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Ebola is officially on the streets in the US
Posted on 8/21/14 at 8:02 am
Posted on 8/21/14 at 8:02 am
Ebola patient being released
Though technically not infectious by the normal means of rapid spreading, if this dude wanted he could frick some prostitutes and possibly bring this country to it's knees.
Though technically not infectious by the normal means of rapid spreading, if this dude wanted he could frick some prostitutes and possibly bring this country to it's knees.
Posted on 8/21/14 at 8:02 am to PrivatePublic
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if this dude wanted he could frick some prostitutes and possibly bring this country to it's knees
Posted on 8/21/14 at 8:15 am to PrivatePublic
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Though technically not infectious by the normal means of rapid spreading, if this dude wanted he could frick some prostitutes and possibly bring this country to it's knees.
I imagine he's going to be under HEAVY surveillance.
Posted on 8/21/14 at 8:49 am to PrivatePublic
wait... I thought somebody had to frick a monkey to get ebola
Posted on 8/21/14 at 9:28 am to PrivatePublic
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if this dude wanted he could frick some prostitutes and possibly bring this country to it's knees.
Meh, take this concoction:
penicillin + Jager + raw egg + Habanero pepper
Cousin Earl, says it will cure ya of anything
Posted on 8/21/14 at 9:44 am to BillyBobPorkin
quote:Cure ya or kill ya one. Either way you won't be sick anymore.
Cousin Earl, says it will cure ya of anything
Posted on 8/21/14 at 9:46 am to PrivatePublic
I'm sure the CDC would totally make a massive mistake like that.
Posted on 8/21/14 at 9:47 am to jbond
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I'm sure the CDC would totally make a massive mistake like that.
Kind of like how they left an active virus in a freaking storage room locker, yeah, you are right.
Posted on 8/21/14 at 9:49 am to BillyBobPorkin
If you fail to see the difference between those two situations then I don't know what to tell you.
Posted on 8/21/14 at 9:51 am to jbond
Sure there are differences, but mistakes are made.
We are all about to get ebola
We are all about to get ebola
This post was edited on 8/21/14 at 9:52 am
Posted on 8/21/14 at 10:44 am to PrivatePublic
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Ebola is officially on the streets in the US
Posted on 8/21/14 at 11:29 am to auggie
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wait... I thought somebody had to frick a monkey to get ebola
Posted on 8/21/14 at 11:31 am to tylerdurden24
You're not gonna get some monkey pussy on Tuesday and then call Charlene on Thursday
Posted on 8/21/14 at 2:05 pm to PrivatePublic
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if this dude wanted he could frick some prostitutes
I just don't think he would want to donate his ebola-laden sperm to a prostitute. Seems like a godly man.
This post was edited on 8/21/14 at 2:07 pm
Posted on 8/21/14 at 2:10 pm to Kentucker
Dude outkicked his coverage. And that's not a compliment.
Posted on 8/21/14 at 2:10 pm to Kentucker
Good god! His wife is dying of virulently contagious freckling!
Posted on 8/21/14 at 2:19 pm to Kentucker
I wonder how long it will be before his wife lets him even get near her? I bet that dude has to wear a playtex glove on his dick for a year.
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