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Why The SEC Is bullshite
Posted on 8/7/14 at 7:35 am
Posted on 8/7/14 at 7:35 am
He mad. 
If any of you southerners came here hoping that this was going to be an excoriation of the way that the Securities Exchange Commission operates, you’re in for a world of disappointment. The SEC I’m talking about here is, indeed, the Southeastern Conference, and specifically the cloud of frickery surrounding it when it comes to football. So strap yourselves in, Tigers, Gators, Bulldogs, and every moron who’s ever yelled “Roll Tahd!” because it’s going to get ugly. For all you guys outside the bottom right of our fair country, grab some popcorn and enjoy. I’m about to piss off half the TFM readership in one column. This should be fun.
If any of you southerners came here hoping that this was going to be an excoriation of the way that the Securities Exchange Commission operates, you’re in for a world of disappointment. The SEC I’m talking about here is, indeed, the Southeastern Conference, and specifically the cloud of frickery surrounding it when it comes to football. So strap yourselves in, Tigers, Gators, Bulldogs, and every moron who’s ever yelled “Roll Tahd!” because it’s going to get ugly. For all you guys outside the bottom right of our fair country, grab some popcorn and enjoy. I’m about to piss off half the TFM readership in one column. This should be fun.
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Posted on 8/7/14 at 7:36 am to PuntBamaPunt
Posted on 8/7/14 at 7:43 am to PuntBamaPunt
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cloud of frickery
Adding this to my personal lexicon
Posted on 8/7/14 at 8:16 am to PuntBamaPunt
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Then Alabama beat Texas after Colt McCoy went down with an injury, and with the way that game looked, only the most delusional Roll Tahder would believe that ‘Bama could have pulled that one out if McCoy had stayed healthy
That fricker must die. No one calls me a Roll Tahder and gets away with it. And a delusional Roll Tahder at that.
Posted on 8/7/14 at 8:27 am to Tiger Live2
That was the only part I agreed with him about. I've always thought Bama would've lost that game. It happened though and they won, just an opinion.
Posted on 8/7/14 at 8:38 am to Tigers of War
Injuries are part of the game.
The "if only Colt had been hurt" drivel is the cry of a loser.
Same as "if only Mark Barron hadn't gotten hurt in the 2010 UA vs. AU game" whines.
Like you said, the final score dictates the winner not some loser crying what if after the fact.
The "if only Colt had been hurt" drivel is the cry of a loser.
Same as "if only Mark Barron hadn't gotten hurt in the 2010 UA vs. AU game" whines.
Like you said, the final score dictates the winner not some loser crying what if after the fact.
This post was edited on 8/7/14 at 8:42 am
Posted on 8/7/14 at 8:38 am to PuntBamaPunt
That must be Stoops under a pen name...
Posted on 8/7/14 at 8:46 am to Tigers of War
IMO Bama was not losing that game. It looked like that was the game that finally scared him out of his prevent offense. He got a good lead, and even though early, with the freshman QB for TX, he just started to only run the ball and trust his defense. He calls that game differently if McCoy isn't injured.
Granted this is only my opinion.
Thought the thing about OSU destroying either defense in '11, because of the success A&M and Mizzou have had offensively is comical. He must not of watched LSU play A&M, with what was a horrible defense compared to 2011.
Granted this is only my opinion.
Thought the thing about OSU destroying either defense in '11, because of the success A&M and Mizzou have had offensively is comical. He must not of watched LSU play A&M, with what was a horrible defense compared to 2011.
Posted on 8/7/14 at 8:48 am to Tiger Live2
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a delusional Roll Tahder at that.
Harvey, is that you?
Posted on 8/7/14 at 9:00 am to Pavoloco83
Sterling Cooper---Y U mad Tho?
Posted on 8/7/14 at 9:02 am to Herman Frisco
Nah. I dont get made at idiots. its like kicking a stupid dog. it doesnt make it smarter.
Posted on 8/7/14 at 9:12 am to Pavoloco83
Pavoloco83--I wasn't directing my post to you. It was to the writer of the article.
Posted on 8/7/14 at 9:26 am to stat19
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The "if only Colt had been hurt" drivel is the cry of a loser.
It really is an awful argument, UT was driving in a tied game when he got hurt. McCoy got hurt because they ran short option. If anything that game is on Mack for running your QB into a beast line-backing core.
McCoy wouldn't have stopped bama's offense from rattles off 30 points or whatever they scored.
*i am friends with a lot Texas fans and watched that game with texas fans*
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Thought the thing about OSU destroying either defense in '11, because of the success A&M and Mizzou have had offensively is comical. He must not of watched LSU play A&M, with what was a horrible defense compared to 2011.
and completely ignores how well 2011 LSU would have matched up against OSU.
This post was edited on 8/7/14 at 9:29 am
Posted on 8/7/14 at 9:39 am to PuntBamaPunt
Dude is seriously mad....I wonder if he went to an LSU game and got tipped over in a port-o-pottie or something.
Posted on 8/7/14 at 10:07 am to PuntBamaPunt
Great Article of complaints and excuses. What a lil bitch. lol somebody is super jelly.
Posted on 8/7/14 at 10:10 am to AUCatfish
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I wonder if he went to an LSU game and got tipped over in a port-o-pottie or something.
Don't give those frickers any ideas
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