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Ralphie May?

Posted on 8/14/14 at 8:45 pm
Posted by Swineman
Little Rock Ar
Member since Jul 2013
71 posts
Posted on 8/14/14 at 8:45 pm
Who is this Guy? He embarrassed me while he was on there. Joe Nicholls or Justin Moore should have represented us on there.
Posted by SunHog
Illinois
Member since Jan 2011
9202 posts
Posted on 8/14/14 at 8:46 pm to
No idea.. He's a horrible choice considering the amount of celebrities we have to choose from.
This post was edited on 8/14/14 at 9:19 pm
Posted by CtotheVrzrbck
WeWaCo
Member since Dec 2007
37538 posts
Posted on 8/14/14 at 8:47 pm to
frick off. Ralphie May is one of the greatest Arkansans to grace this planet.


Surprised you didn't list Backroad Anthem in your picks for official ambassador.
Posted by Marty McFrat
Arkansas hell
Member since Feb 2011
14827 posts
Posted on 8/14/14 at 8:51 pm to
Bill Clinton
John Daly
Barry Switzer
Jerry jones

Just to name a few...all better than Ralphie who I had zero idea was from Arkansas.
Posted by piggilicious
Member since Jan 2011
37295 posts
Posted on 8/14/14 at 9:00 pm to
Those yes, Justin Moore I wouldn't be able to pick out of a lineup and honestly the most I've ever heard of Joe Nichols was his twitter tirade.
Posted by blackrose890
Fayetteville, AR
Member since Apr 2009
6304 posts
Posted on 8/14/14 at 9:01 pm to
Not even Arkansas born either.
Posted by FleaMarketBill
Mayor of Wizard Township
Member since Apr 2010
12840 posts
Posted on 8/14/14 at 9:05 pm to
quote:

that


Alter alert. Did you forget to sign into your other account?
Posted by piggilicious
Member since Jan 2011
37295 posts
Posted on 8/14/14 at 9:11 pm to
My first thought as well.
Posted by CtotheVrzrbck
WeWaCo
Member since Dec 2007
37538 posts
Posted on 8/14/14 at 9:12 pm to
plank time.
Posted by 870Hog
99999 posts
Member since Jul 2011
16189 posts
Posted on 8/14/14 at 9:36 pm to
Buh bye alter
Posted by SLC
Hiwasse, AR
Member since Oct 2007
15522 posts
Posted on 8/15/14 at 5:55 am to
I had to look up this joker.
Posted by boogiewoogie1978
Little Rock
Member since Aug 2012
16949 posts
Posted on 8/15/14 at 7:35 am to
I've seen his stand-up routine a few times and in all honesty is a funny guy, but we definitely could have done better.
This post was edited on 8/15/14 at 7:39 am
Posted by ArCoRazorback
Member since Jun 2012
803 posts
Posted on 8/15/14 at 8:28 am to
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I gotta say Ralphie did rep Ark pretty good. Everybody obese in that state.



Not a good way to go out, alter.
Posted by Jefferson Dawg
Member since Sep 2012
31961 posts
Posted on 8/15/14 at 8:52 am to
When Reality TV shows first started popping up everywhere in the early 2000's, there was one where they stuck a bunch of aspiring stand-up comedians in a house together........ That's the only other time I remember seeing Ralphie May. I think he won or came pretty close.

Definitely a smart dude and pretty funny. But, back then, at least, he was one of those white kids that thinks he's black. Or wishes he was. And most of his schtick seemed like it was ripped off from all the great black comics from back then.


Posted by Feral
Member since Mar 2012
12375 posts
Posted on 8/15/14 at 9:08 am to
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Bill Clinton
John Daly
Barry Switzer
Jerry jones


I was shocked they didn't get Daly or Jerry, or even someone like Joe Nichols. Clinton might have been a little too high profile -- most of the other celebrities weren't enormous names. Jason Dufner, Jonathan Papelbon, Charlie Daniels, Melissa Joan Hart, and Ashley Judd aren't exactly a lineup of heavy hitters, but they're better than Ralphie May.

And while we're on the subject -- what the heck is Melissa Joan Hart's connection to Alabama? She was born and raised on Long Island and went to NYU, and has spent most of her career in Hollywood.
This post was edited on 8/15/14 at 9:09 am
Posted by hawgfaninc
https://youtu.be/torc9P4-k5A
Member since Nov 2011
46318 posts
Posted on 8/15/14 at 9:16 am to
quote:

Alter alert.
Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
54617 posts
Posted on 8/15/14 at 9:57 am to
quote:

Who is this Guy?


Seriously? I am old as hell and I still know who he is.

quote:

He embarrassed me while he was on there.


Damnit, why? The dude was wound up about Hog basketball and I was around back then - and back with the triplets and Eddie too - so it was great to see all that passion.

quote:

Joe Nicholls or Justin Moore should have represented us on there.


Guy was born in TN but grew up in AR. Said both parents went to Arkansas so you have a multigenerational Hog fan who loves the team and is funny. Are you just upset because he is fat?

Justin would be okay but as a young guy, how many folks would know who he was? Joe is a little older but it is not like he is a household name either.

John Daly would have been pretty good but maybe he did not step up when asked. Sure Jerry would have been a status thing, but no way we see that same passion that Ralphie put out.

Seriously folks, it could have been a lot worse. Imagine you were a Tide fan and they picked who they did. If it makes you feel better just remember it is the man in black singing in those SECN commercials.
Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
54617 posts
Posted on 8/15/14 at 10:04 am to
quote:

But, back then, at least, he was one of those white kids that thinks he's black. Or wishes he was. And most of his schtick seemed like it was ripped off from all the great black comics from back then.


His influence was Sam Kinison who I am pretty sure was not black. he just screamed all the time. LINK (NSFW language)
Posted by Miz Piggy
La Petite Roche
Member since Jan 2012
3169 posts
Posted on 8/15/14 at 10:10 am to
His Cuba Diving routine is pretty hysterical.
Posted by roadGator
Member since Feb 2009
139776 posts
Posted on 8/15/14 at 10:14 am to
I love his comedy. Wish he would lose weight though. Enough with the fat comics dying too early.
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