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Ebola is officially on the streets in the US

Posted on 8/21/14 at 8:02 am
Posted by PrivatePublic
Member since Nov 2012
17848 posts
Posted on 8/21/14 at 8:02 am
Ebola patient being released

Though technically not infectious by the normal means of rapid spreading, if this dude wanted he could frick some prostitutes and possibly bring this country to it's knees.

Posted by MontyFranklyn
T-Town
Member since Jan 2012
23830 posts
Posted on 8/21/14 at 8:02 am to
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if this dude wanted he could frick some prostitutes and possibly bring this country to it's knees
Posted by Gnar Cat21
Piña Coladaburg
Member since Sep 2009
16836 posts
Posted on 8/21/14 at 8:04 am to
Oh noz
Posted by Henry Jones Jr
Member since Jun 2011
68437 posts
Posted on 8/21/14 at 8:15 am to
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Though technically not infectious by the normal means of rapid spreading, if this dude wanted he could frick some prostitutes and possibly bring this country to it's knees.

I imagine he's going to be under HEAVY surveillance.
Posted by sorantable
Member since Dec 2008
48693 posts
Posted on 8/21/14 at 8:39 am to
Posted by auggie
Opelika, Alabama
Member since Aug 2013
27799 posts
Posted on 8/21/14 at 8:49 am to
wait... I thought somebody had to frick a monkey to get ebola
Posted by BillyBobPorkin
Stump Toe, Ar
Member since May 2014
1082 posts
Posted on 8/21/14 at 9:28 am to
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if this dude wanted he could frick some prostitutes and possibly bring this country to it's knees.


Meh, take this concoction:
penicillin + Jager + raw egg + Habanero pepper

Cousin Earl, says it will cure ya of anything
Posted by PJinAtl
Atlanta
Member since Nov 2007
12740 posts
Posted on 8/21/14 at 9:44 am to
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Cousin Earl, says it will cure ya of anything
Cure ya or kill ya one. Either way you won't be sick anymore.
Posted by jbond
Atlanta
Member since Jun 2012
4938 posts
Posted on 8/21/14 at 9:46 am to
I'm sure the CDC would totally make a massive mistake like that.
Posted by BillyBobPorkin
Stump Toe, Ar
Member since May 2014
1082 posts
Posted on 8/21/14 at 9:47 am to
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I'm sure the CDC would totally make a massive mistake like that.


Kind of like how they left an active virus in a freaking storage room locker, yeah, you are right.
Posted by jbond
Atlanta
Member since Jun 2012
4938 posts
Posted on 8/21/14 at 9:49 am to
If you fail to see the difference between those two situations then I don't know what to tell you.
Posted by BillyBobPorkin
Stump Toe, Ar
Member since May 2014
1082 posts
Posted on 8/21/14 at 9:51 am to
Sure there are differences, but mistakes are made.


We are all about to get ebola
This post was edited on 8/21/14 at 9:52 am
Posted by TbirdSpur2010
ALAMO CITY
Member since Dec 2010
134026 posts
Posted on 8/21/14 at 9:55 am to
#Contagion
Posted by Spaceman Spiff
Savannah
Member since Sep 2012
17450 posts
Posted on 8/21/14 at 10:44 am to
quote:

Ebola is officially on the streets in the US


Posted by tylerdurden24
Member since Sep 2009
46412 posts
Posted on 8/21/14 at 11:29 am to
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wait... I thought somebody had to frick a monkey to get ebola


Posted by tylerdurden24
Member since Sep 2009
46412 posts
Posted on 8/21/14 at 11:31 am to
You're not gonna get some monkey pussy on Tuesday and then call Charlene on Thursday
Posted by Kentucker
Cincinnati, KY
Member since Apr 2013
19351 posts
Posted on 8/21/14 at 2:05 pm to
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if this dude wanted he could frick some prostitutes


I just don't think he would want to donate his ebola-laden sperm to a prostitute. Seems like a godly man.

This post was edited on 8/21/14 at 2:07 pm
Posted by Henry Jones Jr
Member since Jun 2011
68437 posts
Posted on 8/21/14 at 2:10 pm to
Dude outkicked his coverage. And that's not a compliment.
Posted by randomways
North Carolina
Member since Aug 2013
12988 posts
Posted on 8/21/14 at 2:10 pm to
Good god! His wife is dying of virulently contagious freckling!
Posted by Pavoloco83
Acworth Ga. too many damn dawgs
Member since Nov 2013
15347 posts
Posted on 8/21/14 at 2:19 pm to
I wonder how long it will be before his wife lets him even get near her? I bet that dude has to wear a playtex glove on his dick for a year.
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