorry for the guy's mother type stuff.

Summing this all up, some of our fans just aren't well traveled. But those aren't the bad ones. The bad ones are the ones who "feel well traveled," because if they've taken a fricking vacation to fricking Gulf Shores last month, they're going to tell you about it. Loudly. So everyone else can hear. fricking Gulf Shores.

And then of course we have the Arkansas fans who will root for Auburn in a week because their bedrooms are filled with well used Gus Dildos.

Anyway, again, our top 70% are great.





Ole Miss, you're up.