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Wishn's weekly old southern white man lunch thread

Posted on 8/21/14 at 12:00 pm
Posted by Wishnitwas1998
where TN, MS, and AL meet
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Posted on 8/21/14 at 12:00 pm
Some of you will recall a few weeks ago I started a thread talking about my otherwise intelligent Grandad believing everything that is written on FB that is bad about democrats/Obama/weed/those damn hippies .

Well the same grandad has lunch with 7 or 8 of his same aged buddies every Thursday and since my new job is within a mile of where they eat I have joined them the last couple of weeks

Anyways it never fails that all these old men do is talk about how much Obama is a Muslim or sucks or is ruining this country or how Muslims suck so I figured I would give y'all a weekly update of ridiculous things they say

This week's current leader in the clubhouse is the quote " Mohammad is the most popular name now given in England and the Muslims are taking it over"

Idk if that's the most popular name currently in the UK but I find it hard to believe

When I pointed out that a long, long time ago there was a large Muslim population in France that the Europeans drove out someone spoke up and said, "well they've already take. Over France" then another wise man said "and the U.S. Is next

So this thread is a work in progress but I hope I can help share some of my weekly entertainment with y'all.
This post was edited on 8/21/14 at 12:03 pm
Posted by Wishnitwas1998
where TN, MS, and AL meet
Member since Oct 2010
58082 posts
Posted on 8/21/14 at 12:02 pm to
Oh and a few weeks ago I was told I was a flaming liberal that had been brainwashed by the media (I'm quite conservative) when I politely objected to the statement "Sarah Palin is smarter than 90% of the people in Washington"
Posted by Aubie Spr96
lolwut?
Member since Dec 2009
41032 posts
Posted on 8/21/14 at 12:08 pm to
Old People are Right Sometimes


Is this like a SECot thread like "shite My Dad Says"?
This post was edited on 8/21/14 at 12:10 pm
Posted by UMRealist
Member since Feb 2013
35360 posts
Posted on 8/21/14 at 12:09 pm to
Mohammed is the most popular name in the world and has been for a long time I believe
This post was edited on 8/21/14 at 12:11 pm
Posted by jbond
Atlanta
Member since Jun 2012
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Posted on 8/21/14 at 12:15 pm to
I love the idea behind this thread.
Posted by Wishnitwas1998
where TN, MS, and AL meet
Member since Oct 2010
58082 posts
Posted on 8/21/14 at 12:16 pm to
Yes

And I know Mohammad is the most popular name in the world but idk about just in England


And they are right more than they are wrong it's just when they are wrong, they are so very wrong
This post was edited on 8/21/14 at 12:17 pm
Posted by We_Need_Cam
America
Member since Sep 2012
2410 posts
Posted on 8/21/14 at 12:16 pm to
Your grandad and his friends sound awesome. You sound like you suck.

Brainwashed hippie boy
Posted by The Spleen
Member since Dec 2010
38865 posts
Posted on 8/21/14 at 12:17 pm to
Old white men in the South HATE Obama. It's really funny sometimes.
Posted by Wishnitwas1998
where TN, MS, and AL meet
Member since Oct 2010
58082 posts
Posted on 8/21/14 at 12:21 pm to
Apparently Fox News is the only news channel reporting that the officer that killed Michael brown had a broken jaw "you won't hear that in the mainstream media"

Now they are telling john Wayne stories


Disclaimer: can't share the best parts of this particular lunch bc it might get me banned
Posted by Wishnitwas1998
where TN, MS, and AL meet
Member since Oct 2010
58082 posts
Posted on 8/21/14 at 12:25 pm to
One of them just suggested that marijuanna might have made michael brown more aggressive given Him something that I can only describe as retard strength

Know how I know he's never smoked weed?
Posted by Carolina Tide
Atlanta
Member since Jul 2013
5747 posts
Posted on 8/21/14 at 12:27 pm to
quote:

Apparently Fox News is the only news channel reporting that the officer that killed Michael brown had a broken jaw "you won't hear that in the mainstream media"


But isn't Fox News part of the Mainstream Media?
Posted by Wishnitwas1998
where TN, MS, and AL meet
Member since Oct 2010
58082 posts
Posted on 8/21/14 at 12:29 pm to
Kinda what I was thinkin........

But then again from what I gather from Mrs. Palin, it's called the LAMEstream media
This post was edited on 8/21/14 at 12:30 pm
Posted by Rebelgator
Pripyat Bridge
Member since Mar 2010
39543 posts
Posted on 8/21/14 at 12:31 pm to
quote:

Muslims suck


Well, yeah.
Posted by randomways
North Carolina
Member since Aug 2013
12988 posts
Posted on 8/21/14 at 12:45 pm to
There are two kinds of old Southern white men:

1) the awesome kind, the ones who teach you about huntin', barbecue, and whorin'. They've lived a good life, don't get too upset about the little things, and will be out on a muddy backroad on a rainy Monday morning at 2 AM to help pull your truck out of a ditch before heading home to get an hour of sleep before work.

2) the kind that will believe literally fricking anything just so long as it reinforces their prejudices.

The first kind spends time on the Internet looking at pictures of his grandkids. He may not know what "http" stands for, but he knows how to point and click, and that's enough. The second kind has literally more viruses on his computer than a leprous Ebola victim covered in bubonic pustules because he spends all his time clicking every link that he believes Jesus sent his way to warn him about the dangers of progress. If there's an exclamation mark at the end, that's just Jesus' way of saying "This article from The Blaze will someday be in the new edition of the Bible I'm working on."
Posted by Wishnitwas1998
where TN, MS, and AL meet
Member since Oct 2010
58082 posts
Posted on 8/21/14 at 12:49 pm to
Well lunch is over, back to work

Next weeks thread should be better as I started this one about halfway through
Posted by FourThreeForty
Member since May 2013
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Posted on 8/21/14 at 12:53 pm to
quote:

Well lunch is over, back to work



Posted by NIH
Member since Aug 2008
112526 posts
Posted on 8/21/14 at 12:56 pm to
Strap a go pro to yourself next week and bring a friend, introduce him as your life partner to everyone.
Posted by Wishnitwas1998
where TN, MS, and AL meet
Member since Oct 2010
58082 posts
Posted on 8/21/14 at 12:59 pm to
It would take awhile to explain what the go pro is
















And my "partner" as well I suppose
Posted by The Spleen
Member since Dec 2010
38865 posts
Posted on 8/21/14 at 1:03 pm to
quote:

There are two kinds of old Southern white men:

1) the awesome kind, the ones who teach you about huntin', barbecue, and whorin'. They've lived a good life, don't get too upset about the little things, and will be out on a muddy backroad on a rainy Monday morning at 2 AM to help pull your truck out of a ditch before heading home to get an hour of sleep before work.

2) the kind that will believe literally fricking anything just so long as it reinforces their prejudices.

The first kind spends time on the Internet looking at pictures of his grandkids. He may not know what "http" stands for, but he knows how to point and click, and that's enough. The second kind has literally more viruses on his computer than a leprous Ebola victim covered in bubonic pustules because he spends all his time clicking every link that he believes Jesus sent his way to warn him about the dangers of progress. If there's an exclamation mark at the end, that's just Jesus' way of saying "This article from The Blaze will someday be in the new edition of the Bible I'm working on."


Pretty much spot on.
Posted by cokebottleag
I’m a Santos Republican
Member since Aug 2011
24028 posts
Posted on 8/21/14 at 1:28 pm to
quote:


Anyways it never fails that all these old men do is talk about how much Obama is a Muslim or sucks or is ruining this country or how Muslims suck so I figured I would give y'all a weekly update of ridiculous things they say



He isn't a Muslim, he's an atheist/secular humanist.

quote:

This week's current leader in the clubhouse is the quote " Mohammad is the most popular name now given in England and the Muslims are taking it over"

Idk if that's the most popular name currently in the UK but I find it hard to believe


Well, England has a large population of Muslims (primarily in London and other urban centers), and Mohammad is the most popular name among Muslims. Hyde Park is Eggplant city, I have been there. And if you don't know what an eggplant is, you've probably not spent much time in the middle east.

Currently 12% of Parliament's MPs are Muslim IIRC, and the percentage hasn't been on the down swing. While that doesn't sound like a lot, there is a significant amount of immigration into England from Africa and the middle east, both illegal and legal. Combined with much higher birth rates for the Muslim immigrant populations, and you have very real fears by Ethnic Anglos of having the culture and identity of their nation changed to accommodate the populations coming in.

Mass migrations of people which permanently change the make-up and culture of an area are frequent throughout history, modern included. Kosovo was ethnically Serbian only a hundred years ago, but because of large scale illegal immigration by Albanians in the 19th and 20th centuries, it is now stripped of its Serbian identity and even nationality. The same can be said for Cyprus and Israel. Texas itself is a great example of this in the 19th century, when the Mexican state of Texas was overrun by legal and illegal anglo immigrants that changed the dominant culture and ethnic make-up of Texas. The entire process of North American colonization should be a warning to anyone who thinks a nation can accept large amounts of culturally alien immigrants and not be completely re-made into the immigrant culture, or at the very least severely effected by it.

Honestly, you sound very ignorant of the causes and very real consequences of large scale immigration.
This post was edited on 8/21/14 at 1:30 pm
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