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Does anyone else feel they were born in the wrong century?
Posted on 8/6/14 at 4:19 pm
Posted on 8/6/14 at 4:19 pm
TFW born to late
You will never fight in the Roman legions.
You will never explore the vast oceans searching for the new world
You will never have a beautiful roman wife.
You will never smoke ancient hallucinogens with the Mayans.
You will never fight for the confederate army
You will never live in the medieval ages
TFW born to early
You will never explore Mars
You will never live on Mars
You will never have a beautiful wife from another galaxy
You will never explore the galaxy
You will never know the secrets of time travel
You will never fight in the Roman legions.
You will never explore the vast oceans searching for the new world
You will never have a beautiful roman wife.
You will never smoke ancient hallucinogens with the Mayans.
You will never fight for the confederate army
You will never live in the medieval ages
TFW born to early
You will never explore Mars
You will never live on Mars
You will never have a beautiful wife from another galaxy
You will never explore the galaxy
You will never know the secrets of time travel
This post was edited on 8/6/14 at 4:20 pm
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Posted on 8/6/14 at 4:21 pm to Gcockboi
You're just the worst
This post was edited on 8/6/14 at 4:39 pm
Posted on 8/6/14 at 4:23 pm to Gcockboi
quote:
You will never explore Mars
You will never live on Mars
You will never have a beautiful wife from another galaxy
You will never explore the galaxy You will never know the secrets of time travel
You high?
Posted on 8/6/14 at 4:25 pm to Gcockboi
You're really weird.
Posted on 8/6/14 at 4:25 pm to Gcockboi
Posted on 8/6/14 at 4:31 pm to Gcockboi
you have an unique mind, that's for sure
Posted on 8/6/14 at 4:36 pm to Gcockboi
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You will never fight for the confederate army
lol
Posted on 8/6/14 at 4:37 pm to Gcockboi
Yeah but you will spend a substantial portion of your life setting in traffic sucking exhaust fumes.
So ya got that going for you
So ya got that going for you
Posted on 8/6/14 at 4:38 pm to Gcockboi
At least you got to see the Tide play.
Posted on 8/6/14 at 4:55 pm to Gcockboi
Posted on 8/6/14 at 5:08 pm to Gcockboi
Every day I pray this is all a dream and that I actually live in the Old West circa 1880
Edit: and I think you're a bit off saying we will not explore mars in this century and know the secrets of time travel.
Heck, time travel has already been proven to be impossible to go backwards and entirely possible to go forwards.
Edit: and I think you're a bit off saying we will not explore mars in this century and know the secrets of time travel.
Heck, time travel has already been proven to be impossible to go backwards and entirely possible to go forwards.
This post was edited on 8/6/14 at 5:15 pm
Posted on 8/6/14 at 5:55 pm to AGoodTexan
I'm traveling forward in time right now.
Posted on 8/6/14 at 6:07 pm to CheeseburgerEddie
Welcome back Eddie
Posted on 8/6/14 at 7:26 pm to Gcockboi
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You will never fight for the confederate army
Now why in the holy high hell would I want to fight for them???
This post was edited on 8/6/14 at 7:51 pm
Posted on 8/6/14 at 7:48 pm to Carolina Tide
Why would anyone want to live on or visit Mars?
And I'm afraid time travel will always be a mystery.
And I'm afraid time travel will always be a mystery.
This post was edited on 8/6/14 at 7:50 pm
Posted on 8/6/14 at 7:58 pm to Gcockboi
I imagine this is what killz was like when he was 19 and all existential and shite.
Posted on 8/6/14 at 8:06 pm to Gcockboi
I prefer Tudor England.
1. Plague was seasonally common.
2. Criminal not to go to Church.
3. Question on which church to go to..Catholic or Anglican. either could get you killed on the wrong day.
4. Public beheadings of criminals was entertainment
5. Long life was living til you were in your late 40's.
6. Men ate an average of 9 lbs of meat a year.
7. Beer was considered a staple like bread.
9. You bathed twice in your life. At birth and at death.
10. No hunting or fishing on the kings grounds ,which was pretty much the whole country.
11. Your whole family lived in one room, maximum 2. you were RICH if you had 3.
12. your wife would average 5 pregancies in her life and had a 50% chance of dying in each.
13. Child has a 50% chance of death by the time they are 2.
1. Plague was seasonally common.
2. Criminal not to go to Church.
3. Question on which church to go to..Catholic or Anglican. either could get you killed on the wrong day.
4. Public beheadings of criminals was entertainment
5. Long life was living til you were in your late 40's.
6. Men ate an average of 9 lbs of meat a year.
7. Beer was considered a staple like bread.
9. You bathed twice in your life. At birth and at death.
10. No hunting or fishing on the kings grounds ,which was pretty much the whole country.
11. Your whole family lived in one room, maximum 2. you were RICH if you had 3.
12. your wife would average 5 pregancies in her life and had a 50% chance of dying in each.
13. Child has a 50% chance of death by the time they are 2.
This post was edited on 8/6/14 at 8:09 pm
Posted on 8/6/14 at 8:08 pm to Gcockboi
I sometimes think I was born about a decade to late.
Posted on 8/6/14 at 8:11 pm to UMRealist
I was born in 61. i should have been born in 55 so i could properly enjoy the 60's without having to go to Vietnam.
Posted on 8/6/14 at 9:35 pm to Gcockboi
Ancient Rome, Medieval Times and the Civil War were horrible fricking times to be alive
You probably would have been a bath house frick boy, died from yellow fever or died of bubonic plague.
You probably would have been a bath house frick boy, died from yellow fever or died of bubonic plague.
This post was edited on 8/6/14 at 9:36 pm
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