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Wishn's weekly old southern white man lunch thread
Posted on 8/21/14 at 12:00 pm
Posted on 8/21/14 at 12:00 pm
Some of you will recall a few weeks ago I started a thread talking about my otherwise intelligent Grandad believing everything that is written on FB that is bad about democrats/Obama/weed/those damn hippies .
Well the same grandad has lunch with 7 or 8 of his same aged buddies every Thursday and since my new job is within a mile of where they eat I have joined them the last couple of weeks
Anyways it never fails that all these old men do is talk about how much Obama is a Muslim or sucks or is ruining this country or how Muslims suck so I figured I would give y'all a weekly update of ridiculous things they say
This week's current leader in the clubhouse is the quote " Mohammad is the most popular name now given in England and the Muslims are taking it over"
Idk if that's the most popular name currently in the UK but I find it hard to believe
When I pointed out that a long, long time ago there was a large Muslim population in France that the Europeans drove out someone spoke up and said, "well they've already take. Over France" then another wise man said "and the U.S. Is next
So this thread is a work in progress but I hope I can help share some of my weekly entertainment with y'all.
Well the same grandad has lunch with 7 or 8 of his same aged buddies every Thursday and since my new job is within a mile of where they eat I have joined them the last couple of weeks
Anyways it never fails that all these old men do is talk about how much Obama is a Muslim or sucks or is ruining this country or how Muslims suck so I figured I would give y'all a weekly update of ridiculous things they say
This week's current leader in the clubhouse is the quote " Mohammad is the most popular name now given in England and the Muslims are taking it over"
Idk if that's the most popular name currently in the UK but I find it hard to believe
When I pointed out that a long, long time ago there was a large Muslim population in France that the Europeans drove out someone spoke up and said, "well they've already take. Over France" then another wise man said "and the U.S. Is next
So this thread is a work in progress but I hope I can help share some of my weekly entertainment with y'all.
This post was edited on 8/21/14 at 12:03 pm
Posted on 8/21/14 at 12:02 pm to Wishnitwas1998
Oh and a few weeks ago I was told I was a flaming liberal that had been brainwashed by the media (I'm quite conservative) when I politely objected to the statement "Sarah Palin is smarter than 90% of the people in Washington"
Posted on 8/21/14 at 12:08 pm to Wishnitwas1998
Old People are Right Sometimes
Is this like a SECot thread like "shite My Dad Says"?
Is this like a SECot thread like "shite My Dad Says"?
This post was edited on 8/21/14 at 12:10 pm
Posted on 8/21/14 at 12:09 pm to Wishnitwas1998
Mohammed is the most popular name in the world and has been for a long time I believe
This post was edited on 8/21/14 at 12:11 pm
Posted on 8/21/14 at 12:15 pm to Wishnitwas1998
I love the idea behind this thread.
Posted on 8/21/14 at 12:16 pm to Aubie Spr96
Yes
And I know Mohammad is the most popular name in the world but idk about just in England
And they are right more than they are wrong it's just when they are wrong, they are so very wrong
And I know Mohammad is the most popular name in the world but idk about just in England
And they are right more than they are wrong it's just when they are wrong, they are so very wrong
This post was edited on 8/21/14 at 12:17 pm
Posted on 8/21/14 at 12:16 pm to Wishnitwas1998
Your grandad and his friends sound awesome. You sound like you suck.
Brainwashed hippie boy
Brainwashed hippie boy
Posted on 8/21/14 at 12:17 pm to Wishnitwas1998
Old white men in the South HATE Obama. It's really funny sometimes.
Posted on 8/21/14 at 12:21 pm to The Spleen
Apparently Fox News is the only news channel reporting that the officer that killed Michael brown had a broken jaw "you won't hear that in the mainstream media"
Now they are telling john Wayne stories
Disclaimer: can't share the best parts of this particular lunch bc it might get me banned
Now they are telling john Wayne stories
Disclaimer: can't share the best parts of this particular lunch bc it might get me banned
Posted on 8/21/14 at 12:25 pm to Wishnitwas1998
One of them just suggested that marijuanna might have made michael brown more aggressive given Him something that I can only describe as retard strength
Know how I know he's never smoked weed?
Know how I know he's never smoked weed?
Posted on 8/21/14 at 12:27 pm to Wishnitwas1998
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Apparently Fox News is the only news channel reporting that the officer that killed Michael brown had a broken jaw "you won't hear that in the mainstream media"
But isn't Fox News part of the Mainstream Media?
Posted on 8/21/14 at 12:29 pm to Carolina Tide
Kinda what I was thinkin........
But then again from what I gather from Mrs. Palin, it's called the LAMEstream media
But then again from what I gather from Mrs. Palin, it's called the LAMEstream media
This post was edited on 8/21/14 at 12:30 pm
Posted on 8/21/14 at 12:31 pm to Wishnitwas1998
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Muslims suck
Well, yeah.
Posted on 8/21/14 at 12:45 pm to Wishnitwas1998
There are two kinds of old Southern white men:
1) the awesome kind, the ones who teach you about huntin', barbecue, and whorin'. They've lived a good life, don't get too upset about the little things, and will be out on a muddy backroad on a rainy Monday morning at 2 AM to help pull your truck out of a ditch before heading home to get an hour of sleep before work.
2) the kind that will believe literally fricking anything just so long as it reinforces their prejudices.
The first kind spends time on the Internet looking at pictures of his grandkids. He may not know what "http" stands for, but he knows how to point and click, and that's enough. The second kind has literally more viruses on his computer than a leprous Ebola victim covered in bubonic pustules because he spends all his time clicking every link that he believes Jesus sent his way to warn him about the dangers of progress. If there's an exclamation mark at the end, that's just Jesus' way of saying "This article from The Blaze will someday be in the new edition of the Bible I'm working on."
1) the awesome kind, the ones who teach you about huntin', barbecue, and whorin'. They've lived a good life, don't get too upset about the little things, and will be out on a muddy backroad on a rainy Monday morning at 2 AM to help pull your truck out of a ditch before heading home to get an hour of sleep before work.
2) the kind that will believe literally fricking anything just so long as it reinforces their prejudices.
The first kind spends time on the Internet looking at pictures of his grandkids. He may not know what "http" stands for, but he knows how to point and click, and that's enough. The second kind has literally more viruses on his computer than a leprous Ebola victim covered in bubonic pustules because he spends all his time clicking every link that he believes Jesus sent his way to warn him about the dangers of progress. If there's an exclamation mark at the end, that's just Jesus' way of saying "This article from The Blaze will someday be in the new edition of the Bible I'm working on."
Posted on 8/21/14 at 12:49 pm to Rebelgator
Well lunch is over, back to work
Next weeks thread should be better as I started this one about halfway through
Next weeks thread should be better as I started this one about halfway through
Posted on 8/21/14 at 12:53 pm to Wishnitwas1998
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Well lunch is over, back to work
Posted on 8/21/14 at 12:56 pm to Wishnitwas1998
Strap a go pro to yourself next week and bring a friend, introduce him as your life partner to everyone.
Posted on 8/21/14 at 12:59 pm to NIH
It would take awhile to explain what the go pro is
And my "partner" as well I suppose
And my "partner" as well I suppose
Posted on 8/21/14 at 1:03 pm to randomways
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There are two kinds of old Southern white men:
1) the awesome kind, the ones who teach you about huntin', barbecue, and whorin'. They've lived a good life, don't get too upset about the little things, and will be out on a muddy backroad on a rainy Monday morning at 2 AM to help pull your truck out of a ditch before heading home to get an hour of sleep before work.
2) the kind that will believe literally fricking anything just so long as it reinforces their prejudices.
The first kind spends time on the Internet looking at pictures of his grandkids. He may not know what "http" stands for, but he knows how to point and click, and that's enough. The second kind has literally more viruses on his computer than a leprous Ebola victim covered in bubonic pustules because he spends all his time clicking every link that he believes Jesus sent his way to warn him about the dangers of progress. If there's an exclamation mark at the end, that's just Jesus' way of saying "This article from The Blaze will someday be in the new edition of the Bible I'm working on."
Pretty much spot on.
Posted on 8/21/14 at 1:28 pm to Wishnitwas1998
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Anyways it never fails that all these old men do is talk about how much Obama is a Muslim or sucks or is ruining this country or how Muslims suck so I figured I would give y'all a weekly update of ridiculous things they say
He isn't a Muslim, he's an atheist/secular humanist.
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This week's current leader in the clubhouse is the quote " Mohammad is the most popular name now given in England and the Muslims are taking it over"
Idk if that's the most popular name currently in the UK but I find it hard to believe
Well, England has a large population of Muslims (primarily in London and other urban centers), and Mohammad is the most popular name among Muslims. Hyde Park is Eggplant city, I have been there. And if you don't know what an eggplant is, you've probably not spent much time in the middle east.
Currently 12% of Parliament's MPs are Muslim IIRC, and the percentage hasn't been on the down swing. While that doesn't sound like a lot, there is a significant amount of immigration into England from Africa and the middle east, both illegal and legal. Combined with much higher birth rates for the Muslim immigrant populations, and you have very real fears by Ethnic Anglos of having the culture and identity of their nation changed to accommodate the populations coming in.
Mass migrations of people which permanently change the make-up and culture of an area are frequent throughout history, modern included. Kosovo was ethnically Serbian only a hundred years ago, but because of large scale illegal immigration by Albanians in the 19th and 20th centuries, it is now stripped of its Serbian identity and even nationality. The same can be said for Cyprus and Israel. Texas itself is a great example of this in the 19th century, when the Mexican state of Texas was overrun by legal and illegal anglo immigrants that changed the dominant culture and ethnic make-up of Texas. The entire process of North American colonization should be a warning to anyone who thinks a nation can accept large amounts of culturally alien immigrants and not be completely re-made into the immigrant culture, or at the very least severely effected by it.
Honestly, you sound very ignorant of the causes and very real consequences of large scale immigration.
This post was edited on 8/21/14 at 1:30 pm
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