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Favorite Joke AGAINST Your School

Posted on 8/7/14 at 3:35 pm
Posted by GusAU
Member since Mar 2014
3611 posts
Posted on 8/7/14 at 3:35 pm
I will start.

QUESTION: Was the most important throw in Auburn football history the Marshall to Louis TD pass against UGA ?

ANSWER: No, it was when Cam Newton threw the laptop out of the UF dorm window.

Posted by Aggie Fishfinder
Republic of Texas
Member since Feb 2012
4260 posts
Posted on 8/7/14 at 3:37 pm to
There are entire websites devoted to Aggie jokes.
Posted by The_Joker
Winter Park, Fl
Member since Jan 2013
16316 posts
Posted on 8/7/14 at 3:38 pm to
Bert is fat.

Gets me every time.
Posted by nes2010
Member since Jun 2014
6742 posts
Posted on 8/7/14 at 3:38 pm to
Sounds like you wrote that one.
Posted by CNB
Columbia, SC
Member since Sep 2007
95852 posts
Posted on 8/7/14 at 3:39 pm to
quote:

There are entire websites devoted to Aggie jokes.


Not something I would brag about
Posted by Slinger16
Not Louisiana
Member since Jun 2007
21866 posts
Posted on 8/7/14 at 3:39 pm to
Q: How do you get a Cardinal fan off your front porch?

A: Shoot him in the face.
Posted by Aggie Fishfinder
Republic of Texas
Member since Feb 2012
4260 posts
Posted on 8/7/14 at 3:42 pm to
quote:

Not something I would brag about


Good percentage of the jokes are created by Aggies.
Posted by nes2010
Member since Jun 2014
6742 posts
Posted on 8/7/14 at 3:43 pm to
My Texas and Louisiana relatives always told aggie jokes when I was a kid. For years I thought aggie just meant a stupid person.
Posted by wadewilson
Member since Sep 2009
36485 posts
Posted on 8/7/14 at 3:44 pm to
It's hard to choose between corn dog and team vote
Posted by piggidyphish
Birmingham
Member since Jul 2009
18880 posts
Posted on 8/7/14 at 3:46 pm to
whatever player gets kicked off a team is auburn's new qb.
Posted by olddawg26
Member since Jan 2013
24554 posts
Posted on 8/7/14 at 3:50 pm to
thats not a joke
Posted by cardboardboxer
Member since Apr 2012
34330 posts
Posted on 8/7/14 at 3:51 pm to
quote:

Not something I would brag about



Why? Aggie jokes are our favorites. Well at least all the non-bonfire ones.
Posted by Tornado Alley
Member since Mar 2012
26480 posts
Posted on 8/7/14 at 3:53 pm to
quote:

Q: How do you get a Cardinal fan off your front porch?

A: Shoot him in the face.


Posted by Tornado Alley
Member since Mar 2012
26480 posts
Posted on 8/7/14 at 3:54 pm to
QUESTION: How many Ole Miss fans does it take to change a light bulb?







































ANSWER: Just one and he is a racist.
Posted by RoyalAir
Detroit
Member since Dec 2012
5867 posts
Posted on 8/7/14 at 3:57 pm to
Similar vein:

Q:How many Carolina fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: 85,000. One to actually change it, and 84,999 to tell you how much better it will be next year.
Posted by DoUrden
UnderDark
Member since Oct 2011
25965 posts
Posted on 8/7/14 at 3:58 pm to
This was the LSU SECCG and I was there, the next year I went to Gainesville and they were sitting across the isle from me.

Posted by Tornado Alley
Member since Mar 2012
26480 posts
Posted on 8/7/14 at 3:59 pm to
Betty and Junior!!!1
Posted by DoUrden
UnderDark
Member since Oct 2011
25965 posts
Posted on 8/7/14 at 4:00 pm to
quote:

Lulu and Junior!!!1


fify
Posted by Tornado Alley
Member since Mar 2012
26480 posts
Posted on 8/7/14 at 4:02 pm to
My b
Posted by JustGetItRight
Member since Jan 2012
15712 posts
Posted on 8/7/14 at 4:02 pm to
From back in the Shula days, it was

Q - Two or more Bama players are riding in a car. Who is driving?

A - The police.
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